Will te post your dirtiest joke?

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Yesterday at school, my friend and I were doing "sub work" and she was distracting me, so I said:
"Come the f*ck on and do the work!"
And she said:
"Cum on what?"

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trainofdoom82 said:
Okay so a Prussian a Spaniard and a Frenchman all walk into a bar....



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^ Lol, right? XD
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XD
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SymmaGirl2 posted più di un anno fa
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THIS
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XxKeithHarkinxX said:
hmm......


Me: Come here!

Keith: why should i come?

me: because i told you!

Keith: I'm sorry i can't cum on command,

me: *facepalm*
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XDDD
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x3
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BAHAHAHA!!!
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SymmaGirl2 said:
France. That is all.
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lol xD god why the hell did i get that joke?? x3
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Jeffersonian said:
First I can think of (it's from SOA)

Guy: *randomly masturbating for no reason, claims it's a disorder that he can't control*
Piney: I had that disorder too, and then I turned thirteen.

Gah, it's so stupid but it's all I could think of.
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lol xD
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adultswimperson said:
Natale joke.

How did Santa get so fat?
Because his balls went to his stomach.:)
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Usui--takumi said:
Son: Dad!! Dad!!
Dad: Yes, son.
Son: I just sucked my own dick.
Dad: ಠ_ಠ
Dad: LIKE A BOSS ??
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SheWolf11 said:
FUCK YES, PICK-UP LINES! XD

Nice legs....what time do they open?

I'm like a rubix cube....the più te play me, the harder I get.

(Florida OC) Ever look at the map of America and wonder why the state of Florida sticks out so much? Lets go in my room and I'll mostra te why.

Thats all I remember right now, sorry XD
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lol XD
ilovecornholio posted più di un anno fa
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Some ppl use dat on me before god
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^ XD OMG
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invadergiggles2 said:
._. sorry but me and my boyfriend are not telling te our dirty jokes.
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