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4vonlea said:
Pretty much all of my dreams are very strange and incomprehensible, but there is one that's stuck in my mind over the years. This dream just had a very silly aura about it. Okay, so there I was walking into a grocery store, pushing along my shopping carrello and everything all casual-like and wouldn't te know, I discover that everyone working there, the employees calza, maglia rasata the shelves, the cashiers at the checkouts, the employees mopping up the aisles, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘴!! How do ya like that? These alligators were mimicking human behavior and everything, like walking around on two legs, wearing shirts (no pants, though,) they even all wore name tags. Now, one would think that this would be very alarming to anyone, to say the least but I remember not being perturbed about it at all, as if visiting a grocery store run da a bunch of highly evolved alligators was a daily occurrence. I just felt totally nonchalant about it, so much so that the successivo thing I know, I'm strolling up to one of the employees that were calza, maglia rasata shelves, I think his name tag detto 'Rhett' o something. So, I ask this guy, "Hey buddy, te know where I can find the shampoo?" and te wanna guess what happens next? This Rhett guy doesn't say a single word, he just straight up unhinges his jaw like a snake and gobbles me up whole. I mean sheesh, talk about crap customer service. What happens next, te ask? Oh nothing, just a damn alligator 𝘶𝘱𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘪𝘳!! Apparently with a force so strong that the entire setting changes completely. I mean seriously, the successivo thing I know, I'm floating in spazio surrounded da stars, and out of fuggin' nowhere, I shit te not, this large stella, star starts speaking to me in a voice that sounds just like Patrick Stewart's. So this Patrick Stewart stella, star starts saying things to me like, "Heed my words and I shall promise te everything te desire." and "Join with me, become an ally in my army and together we will create debauchery and anarchy in the world that will bring about the age of a new revolution." All the while, I'm floating there, nodding my head and pretending to listen, silently fretting over the thought that I'm never going to get that shampoo that I wanted. So then the stella, star asks me if I was even listening to him, I lie and say yeah, he then asks me what should be the first course of action on our agenda, I tell him that I could go for some ice cream, he says cool, and just like that, the both of us are at Cold Stone creamery. I'm sitting at a sgabello with cookie dough ice cream and the Patrick Stewart stella, star is sitting successivo to me with mint Cioccolato chip. So then, well, I don't know, I think I woke at that point. So yeah, I'm sure others have had trippier but this one just gave me a real what-in-the-actual-fuck, almost campy sort of feeling. 😂
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