To the casual observer...when my bestie asks me about my kids and husband it would seem odd, especially since I have never been pregnant and my "husband" is a character from the movie Braveheart. To us it's just another conversation.
If I had a pierced clitoris... Really, it was fuckin` awkward... and gross. ._.
Me: *sitting at the cafeteria alone and eating* random girl: *walks towards me* Hi, Are te the girl with the pierced clitoris? Me: ...No... random Girl: Are te sure? Me: ...yes... random girl: Ok! *walks away* Me: O.o .....................