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Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like te for a minute, and then forget te afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are te doing something?" o "Have te eaten already?" are the first usual domande a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all giorno but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

Guys hate it when te talk about your ex-boyfriend.

When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

Guys want to tell te many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell te many things and it is drinking!

Guys cry!!!

Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

Guys can never dream and hope too much.

Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

When te touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what te are thinking.

Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" o makes any excuses when you're asking him to do te a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like te and he can't lay down the card for you.

When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."

te have to tell a guy what te really want before he gets the message clearly.

Guys Amore their moms.

A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get te a couple of roses.

A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

te can never understand him unless te listen to him.

If a guy tells te he loves te once in a lifetime. He does.

Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

Like Eve, girls are guys weaknesses.

Guys are very open about themselves.

It's good to test a guy first before te believe him. But don't let him wait that long.

No guy is bad when he is flirting

Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty

Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with te may end up being admired da your boyfriend.

If a guy tells te about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. te don't need to give advice.

A usual act that proves that the guy likes te is when he teases you.

A guy finds ways to keep te off from linking with someone else.

Guys Amore girls with brains più than girls in miniskirts usually.

Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

Guys virtually brag about anything.

Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them

Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy!

Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years o more.

te have to tell a guy what te really want before getting involved with that guy.

A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in Amore and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.

When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot più than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

Guys are tigri in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.

When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

When a guy asks te to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"

Guys don't really have final decisions.

When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

If a guy has been kept shut o silent, say something.

Guys believe that there's no such thing as Amore at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

Guys like femininity not feebleness.

Guys don't like girls who punch, punzone harder than they do.

A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

Guys Amore girls who can cook o bake.

Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

A guy has più problems than te can see with your naked eyes.

A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.

Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do più repelling than attracting guys.

Guys are più talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.

Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still Amore them more.

When a guy gives a crooked o pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them,they'll realize they're wrong.

Any guy can handle his problems all da his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.

Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of te o he's criticizing you.

When te catch him cheating on te and he asks for a secondo chance, give it to him. But when te catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

If a guy lets te go, he really loves you.

If te have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at te and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves te più than your boyfriend does.

Guys learn from experience not from the romance libri that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

te can tell if a guy is really hurt o in pain when he cries in front of you!

If a guy suddenly asks te for a date, ask him first why.

When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters te and sometimes makes fun of you.

te can truly say that a guy has good intentions if te see him praying sometimes.

Guys seek for consigli not from a guy but from a girl.

Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!

If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

Guys hate girls who overreact.

Guys Amore te più than te Amore them if they are serious in your relationships.
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End of an era. random weird video from parallel universe
la minestra, zuppa
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Cyberpunk trailer. Watched it like thousands of times
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Aaaaa the saddest part of the Anime
zatch campana, bell
konjiki no gash campana, bell
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Hello dudes and dudettes,Silent Borse is in the house and I have a not so special announcement to make:
Remember Opposite giorno last year?Well get ready for the madness once again this anno because after making a sondaggio about whether o not we should hold another Opposite Day(and turn it into an annual event in general)to see if the others agree as well:link
I(with the suggestions of Lefteris and Riku) have come to the conclusion that we should hold the Opposite giorno on November 25 this Sunday.Reason why this data was chosen?Because the majority of users on here should have free time on that day.

If anyone has any disagreements about the data than feel free to contact me.
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The mese award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If te were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...
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Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist te have to believe every quote Hawking ever detto ever. Other wise God is real.

Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.

Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.

Josh: it was detto that...
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