random Article: Jokes xD

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posted by RandomQueenOo

Funny Cat

1- Last night I lay in letto looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If te die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What te call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what te call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hope te like them :)

O.O

deathding, DramaQueen1020 and 6 others like this

jbiebgirl100 Heyy i know half of those and said them here on fapop.

RealBenTennyson 5th and 6th--- LOL!!

RandomQueenOo Thnx For the likes xD

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Most popolare ghetto names

posted by RulerL0rd

Ghetto Names

Mostly popolare with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming più common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us da our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

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50 things to do while your bored at school

posted by AzulFire

Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia COZ I CAN XD

hetalia COZ I CAN XD

1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes da waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....