post the most funny joke te know ?

the one i like gets 10 props
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XxKeithHarkinxX said:
Yay for dirty jokes!



Me: KEITH COME HERE

Keith: I can't.

Me: and why not?

Keith: I can't cum on command *troll face*

I made that one up :3


here is another


If te use a ring te don't need a condom, why te ask?

Ring of protection BD
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lol thx 4 answer
chawrash posted più di un anno fa
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u get 2
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Thanks ^-^
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np
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Clutch13 said:
Hey! I'm not gonna write my life story here, ok!
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ok
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u get 1 omaggio itwas still funny
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wantadog said:
Two guys walk into a bar.......it hurt like hell.
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no commento
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Lol.
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Lady_Rebel said:
Dirty joke time. Here's the link:link

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" detto the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he detto he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he detto everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job o not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," detto the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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wow
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lol u get 5
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Why what?
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