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Spottedpool said:
a little boy is learning his ABC's. he goes to his brother, who is playing video games and asks, "what's the first letter of the alphabet?"
his brother says, "shut up" so the little boy writes that down.
he goes to his sister, who is listening to her ipod and asks, "whats the secondo letter of the alphabet?"
she says "yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" so he writes that down.
he goes to his father who is watching football and asks, "whats the third letter of the alphabet/"
his dad says, "49ers 49ers" so he writes that down
he goes to his mother who is cooking and asks, "whats the fourth letter of the alphabet?"
she screams, "my buns are burning my buns are burning." so he writes that down
the successivo giorno his teacher asks him, "did te learn the first letters of the alphabet?"
"Yes," he replies.
"What are they?"
"shut up," he says
"do te want a spanking young man?" the teacher asks
"yeah yeah yeah yeah"
"alright how many do te want?"
"49ers 49ers," the boy shouts
after 49 spankins the teacher asks, "what do te have to say for yourself?"
"my buns are burning my buns are burning!"
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