Aha post your preferito all time quote:]

Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
What fun is being cool if te can't even wear a sombrero?!
Life's difficulties are much harder to take when te don't know any swear words.
EIGHTEEN?! But da then I'll know better!
Weekends don't count unless te spend them doing something completely pointless.
Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of Friends with nothing better to do but drop da and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my Friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers.
I'm a simple man with complex tastes.
A penny?! My thoughts are worth at least a dollar!

Try and guess where they're from. Hint: They're all from the same thing. :3

"Shut up and draw another penis".

Also

"The prince is awake
Your shit is wrecked"

:)

"These months without te have been pure torture... I miss your breath on the back of my neck as we sleep.... the warm touch of your gentle embrace...the way te held me in your arms and whispered in my ear how much I mean too you....."


or...

"i'm not think as te drunk i am."


see picture

There's so many... o_o

Sanity? Sorry. I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place. -Kenpachi

I do not answer. I simply make a facial expression that suggests you've gone insane. -Sheldon

Justice will prevail! - L

We have walked through the darkness of this world, that's why we are able to see even a sliver of light -Gaara

I couldn't choose just one..and there's still tons more.. X3 I'll also include the one in the picture.. ^-^

Better not give in to it. it takes ten times as long to put yourself together as it does to fall apart ♥

If at first te don't succeed dust yourself off of and try again

"RAH"

“I do not deny evil, nor do I believe that any human is completely free of malice. Everything must be in balance. As long as good and evil maintain perfect equilibrium, there is no problem. Perfect balance is the key to everything.” -Death the Kid

:O I have to choose one quote...?

"No wifin in the club
Gimme 20 dollarz!
Gimme 20 dollarz!
Gimme 20 dollarz!

[Verse 1:]
No wifing in the club!
Rose got me bent all night
I've been watchin u got short pinned all night
She a Barbie and u been playin kent all night
te a sucka she got te for your rent all night
Play ya position in the club o gimme 20 dollarz
No kissin in the club o gimme 20 dollarz
No trickin in the club o gimme 20 dollarz
te on a mission in the club so gimme (hey!) 20 dollarz

[Hook:]
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)
(They ain't ready-ready!)
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)

[Verse 2:]
No wifin in the club!
I can't cuff in the club, I ain't officer ricky
JH flashy, fly like a frisbee
tè Bagz the movement, ya'll still with me (I'm still here)
The boy shake down, we runz the cityy
te know the motto, we keepz it gwinnin

Rose bottles, yes we sippin
Haze in the air [cough cough], yes we piffin
Told te before, still dippin like lipton

[Chorus x4]

[Verse 3:]
No wifin in the club!
Nah gimme 20 dollarz for all te trickin
Gimme 20 dollarz for Mmm Mmm kissin
All te lovers, ya'll do the wifin
I'll be the plumber, I'll do the pipin
tè Bag boys, sippin on bubb
Usher culo niggahz makin Amore in the club
Big big tipper, Me Cafe
cagna don't like me then she must (hey!) be gay

[Hook:]
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)
(They ain't ready-ready!)
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)

[Verse 4:]
No wifin in the club!
DJ Self, sittin in a tree, k-I-s-s-I-n-g
I won't eat her, I just beat her
I call her a spare tire, pull her out when I need her
And she sneaky (sneaky), real sneaky (sneaky)
All the tè Bag boyz call her freaky
Straight to the telly, never pass no dub
Cause te never see self in the club in lovee

[Chorus x4]

[Verse 5:]
No wifin in the club!
te put me in a pot, I'm boiling hot (hot!)
te wanna shop, girl I hope te got(got!)
Me a trick, I think that's not (nope!)
Fuck with Sha, I have te on the block (uh-huh!)
papavero stop, a hundred on the spot (wooo!)
Bring it back so I could stack (like this!)
Bring that culo so I could slap (like that!)
Sha money, just like that (Uhh!)

[Hook:]
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)
(They ain't ready-ready!)
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)"

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." -Hannibal Lecter {Silence of the Lambs}

"Guns don't kill people, people with mustaches do." Destrey.

"Man up o I'll beat te with my peace prize."
"I feel like we're summoning the devil!"
"Smack~ smack~ smack~ smack~"
"I don't want to dieeeeeeee!Please I'm a virgin! Where do te think they get virgin oliva oil from?! Your not supposed to kill a virgin! We're pathetic enough as it is!!"
"Risking my life for European politics would make me gassy."

"She came here with me."

"Always"

"Books! And cleverness! There are più important things -- friendship and bravery."

"There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it."

"It should have gone that way."

"I am not pretty. I am not beautiful. I am as radiant as the sun"

me i got 2

This is an 'A' n 'B' conversation so 'C' ur way out b4 'D' jumps ova 'E' n 'F' u up like a 'G'

'Stalkerlicious,'

'Come fly with us, come die with us!'

'The first rule of dodgeball is...'
'Do not talk about dodgeball?'

'I too Amore a good catfight. But one with real cats, who wear tiny boxing gloves,'

'Oh, you're going down! We're gonna bring the cena to the tavolo and then we're gonna eat it!'

'Girls on the rebound are the best! They cry, and then te get to buy them a pop and listen and then, well, they still won't go out with you, but te get to buy them a pop!'

'Uh, no biggie. Just a concussion. Can te parents my phone and tell them not to worry Santa?' *falls onto floor*

'I was having an early make-out session with one of the honey's,'
'Sha-sweet! Which one?'
'Uh, a gentlemen never kisses and tells,'
'You kissed a gentlemen?'

-Total Drama.


'Aw snap. Aw snap. Come to our Macaroni Party and we'll take a nap!'

'It was supposed to say Rigby but they spelled my name wrong,'

'How the H are we gonna fix this S?'

'Don't look at our crotches while we synchronize are watches!'

'Bensons gonna drop his balls when he see's how good we set up the chairs. He's gonna be like "Oh, no. My gumballs!" '

'Mustache Cash Stash,'

-Regular Show.



Whoa... I put quite a few.

“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something te must always remember. te are braver than te believe, stronger than te seem, and smarter than te think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. i'll always be with you.”
-Christopher Robin

"When life gives te lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am i supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the giorno it thought it could give cave Johnson lemons! Do te know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible limone that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson



"You didn't say please!" - Goku(SSJ1)


"You can destroy planets, but te can never destroy what I am, friend. I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth! ALLY TO GOOD! NIGHTMARE TO YOU!" - Goku


Just a few of my favorites.