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posted by PsychadelicSkye
~A bucket lista (for those who don't know) is a lista of things te want to do before te die.
~This lista I made is all in FUN
~Not all the things listed are meant to be taken seriously
~Make a lista of your own if te enjoyed this :)

1- Fall in Amore with a werewolf..
2- Write a book about a wizard named Harry Potter and...wait J.K. Rowling already wrote about that...shiz nuggets
3- Write a book about a girl named Bella that falls in Amore with a vampire named Edw- te KNOW WHAT I GIVE UP ON Scrivere A BOOK! ALL THOSE IDEAS ARE TAKEN now im sad
4- Understand algebra
5-Have my own cooking mostra ...even tho im a terrible cook
6- Understand why there is a squirell underwater in spongebob
7- Dress up like Edward scissor-hands for successivo Halloween!
8- Try to not get sued for cutting little girls hair off dressed as Edward scissor hands..
9- Scream "RAWRrrrrr " in public and not have people judge me
10- Develop super powers
11- Meet a platypus
12- Own a platypus
13- Name my platypus Perry
14- Be the first female president of the USA...or Canada..Or China...wait China's a dictatorship...oh più shiz nuggets
15- Claim to be the owner of the phrase "Shiz nugget"
16- Find alien life on another planet
17- Take home the alien and name him Marvin
18- Run in a marathon...(Cheat obviously...ya right like im gonna run the whole thing)
19- Own a line of lingerie....for men WHO detto MEN CANT ROCK SILK
20-Talk to inanimate objects
21- Speak lama, llama latin...pig latin's overrated
22- Grow wings
23- Win a hot dog eating contest...oh I know what you're thinkin ...such pervs
24-Learn how to say- nvwjnjfhnsfvjuhfuinvjnfrewnvinfevniuthgiuwnvknjnvkjwbfrb- correctly
25-Get a reaaaallly tall hat
26- Meet Niall Horan .....naked
27- Learn why girls say"like" like in every like sentence...like yaaa....like thats wut i wanna like do
28- Eat and never become fat
28- Become the Grammer Nazi... JUST SPELL THINGS RIGHT!
29- Be in a movie with Taylor Lautner...shirtless
30- Kill the creator of the bra!!! JK JK they make my boobs look beautiful <3
31- Figure out if a pomodoro is a frutta o a veggie...(if its a frutta does that make ketchup a smoothie?)
32- Figure out who created ()....marry them
33- Have the hugest most epic party in the world!!!!
34- Create a new flavor of ice cream
35- Make a device that will control peoples minds...now make me a sammich woman !!
37- try cow tipping
38- Dress up like a banana and have my Friends chase me around in gorilla Suits
39-Learn to play guitar
40- Visit all the 50 states of the USA
41- get banned from a walmart 200 different ways
42- Have an epic Nerf gun war in the middle of Walmart with a bunch of friends...(that will be one of the reasons why im banned )
43- Become a mega millionaire
44- Own a lama, llama farm
45- Become a hippie with an awesome furgone, van !!! peace and Amore
46- Get an easy button
47- Get a monkey in the mail
48- ship myself in a box overseas
49- Meet a hot foreign dude when I get out of the box
50- tame a shark
51- Get my leg reattached because I realized te cant tame a squalo
52-Join the circus
53- Dress up like waldo and walk around in public
54- Get married
55- Have children
56- Get a divorce
57- Complain abou t my Ex-husband's habits to EVERYONE
58-Get married again
59- Adopt a foreign speaking child
60- Complain to the authorities that my child cant speak english
61- Get rid of my adopted child
62- Spend a night in jail
63- be the starter of the slow-clap applause (like in Film when something applause worthy happens, and 1 person claps kinda slow, and the crowd eventually catches on and soon everyone is clapping lol)
64- Learn to fake cry
65- Live a life as a prostitute for one giorno
66- Meet Ellen Degeneres ( just to give her a BIIIG hug)
67- Dinosaur nuggets? Figure out what the hell that is
68-climb a mountain and throw a bucket of glitter in the air (or whatever te feel like throwing to make it più interesting)...
69-ride a giraffe
70- Make naked snow angels
71-Go up the down escalator
72- write my name real small on the bottom of a bunch of $1 bills and wait to get one back
73-Make up a new word...im thinkin awesome-matic...or
74-When someone I dont like asks me out, i will say “Sorry, I only data ninjas.” Then watch their facial expression...
75- Write complaint letters to places I've never bought anything from just to get free stuff.
76-At a red light, get out of the car and dance in the strada, via briefly then get back in the car before the light turns green again
77- Hug a Hobo
78- Dress up as a ninja for a giorno and give out free hugs to people
79- Dress like a hobo and ask people if they have any pennies, if they reply no, hand them a handful of pennies. it’ll make there giorno
80-Nonchalently enter an elevator and stand facing the back. Get everyone in the elevator to face the back.
81- order a cheeseburger...without cheese
82- Walk around the mall using the lightsaber app from iPhone to battle people. Wait for someone to pull out their iPhone and let the battle begin....
83- In Walmart, tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random little kids, “I know where te live…”(another reason ill be banned from a walmart )
84- stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up..
85-Wear a Santa hat to school one day, in the middle of April.
86- Call 706-331-3829 and ask for Hannah Montana.(caution: I found this on a bucket lista site and ive never called this number before...but if u do..dont blame me ...)
87- While going up in an elevator count out all the floors in a very annoying loud voice. Everytime the elevator stops scream Ding
88- On an elevator, stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
89- When ordering pizza over the phone, avoid using the word “PIZZA” da any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”.
90-When ordering pizza, pick up the phone and just say: te have 7 days to live. Hang up.
91- Donate $50 to charity
92-Become Friends with my enemies
93-yell at a yard gnome for no reason
94-Go out it public with a moustache(fake obviously)
95- go planking
96-make a viral Youtube video
97-KILL justin bieber
98- KILL justin biebers fan
99-setup a fake fight at the mall
100- dress up like super heros with my Friends and run around in tights recitazione high

