Tell me a pun

What did the officer molecule say to the suspect molecule? I've got my ION you.
 Tell me a pun
 Stepauma posted più di un anno fa
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metrolight said:
Puns seriously? How low can te go to deliver such lame, unappealing and stupid jokes like that? Puns are the bane of the comedic universe and is the cause of many headaches. te want us to give te stupid puns that nobody should ever bother with?

Is this some sort of punishment?
*punchline drum*
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I think te mean PUNchline drum
misse1000 posted più di un anno fa
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^ gosh darn it to heck
metrolight posted più di un anno fa
carlie445 said:
Guy one: Did te hear that carrots were good for your eyesight?

Guy 2: ( sticks carrots in his eyes ) te LIED TO ME...
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 Guy one: Did te hear that carrots were good for your eyesight? Guy 2: ( sticks carrots in his eyes ) te LIED TO ME...
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doorsgirl666 said:
Why did chicken Jim Morrison attraversare, croce the road?
To break on through to the other side.
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Shadowmarioking said:
te wanna see some fuckin puns go on the random bacheca and keep clicking successivo until te see a giant cluster of bad puns
spans for over 16 pages dammit
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Axel1313 said:
I would like to say one about an unsharpened pencil, but there's no point.
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Bluekait said:
What do te get when te have a fly in your butter? A butterfly.

For più puns, use this Beetlejuice cartoon.
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