what's the worst pick up line te have heard ( other from hello)

Im sorry i'm really not trying to be rude, but i swear i have seen this domanda alot this week.
Worst pick up line: Are te from Tennessee Because your only ten i see.

"Are your shorts see through? 'Cause i can see me in your pants!"

"If te were a booger I'd pick te first" The most common one ever

baby te light up my world like nobody else

"Are te a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."

Someone actually detto that to me.

Are te from Tennessee b/c te are the only 10 I see

Random guy: "That dress would look great on the floor successivo to my bed."

Me: Eh...?! e_e

Luckily, my big brother was there.

Did It Hurt When Yhu Fell From Heaven?? o Are Ur Pants A Mirror?? B/C I Can See Myself In Them o Are Yhu From Tennessee?? B/C Ur The Only Ten I See.

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"Someone at a party detto hello as a pick up line..." I feel that that's much better than : "I wish te had some time." If I'm correct, I think he meant that he wish I could take the time out of Leggere my book in a biblioteca to chat with him o something. But at least it isn't "Hey, babe, te look good enough to give me head." :-/

Ahh, don't get me started. >_<

What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

Haven't I seen te someplace before?

I know how to please a woman.

I want to give myself to you.

I can tell that te want me.

Hey, baby, What's your sign?

ciao cutie, how 'bout te and I hitting the hot spots?

Your body is like a temple.

I'd go through anything for you.

Do te believe in Amore at first sight o do te want me to walk da again?

Your legs go clear up to your ass.

te look like a dream.

I can see forever in your eyes.

I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.

Yes, I've been told da all of them. ._.

You're hot, so let me fuck your face.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i would put "U" and "I" together.

On a scale of one to America how free are te tonight?

*cough*Hetalia*cough*

Are te from Tennesse? Cause I want to make out with your face. 8l

Are te African? Cuz Africkan Amore you
I know some good ones:
"When the lights go down, so do I" is on one of my preferito shirts =3

te are so beautiful i forgot my pick up line.

somebody call the cops, 'cause it's GOT to be illegal to be that hot!

te may fall from the sky, te may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall....is in Amore with me.

it's a good thing i have my biblioteca card. why, te ask? 'cause im totally checkin' te out!

did te have lucky charms for breakfast? because te look magically delicious!

it's a good thing i wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle!

do te believe in Amore at first sight, o should i walk da te again?

do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

do i know you? because te look A LOT like my successivo girlfriend.

if te were a hamburger at mcdonalds, te would be the McGorgeous!

hi, im mr right. i heard te were lookin' for me.

are those spazio pants? 'cause that culo is out of this world!

if i got a nickel everytime i saw someone as beautiful as you, i would have five cents.

if a fat man stuffs te in a bag at night, dont worry. i asked santa if i could have te for christmas.

we are just like little caesar's: hot and ready!

excuse me, if i go straight this way, will i be able to reach your heart?

my Amore for te is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in!

If I could rearrange the alphabet I put U and I together -_-

Some guy that was about my age detto this to me:
guy: "do te have any italian in you?"
Me: "noo..?"
Guy: "want some?(;"

Guy: ciao babe, mind being the one this knight with stand with? ;)

Me: I'm 15.

Guy: :| *walks away*

Me: :| *walks slowly into the K mart*