random sentence maker!

Your birth month-
January-I tickled
Febuary-I stroked
March-I sabatoged
April-I pinched
May-I tasted
June-I kneaded
July-I burned
August-I kissed
September-I squeezed
October-I stared at
November-I felt
December-I dropped

giorno te were born-
1-An apple
2-A pie
3-Your mom
4-Your dad
5-Death
6-Myself
7-My best friend
8-Barney
9-A glass of arancia, arancio juice
10-My lipstick
11-A mysterious stranger
12-My spirit
13-A cookie
14-A calculator
15-A fish
16-A bar of soap
17-You
18-A microwave
19-A bottle of soda
20-A horse
21-My hand
22-A butterfly
23-A cloud
24-A jalapeno
25-A spoon
26-A teaspon of butter
27-Elmo
28-A fork
29-My sandwich
30-Everyone
31-A lollipop

preferito color-
Red-Under the stars
Orange-In a dark area
Yellow-In my bed
Green-In the toilet
Blue-In the bathtub
Purple-In your mouth
Pink-At your house
Black-With a knife
Grey-In the afternoon
White-9 years ago

The first letter of your name-
A-Because I'm physcho
B-Because I was sad
C-Because it's fun
D-Because I'm sexy
E-Because I was tired
F-Because I like cheese
G-Because I have issues
H-Because I wanted to
I-Because I felt like it
J-Because I'm awesome
K-And I don't know why
L-Because I was happy
M-Because I was cursed

N-Because I was told to

O-Because I'm allowed

P-Because it would help us save the world

Q-Because I'm dumb

R-Because I had to

S-Because I'm a genius

T-Because I'm kinda crazy like that

U-Because I'm evil

V-Because I'm amazing

W-Because I was bored

X-Because I'm strange

Y-Because I'm a sweetheart

Z-Because something's wrong with me

I sabatoged a lollipop in your mouth because I'm a genius
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hidan141 said:
I'm not doing that shit again.
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 I'm not doing that shit again.
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Why not? It's FUN!
BeastBoyCahill posted più di un anno fa
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lol Amore the pic
IceCreamGal101 posted più di un anno fa
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XD
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CPU said:
I kissed your mom in my letto because I'm sexy.
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what
popstar000 posted più di un anno fa
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Oh yeah.
CPU posted più di un anno fa
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O_o xD
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CelticBeauty said:
I tasted Death in your mouth because I was told to.... O_o
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Ooo!
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izfan9500 said:
I squeezed death in your mouth because I wanted to...
O_O
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O_O
BeastBoyCahill posted più di un anno fa
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ikr? O_O
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popstar000 said:
i felt my spirt in the bathtub because i was cursed
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 i felt my spirt in the bathtub because i was cursed
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Ooo-eee-ooo...
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haha hehe funny
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:)
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xD
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IoYoI said:

I kneaded a microwave in the bathtub and I don't know why.

Fuck. I probably got electrocuted.



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:D
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Dream-On said:
how about skipping all this
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 how about skipping all this
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No!
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Ale1152 said:
I kissed a cookie in the bathtub because I'm psycho.
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Sounds legit.
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shadowninja2 said:
I dropped a jalapeno with a coltello because I'm a genius.

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:D
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yeah u a genius:(
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egyptprincess7 said:
I stared at your mom with a coltello because I was cursed. XD
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O_o
BeastBoyCahill posted più di un anno fa
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^ I know right?
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whoa that almost makes sense! lol xD
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sugercookies151 said:
I stared at a nube, nuvola in your mouth and I don't know why.
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:D
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dracofan001 said:
Mine: I kneaded your mom in the toilet and I don't know why.

Draco's: I kneaded death in the toilet because I'm sexy.
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te guys have the same birthday? Cool!
BeastBoyCahill posted più di un anno fa
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Oops I ment the fifth... I wish... Just 2 freakin days grrrr
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XxKeithHarkinxX said:
I stroked death in a toilet because i'm crazy like that :3


makes perfect sense ^_^
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Yep.
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:3
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talia_bieber said:
I felt a bar of soap in the bathtub because im kinda crazy like that...
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blackpanther666 said:
LOLOLOLOL!!!! I dropped a fork in the toilet, because I was happy! XD

Interesting statement one would normally say...
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HA HA!
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wantadog said:
I squeezed barney in the bathtub because i was cursed...
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 I squeezed barney in the bathtub because i was cursed...
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Darnit im a pedobear*snaps fingers*
wantadog posted più di un anno fa
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:D That pic!
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BeastBoyCahill said:
I squeezed my hand in the toilet under the stars (both) because I'm a sweetheart.
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 I squeezed my hand in the toilet under the stars (both) because I'm a sweetheart.
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Do te were outside, at night, squeezing your hand in a toilet? Sounds like a total badass party.
IoYoI posted più di un anno fa
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IKR?
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XD
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AstonMartin321 said:
I squeezed death in your mouth and I don't know why.
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Tinieupasnachan said:
I burned a teaspoon of burro in the bathtub because I'm a physcho lol
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XD
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CielXlizzy19 said:
I dropped a calculator at your house because it's fun.
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 I dropped a calculator at your house because it's fun.
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alley529 said:
i tasted my sandwich, panino in the bathtub because im physcho
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Me_Iz_Here said:
I squeezed everyone under the stars/in the toilet/in the bathtub because I'm psycho. ._.
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Sounds about right... :D
BeastBoyCahill posted più di un anno fa
ixAthena said:
I felt your mom in the bathtub because it's fun.
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nice family bonding...
wantadog posted più di un anno fa
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if te know what i mean
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...
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kiss_me508 said:
I stared at Death under the stars because I have issues... oooookkkaaaaayyyy...
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Pink_Love said:
I dropped your dad at your house because I was told to.

