THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)
The following is an actual domanda dato on a università of Washington Chemistry mid-term:
The answer da one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) o endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) o some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if te are not a member of their religion, te will go to Hell. Since there is più than one of these religions and since people do not belong to più than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate dato to me da Teresa during my Freshman anno that, ‘It will be a cold giorno in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already Frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has Frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any più souls and is therefore, extinct……leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+
The following is an actual domanda dato on a università of Washington Chemistry mid-term:
The answer da one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) o endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) o some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if te are not a member of their religion, te will go to Hell. Since there is più than one of these religions and since people do not belong to più than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate dato to me da Teresa during my Freshman anno that, ‘It will be a cold giorno in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already Frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has Frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any più souls and is therefore, extinct……leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+
1. Alektrophobia -> Fear of Chickens
2. Allodoxaphobia -> Fear of opinions
3. Arachibutyrophobia -> Fear of arachide, arachidi burro sticking to the roof of the mouth
4. Bogyphobia -> Fear of bogies (snot) o the Bogeyman
5. Japanophobia -> Fear of Japanese people
6. Koniophobia -> Fear of dust
7. Leukophobia -> Fear of the colour white
8. Myrmecophobia -> Fear of ants
9. Thaasophobia -> Fear of sitting
10. Uraphobia -> Fear of urine o urinating
11. Xerophobia -> Fear of dryness
12. Zemmiphobia -> Fear of a talpa rat
13. Genuphobia -> Fear of knees
2. Allodoxaphobia -> Fear of opinions
3. Arachibutyrophobia -> Fear of arachide, arachidi burro sticking to the roof of the mouth
4. Bogyphobia -> Fear of bogies (snot) o the Bogeyman
5. Japanophobia -> Fear of Japanese people
6. Koniophobia -> Fear of dust
7. Leukophobia -> Fear of the colour white
8. Myrmecophobia -> Fear of ants
9. Thaasophobia -> Fear of sitting
10. Uraphobia -> Fear of urine o urinating
11. Xerophobia -> Fear of dryness
12. Zemmiphobia -> Fear of a talpa rat
13. Genuphobia -> Fear of knees
1. Go to your own profilo and go down to the "My Clubs" part.
2. Then click on the "more club >>" button.
3. Below each club there's an "unsuscribe" button.
4. Click on that button and
...
That's it!
Now te have the oportunity to unsuscribe a club, is really easy and like this te won't be a fan any più from any club!
oh, this mostra is a blast so far! blood, guts, mayhem, sex, lots of swearing, drugs and of course demons. and it all works perfectly! i Amore watching the I.M.P shenanigans Blitzo and co. get themselves into.
but so far, Episode 2 is my favorite. never would've i thought we'd get so much character depth for Stolas of all characters. he might be a total pervert, but he sure is a good father. and his song.... wow! that brought a tear to my eye. i never thought he'd have such a beautiful voice.
also, i can't forget about Octavia. i've only known her for one episode, but she's already up there as one of my preferito characters (along with Loona, of course). i really hope Vivzie brings her back for another episode. maybe have her and Loona on a girls' night together. that'd be great to watch!
all i can say now is: i can't wait to see what episode 3 has in store for us.
but so far, Episode 2 is my favorite. never would've i thought we'd get so much character depth for Stolas of all characters. he might be a total pervert, but he sure is a good father. and his song.... wow! that brought a tear to my eye. i never thought he'd have such a beautiful voice.
also, i can't forget about Octavia. i've only known her for one episode, but she's already up there as one of my preferito characters (along with Loona, of course). i really hope Vivzie brings her back for another episode. maybe have her and Loona on a girls' night together. that'd be great to watch!
all i can say now is: i can't wait to see what episode 3 has in store for us.