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BellaCullen96 said:
A guy walks into a bar. He sits down at the end of the bar, successivo to another guy, who was the only patron in the bar when he walked in. He talks to him for about five minuti then moves to the other end of the bar. The bar owner walks up to him and asks if he would like a drink. He orders a birra and says, "Man! That guy down there sure does complain alot. He thinks he's got it rough, but his life is easy!" The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, mister! I've seen te in here before. You're in here any giorno of the week at any time. Just what do te do for a living?" The guy replies, "I make bets for a living. I'll mostra you. I'll bet te $5 I can bite my right eye!" The bartender looks at him and says, "Okay, you're on." The guy takes his glass eye out and clenches it between his teeth. The bartender says, "I didn't know te had a glass eye. te win." The guy then says, "I'll let te win your money back. I'll bet te $5 I can bite my left eye." The bartender thinks for a moment and replies, "I know you're not blind so te can't have two glass eyes. Okay, your on!" The guy then proceeds to take his false teeth out of his mouth and clamps them over his left eye. With this, the bartender says, "Hey buddy, te won again. As te can see, I don't do a lot of business in here. I can't afford to make any più bets with you." The guy replies, "I'll tell te what. I'll give te a guaranteed way to win your money back. I'll bet te $10 that I can walk six feet away and pee in this bottle, which I'll leave here on the bar. I won't miss a drop. I won't even hit the rim, it will go right in the bottle." After a few minuti of thought, the bartender says, "There's no way! You're on!" The guy walks six feet from the bar, drops his pants and pees all over everything. He pees on the bar, the stools, the floor, even the bartender. He doesn't even come close to hitting the bottle, let alone getting it in the bottle. With this, the bartender starts laughing and exclaims, "Ahah! I knew te couldn't do it. I won my back my $10!" Just then, the guy at the other end of the bar passes out. The bartender looks down at him and says, "What happened to him?" The guy replies, "Oh, he'll be alright. I just bet him $1,000 that I could piss all over te and your bar and you'd laugh about it."
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