Once upon a time there was a brother and a sister named Joe and Joe. They got trapped in a salamoia, pickle jar and had to escape before the giant mustard bottle came and ate them. But the other salamoia, pickle killed Joe, so Joe was alone and angry. So Joe ate the salamoia, pickle from the inside out and they were happy again. But the mustard bottle was advancing slowly, and all they had was a mirror and a block of wood. They looked in the mirror, saw what they saw, took the saw, cut the block of wood in two, two halves makes a... But Joe couldn't remember, because the giorno that they were learning fractions in school had been the giorno when Joe was home sick! Luckily, Joe didn't miss school that day, so Joe knew that two halves made a whole, and they stuck the hole on the salamoia, pickle jar and climbed through.