share some weird story's with us

OMG!! *stories*!1!!


and well Keith has been working since five this morning so he texted me that when he's done he need something to warm his chest while he naps.


I've been stuck with chest warming duty for 6 years....

There were these biker dudes and they dug up a corpse...but the dead guy was really fat so they called him a whale...true story (well in the SOA universe anyway.)

I was at Grant's farm and I went to go pet this lama, llama named Annie. Well I was petting her and I was all like "Awww she's so soft and fluffy!" successivo thing I know it, Annie spits in my face.
My brothers, our friend, and my Mom were all laughing and rolling on the ground while I spat everywhere (not sure spat is a word though).
When we left we found this book called "I don't want to Amore a llama" and my Mom detto I should get it. I detto no.
Then some guy came up to me, I guess he over heard my conversation cuz he asks me if I this lama, llama spit in my face. And shows me a picture of that exact llama.
I detto "Yeah and it was disgusting." Then he detto "Child, you've been blessed." Gave me a piece of paper and walked away.
Is that weird enough for te because that is ALL TRUE!!! And I am not lying. A lama, llama named Annie actually spit in my face.
Curse te Annie the Llama!!!!

... there was that one giorno were I was married 16 times.


Wanna hear it, children? :D

Here! ^__^ I'm delighted to share my story.