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Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, Amore a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking culo so happily
Supernova, bend te over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking te right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock te outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when te go against me,
te better recognize, leave te paralyzed!
Body in the woods, leave te here to die,

te will never find another one of our kind!
Like a machine; ultimate in design!
Super power monster fiori to the sky!
Beyond! Uh!
Course clear winning cheer!

I'm on stella, star power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!

I'm on stella, star power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!

Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!

Game over grandma!

Sorry, I ain't got time to play,
I don't got the time to waste.
I get the oro at every race,
I live my life in the passing lane.

Can te please hold while I write my successivo album?
All my tracks are on the charts, pull them up and let te count them.
The number to my score keep on flowing like a fountain,
I'm gonna kill te b*tch like my name is Ed Gein

And my health bar never leaves green,
I'll burn through your lives like dry weed,
I'm pretty f*cking bright kinda how my chronic be!
I'm on the winning team, te can try but you'll never be!

One da one you'll all leave the screen,
I'm going on a killing spree!
At the superiore, in alto we will be,
Just Jayy Von, Lord D. Vanity!

(Uh, I'm gonna kill you)
Oh my God!
K.O.!

I'm on stella, star power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!

I'm on stella, star power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!

Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la

Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!

Star-st-st-star-st-star-st-star power!
Star-st-st-star-st-star-st-star power!
Star-st-st-star-st-star-st-star-st-st-st-star-st-star power!

Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
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Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If te were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was successivo to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put caramelle in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
caramelle Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i Amore these!),a lot più too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!

BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
posted by samuraibond005
I never really had a life as a kid, I was brought up to lead and to fight, I was never allowed to play with little toy trains o dolls. I learned to shoot with a large combat fucile rather than a bb gun, I learned swordsmanship with a live blade, not a wooden one, o even a stick when I was really young.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy da the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going home afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Yo guys! These sweets look good enough to eat, but don't be fooled!! :D

Why not??! :(
Because they are not sweets at all, but soaps! Look a little closer:

The ice creams are blueberry, anguria and ciliegia flavor!

The biscotti, cookie that look like they are are made of toffee and strawberry, really smell like these delicious foods!

Doughnuts? They are just like the ones te can buy at the store, in size and shape. Of course, te can't eat them, but they do smell like chocolate!

How about one of the muffins, which smell like pear, mela, apple and vanilla?

The last doughnut would be perfect for a guy like Homer Simpson. He wouldn't mind that it's just soap!

These soaps would make for a really fun gift o the perfect omaggio in a practical joke. Here's the website if te wan to buy a couple of them: link

LOL! xD

source: mundochica
posted by smileypop9
Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 4. :DDDDDDDDD
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TV ads. I hate 'em. I mean, except for the dancing bambini one.
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Doesn't it annoy te when you're watching your fave mostra on telly, someone is about to die o something equally exciting to watch, when everything stops and an Aquafresh advert pops up. Mm. Aquafresh. Great. te know, just what I came to watch on TV. A freakin' lady brush her teeth and smile into her mirror. Your teeth are still yellow, woman.
...

Or those annoying My Little pony adverts. Who the hell would...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi everyone it's me Invader Calliope!
0% Innocent
█ 10% Mental
██ 20% Friendly
███ 30% Evil
████ 40% Invader
█████ 50% Bloody
██████ 60% Emo
███████ 70% Sneaky
████████ 80% Heart
█████████ 90% Killer
██████████100% Fearfull
I hope te are having a wonderful monday!
I like hobos!
I Amore INVADER ZIM!
YAY!
Time for awsome faces:
:D
D:
O.O
DX
So i am going to tell te a story once apon a time the end!
The End!
posted by Insane4ever
So,this is my first of maybe many articoli that make no sence,you will go like wtf is this,or somthing

so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......

Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i detto astronouts how do te think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first toro in spazio was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good Friends Collin Mc Moo,Milky Cioccolato and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents toro Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.






Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank te for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and unisciti us!
Allex: Ok. What are te doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
posted by aitypw
A young relationship can never last long,
To get through some days, te must be strong.
Should have listened to the words my Friends gave me,
Too late,puppy Amore got a grip of my cuore and raped me.
I still like him and wish it would get through,
I screwed, so what, whatcha gonna do.
You know what they say, opposites attract,
Too bad with same minds no time to react.
Too much in common with too little time,
Sitting here wishing you'd still be mine.
If I'd have waited just a little bit longer,
The relationship would grow, friendship be stronger.
Never realize the precious time that Amore takes,
Cause the...
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As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's giorno time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get home so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it home in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the trombone to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky o disgusting, like melted Cioccolato o a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand o went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The stella, star Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say...
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Nobody believes in the end of the world
A sadistic melody thunders through the air
Darkness was born, Darkness haunts, and Darkness rules
Fill this world rampant with despair with an insane love

Before time began,
there was the All spark
Like all great power,
someone wanted it for good,
others for evil.
And so began the war.

PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Now is the time to resurrect, a bloody desire called sin
PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Grasp eternal life with those hands

Nobody notices the darkness in hearts
Nobody can hear the screams from the heart
Covered in lies, controlling lies, and lies are allowed
Fill this...
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