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posted by karpach_14
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor da floor, and once te find what te are looking for, te can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling te what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Friends laugh and without hesitation sposta on to the successivo floor.

The sign on the secondo floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the Friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
posted by TOTALIzzyluver
Ok its been a while since i made a Drukies articolo but here goes!

Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last giorno of school!!

Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!

Awesome- Cheese?

Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff te put on s'mores?

Awesome- Girl te wack!

Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book

Awesome- Learn anyone's number?

Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.

Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!

Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY arachide, arachidi BUTTER!

Awesome- Your alergect to arachide, arachidi butter...

Z- DUDE SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN MY CHUNKY!

Awesome- I don't have any arachide, arachidi butter!

Z- Want a lolly pop?

Awesome- ooo what flavor?

Z- Mystery

Awesome- Your a mystery!

Z- whats that suppose to mean?

Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!

Z- COOLIO!

Awesome- NO seriously! Get out!!

Z- OMG Awesome no need to get pushy!

Too be continued...
Once upon a time There was a girl named Abby. She loved to talk. Her teachers eventually stopped calling on her.

One day, she talked during a fuoco while a kid in her class was telling her teacher where the 17 other children were.
The teacher couldn't here her, and the cerca for the children lasted twelve hours. During that time, a gang ha rubato, stola five computers, three cars, seventeen dogs, and blackmailed the mayor into giving them seven grand.

Abby was expelled from the school.
When she told her parents, they imediately looked for a school for her to go to.
But the only school that gave her acceptence was the class in the juvinille deliquent center.

So she was home schooled.

But she caused her parents so much trouble that in a week they Lost their all hair and were standing on the thin line between sanity and the nut house.

So they duct-taped her mouth shut.

THE END
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