OKAAAY weeeell thats it hope te like it <3

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as te walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at te for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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posted by Gangster-Girl
- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a letto of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your cuscino X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous...
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posted by lucius_malloy
"We must start with the children."
- Doris Twitchell Allen

Some history
In 1946, Dr. Doris Allen had an idea that eventually came to change the lives of thousands of children and adults across the globe. If kids were dato the chance to learn about other cultures and make international friends, they would da default, be less willing to fight detto friends. Thus they would choose to work towards world peace.
What started out as a single camp with delegates from eight countries in 1951 has now expanded to seven different international activities, with over 190,000 people having participated in over...
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1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like colori on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. te will spend the giorno assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the Film because te have to see the full lista of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb o without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen...
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added by shiriny
posted by milorox18
I run my fastest
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to sposta forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.

The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.

Some people tell me te can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't

The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.

Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The più I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.

So every night before I go to bed‚
I hope in a small way I have shined.
Tomorrow is a brand-new day‚
And I won't be left behind.

This is not mine‚ it was written da Sara Nachtman
added by PaulInDaHood
1.eat like 10 candys o something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball o swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
May I take your hat sir? 83
added by Tamar20
posted by 90sfan
One day,a bunny named Sparkle was having a picnic with her friends.There was a cat,a panda,and a monkey.ne of Sparkle's Friends said,"Hey,where's Usomi?"Usomi was another one of Sparkle's Friends who was supposed to mostra up for the picnic.He was another bunny.Nobody knew where Usomi was,so Sparkle decide to go look for him."It's OK,guys",Sparkle assured."I'll find Usomi.You guys stay here 'till I get back."Sparkle then went to look for him.And started her quest.Her Sparkle quest."I wonder where he could be",Sparkle detto to herself as she came across a group of blobs!Sparkle had her stella, star powers,though,and...
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added by Draculaura10
posted by BookWord123
1. Say 'That's Just Being a -(Their Name)-'
2. Talk To Your Pen Constantly
3. Swim On The Floor
4. Climb Walls
5. When te Go In The doccia o Bath Scream 'I'm Drowning, I'm Drowning!'
6. Say 'Ooh La La' Before Everything te Say
7. Say 'Thats What te Think' At Every Opinion Speech
8. When Your At School Drop Your Pen Constantly
9. Roll Your Pen Across Your Desk
10. Shoot Dirty Looks At Them For No Reason
11. Poke Them And Poke Them
12. Follow Them Around
13. Disagree With Everything They Say
14. Take Up All The spazio Everywhere
15. Get In Their Way
16. Laugh At Them And Then Stare At Them Like Their Strange, Repeatitively
17. Dance Like A Hulligan Around Your House
18. Argue At Everything Even If It Comes To Saying That a bacheca Is Black When Its White
19. Be Quiet When They Want te To Be Loud But Be Loud When People Want te To Be Quiet
20. Turn All The Lights On In The House
21. When Your Teacher Asks te To Take a sede, sedile Ask 'Take It Where?'

Thank te All For Leggere x
posted by KateKicksAss
Credit: sparknotes.com. They decided to take the challenge of Scrivere some of their own six-word stories after Leggere some better known ones. Enjoy!

Elevator out of order. Use trampoline.

Bird cried, "Feathers? I want fingers!"

Storming again. cancella the aquilone fights.

Hide! Here comes Beyonce. She's pissed.

This is all a dream, right?

"Kitty will be fine," he lied.

The elefante ate everything, even Paul.

Wizard vs. Jedi Knight? Audience wins.

"Ha," detto Jen as she died.

Party tonight. Bring your own cape.

Did that clown painting just wink?

Clock struck six. Mike struck clock.

Has anyone seen my porcupi—ow!...
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posted by galou_2010
found it on the internet... hope ya like it!

1. Insist that te are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the letto holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say te know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors da your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as te can and dance around the room for five minutes....
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posted by ShiningsTar542
If te think te Leggere all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real fan Twilight fan, wait until te read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!

Cathy discovered the series a few years fa when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been Amore with all the mythology and characters.

Source: objetivofamosos
nyan cat
added by KateKicksAss
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fuoco at one end and a fool at the other!

It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

The confusion of one man multiplied da the number present

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

The hydraulic force da which masculine will power is defeated da feminine water-power!...
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added by KateKicksAss
Source: unfriendable.com