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posted by Sheetal1256
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Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a password other than "password" o "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits successivo to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be più imaginative.

I will not bore my boss da with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some più excuses.

I will do less laundry and use più deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve più water.

Assure my lawyer that I will never again mostra up drunk at a custody hearing.

I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....

I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.

I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).

I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.

I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

I will spend less than one ora a giorno on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

I will not hang around girls - they think te Amore them and that sucks.

I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.

I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own).

I will answer my lumaca mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"

I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.

I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).

I will find out why the correspondence course on "Mail Fraud" that I purchased never showed up.

Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.

Remember to brush teeth with bristly end of toothbrush.

Don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy.

Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.

I will always "check for paper" when leaving the restroom.

I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.

I will keep an extra sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza distance when driving behind police cars.
Really Funny New anno Resolutions for 2010
I will be più imaginative.

I will not wet the letto and blame it on my younger brother.

I promise to clean my room once a week even though I haven't cleaned it più than once in the last year.

I will always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.

I will always "check for paper" before and after leaving a public restroom.

I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.

I will always wear clean underwear, "just in case".

I will keep an extra sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza distance when driving behind police cars.

Never again will I try to diffuse an explosive device with a known practical joker.

Read less books. A little learning is a dangerous thing. Too much of it can really wreck your head.

Gain weight, at least 40 pounds. Didn't your mom always say te were bit skinny.

Cut down on exercise. Too much is bad for your health, it can even kill you.

Watch più TV. It's very educational. Catch up on all those programs te missed down the years.

Draw up a lista of people who were nasty to te in the past year, get your own back on them in the successivo year!

Drink more. Wasn't it Benjamin Franklin who said, birra is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. So be happy.

Eat più nice things like candy, Big Macs, popcorn and ice cream. Eat less crap like fresh fruit, vegetables and soy nuts.

Work less. Take it easy. All work and no play can make te a dull boy o girl.

Play più computer games. Scientists say they're good for te and improve your visual skills. But te always knew that.

Take up some worthwhile new habit, like smoking - it helps keep tobacco workers in jobs.

I will drink less beer, last anno I drank enough birra to have kept the Titanic afloat.

I will spend less money on buying useless stuff like this new DVD Rewinder I had ordered for christmas.

I will drive più carefully, people are starting to notice the dozens of dents in my car.

I will treat my girlfriend better, I won't make her carry all the groceries the successivo time we go to the market.

I promise to be nice to my dog. I won't starve him to death più than 10 times.... in a month.

I will no longer interfere in a game.

I will not hang around girls - they think te Amore them and that sucks.
più Funny New Year's Resolutions for 2011
I will leave my brain at home while going to watch a supposedly scary Film like Scary Movie 1, 2, 3 & 4!

I will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

I will never again eat a jack frutta before going to a public function.

I resolve to hold my breath and pull in my paunch when I attraversare, croce my young secretary.

I will stop saying," Ooh, that feels nice" whenever the security guys frisk me at airports.

I resolve not to see any serial o movie in which any dead character is brought alive.

I resolve not to call any phone number of any TV contest as they are always kept off the hook.

I resolve not to swim in any swimming pool without water.

I resolve to stop poisoning my family with my cooking.

My New anno resolution is: 1024 da 968 pixels!

Learn what the hell "resolution" means.

I promise to stick to these resolutions for più than a week (even though I never do).
posted by Lolly4me2
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Preferably shouted.

"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO te WEIGH

HA-HA-HA-HA

te CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY te HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

OH!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY giorno (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

cagna WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT culo CUZ te CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."

--

Happy Holidays~
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They both had nose jobs.
They both over-obsess about a certain guy.
They both loosed weight over their teenage years purposely.
They both hate everybody.
They both have thier "posse."
They both had a facial implant.
They both thier parents and wish they were borne somebody else.
They both have issues with their body.
They both wear makeup. (Voldemort likes the goth, angered soul type. It Suits him better.)
They both can't trust anyone, but themselves.
And that's it:)
Role Play:
Voldemort: "What?! What is this filthy mudblood saying about me?"
Deatheater: "Well Lord it seems that she is calling te an...
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posted by australia-101
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IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1. te can't count your hair.
2. te can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. te can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in fool!!!


10 Things I know about you...

1) te are Leggere this.
2) te are human.
3) te can't say the letter P without separating your lips.
4) te just attempted to do it.
6) You're laughing at yourself.
7) te have a smile on your face and te skipped #5.
8) te just checked to see if there is a #5.
9) te laugh at this because te are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) te are probably going to re-post this to see who else falls for it (Hee-Hee!)

Let me know if te fell for it! :)
posted by marksmen456
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 Pyramid Head Slashing SlenderMan.
Pyramid Head Slashing SlenderMan.
The sound of a Large object on the floor,Being dragged in this,Foggy,Ominous place, What was this place? It was Silent Hill, That noise te hearing,Is none other than Pyramid Head, Dragging his sword around,Searching for James. He always does,For he is the Guilt,And the Excecutioner.

The Fog,That,Never ending Fog,It will always be there, But, Something Broke that mist, A tall figure, Wearing a Classical suit, With no face, Having these, Tendrils bursting out of his back. He stood there, In the mist,Alone.

Pyramid Head, Who saw something, Turned, Seeing this, Tall, Slender Man He looked at the...
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posted by Crazy_NarutoKid
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1.The Characters are awesome


2.It can make te laugh so hard


3.It can make te cry like a baby


4.The fight scenes are epic


5.Theres blood


6.They swear


7.The storyline is really good


8.Theres Ninjas'!!


9.They have Sasuke(cool)


10.The weapons they use are so coool


11.The villians are so evil.


12.It makes te wish te lived in the Naruto world.


13.They have great opening and ending songs.


14.It makes te think about it all the time


15.It teaches te Naruto history
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