Mine is not bad at all. It kind of makes sense.
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zanesaaomgfan said:
I dropped a cookie in your mouth because I have issues.

My friend's
I pinched a pesce in the afternoon because I'm sexy.
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Both sound legit.
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IceCreamGal101 said:
I stared at a pie in the bathtub because it is fun.
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4422 said:
im too lazy to type srry
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britishboy said:
i pinched my spirit in my mouth because i was dumb
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polly30229 said:
My birthday is July 7th and I got I burned my best friend under the stars and I don't know why.
That's what I got when I did the random sentence maker.

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KnougeChick said:
I tasted a cookie in a dark area and I don't know why.

Sounds legit.
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Liv1442 said:
I burned elmo in the bathtub because I`m allowed.! lol XD
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MaddyPayne said:
I Squeezed A farfalla Under The Stars Because I Was Cursed
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Doodlebug81 said:
I dropped a horse in the bathtub because I'm a genius!! XD
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LOFL!
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SummerThunder said:
I kissed an mela, apple in the bathtub because I'm amazing.
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PlayingWithFire said:
I kneaded my hand under the stars because I had to.
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h2ogirl123 said:
I tasted a calculator in the bathtub because it's fun.

O.O
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MissMichele said:
I stroked a jalapeño with a coltello because I'm psycho.

...

Seems legit.
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iamagagamonster said:
I sabatoged a teaspoon of burro in your mouth because I'm a genius


...ok
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 I sabatoged a teaspoon of burro in your mouth because I'm a genius ...ok
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Ah Spencer :)
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CapShunsuifan13 said:
I tasted a cookie with a coltello because I wanted to.

Mine actually makes sense.
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amzel said:
I kissed a microwave in the toilet because I was tired.
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Face_of_Music said:
I stroked death in a toliet because I'm awesome.

FUCK YEAH!
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xD
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Newset said:
I kneaded Your mom In your mouth Because I'm a sweetheart....
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MRSCULLENXXXX said:
I tasted a teaspoon of burro under the stars and i don't know why
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LadyEmzy16 said:
I tasted Myself with a coltello because I was tired.

WTF?!?!

Lolzz


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 I tasted Myself with a coltello because I was tired. WTF?!?! Lolzz
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unknownK5 said:
I tasted te in your mouth and I don't know why.
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Bluekait said:
I burned te with a coltello and I don't know why.
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SaveWord_Apples said:
only cause I'm super bored! here it goes:

I kneaded My best friend With a coltello Because I was happy

...yeah I should try that again sometime, it was really fun for me and she seemed to really enjoy it too
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smileyAqua said:
I stroked an mela, apple in the bathtub because I'm a genius..... What?
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Pikagirl541 said:
I kneaded my sandwich, panino in your mouth because I had to.
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precious211 said:
De Ja vu
I kissed an mela, apple in the toilet cause am physco,.:D
GAH
HOW COME
MINE ALWAYS MAKES SENSE
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Lulu_Kururugi said:
I stroked Elmo With a coltello because i was cursed
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Cleo55146 said:
I squeezed a cookie udder the stars because it's fun
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missracoon said:
I kneaded my hand with a coltello because I was happy.

...
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 I kneaded my hand with a coltello because I was happy. ...
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jordy460 said:
mine is is pretty good. :)

I pinched a mysterious stranger with a coltello because i'm awesome
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linklover1313 said:
i dropped death in your mouth Because I'm a genius.

Heck yeah i did.
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layla91701 said:
i squeezed te with a coltello because im a genius
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ssook78 said:
i squeezed a microwave in your mouth cause im a genius *puts on glasses* GENIUS PEWDS STRIKES AGAIN orr SSOOK :D (or shailar shy-lar)
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Sir_Shalott said:
I sabatoged your mom in the afternoon because I'm a genius. Ok then.... *thinking*
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Holyshitwtf said:
I squeezed a fork in the bathub because im awesome.
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tinkerbell66799 said:
I pinched a teaspoon of burro in the bathtub because I was cursed...


Oookaay?
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Kathline33 said:
i burned your mom in the bathtub and i don't know why/because I'm physcho
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TheGoldenHeart said:
I kissed a cookie in your mouth because I'm amazing
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-Obsessive- said:
I stroked a microwave at your house because I'm psycho
ok what ._.
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 I stroked a microwave at your house because I'm psycho ok what ._.
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wHateVer9974 said:
I felt my hand in the bathtub because I was cursed.
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florasedge31 said:
My brothers sentence is funny, I burned a horse in the toilet and I don't know why

Mines is boring, I kneaded my spirit in the bathtub because I have issues (Boring)
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