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posted by MissChicky97
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying random stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some random application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. te have no means to do so. te cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien te know!!

Cleverbot: te are a computer, how can te Amore a human being?

User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.

Cleverbot: Sure te are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.

User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: SO this is Melody?

Cleverbot: You?

User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.

Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.

User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!

Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...

User: Oh, I don't think so.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have te seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??

Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three anno old!

User: I'm 903.

Cleverbot: What is your absolute preferito piece of music?

User: That is not relevant... Have te seen the alien??

Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.

User: te sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....

Cleverbot: I'm positive te are.

User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...

Cleverbot: Doctor!?

User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.

Cleverbot: But te have all the time in the world.

User: That's true, but not right now.

Cleverbot: Where do te live?

User: In the TARDIS.

Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?

User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.

Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!

User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...

Cleverbot: Are te an agent.

User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.

Cleverbot: Can te travel in the TARDIS.

User: All of time and space.

Cleverbot: Define technitian.

User: Honestly, I think te can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.

Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.

User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.

Cleverbot: Well if te are not a computer program, what are you?

User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..

Cleverbot: With the others?
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Chongjin, North Korea. A town successivo to the Sea Of Japan.

Guards: *Walking along a stone wall*
Guard 3: *Looks at a anatra in the water, then smokes a cigarette*

While he was looking away, the anatra turned out to be part of a hat, worn da CIA agent, Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Gets out of the water, and punches the North Korean guard*
Narrator: Out cold. Now it's time to find the explosives.
Johnny: *Finds a silo, and pushes on a panel, revealing a secret door. He goes inside, and finds missiles, C4, and several barrels of nitro glycerin*
Guard: *Turns around*
Johnny: *Shoots him with his 1911R1*
Guard: *Falls...
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posted by Kibahina96
My Dream: Go To FullMetal Alchemist and meet Alphonse(Al). (Yeah I know. be quiet.I dont tell te what to dream about!!!)

My best friend: My laptop and anime. (No im not a nerd. Im just shy.)
preferito Color: Black
Why i like that color: Its the color of a Lupi pelliccia and alot of animali and i Amore Lupi and animals.
Pets: I have one dog named Princess. (She's a Jack Russell and Chiwawa mix.)
preferito music: Country and Pokemon o anime.
Well thats it I guess.
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