Chinese Horiscopes (freakishly correct) Good Luck!
Don’t cheat o it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak te out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that te actually know.
3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.
4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1 till 11 in a column on the left.
2.) successivo to the numbers 1 & 2, write down any 2 numbers te want
3.) successivo to the numbers 3 & 7, write down the names of 2 members of the opposite sex.
4.) Write anyone’s name. (Like Friends o family.) successivo to 4, 5, & 6.
5.)WRITE down 4 song titles in numbers 8, 9, 10, & 11.
6.) Finally, MAKE A WISH ARE te READY?
Here is the key to the game:~
The number of people that like te is found in spazio 2.
The person in spazio 3 is the one te love.
The person te like, but your relationship cannot work out is in spazio 7.
te care most about the person te put in spazio 4.
The person te name in spazio 5 is the person that knows te really well.
The person te named in spazio 6 is your lucky star.
The song in spazio 8 is the song that matches very well with the person in number 3.
The song in 9 is for person 7.
The 10th spazio is a song that tells te most about your mind.
And 11 is the song telling how te feel about life.
Number 1 is your lucky number.
*Repost this within an ora of read this. If te do, your wish will come true. * Repost with: Chinese Horoscope (Freakishly Correct) Good luck
Don’t cheat o it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak te out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that te actually know.
3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.
4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1 till 11 in a column on the left.
2.) successivo to the numbers 1 & 2, write down any 2 numbers te want
3.) successivo to the numbers 3 & 7, write down the names of 2 members of the opposite sex.
4.) Write anyone’s name. (Like Friends o family.) successivo to 4, 5, & 6.
5.)WRITE down 4 song titles in numbers 8, 9, 10, & 11.
6.) Finally, MAKE A WISH ARE te READY?
Here is the key to the game:~
The number of people that like te is found in spazio 2.
The person in spazio 3 is the one te love.
The person te like, but your relationship cannot work out is in spazio 7.
te care most about the person te put in spazio 4.
The person te name in spazio 5 is the person that knows te really well.
The person te named in spazio 6 is your lucky star.
The song in spazio 8 is the song that matches very well with the person in number 3.
The song in 9 is for person 7.
The 10th spazio is a song that tells te most about your mind.
And 11 is the song telling how te feel about life.
Number 1 is your lucky number.
*Repost this within an ora of read this. If te do, your wish will come true. * Repost with: Chinese Horoscope (Freakishly Correct) Good luck
1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. segnala everything and commento 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say te hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' o 'You're so annoying' o 'No' on a bacheca post. (Just be rude)
WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
Shikamaru Nara Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are più but i cant be stuffed naming them um commento if i have missed any male Anime dudes te like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
Im sorry if te dont like me Im sorry if te think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck
Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who te are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change o be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.
If te don't like my words, don't listen. If te don't like my appearance, don't look. If te don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.
Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. te think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who te are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change o be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.
If te don't like my words, don't listen. If te don't like my appearance, don't look. If te don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.
Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. te think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Note; This song is based off of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic's very own Pinkie Pie's song, 'Giggle at the Ghostie'.
Come on, Fanpop, don't te see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, te gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
segnala the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave te alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!
Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of fanpop and ze internetz. :3
Come on, Fanpop, don't te see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, te gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
segnala the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave te alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!
Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of fanpop and ze internetz. :3
1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.
2) Every five minuti yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time te see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that te are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that te are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure te dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
2) Every five minuti yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time te see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that te are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that te are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure te dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
1.You abuse our Amore te lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we Amore him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our Amore is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we Amore be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape o form.
6.Guys te should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with te (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly Amore we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When te (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
2.When we find the right guy we Amore him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our Amore is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we Amore be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape o form.
6.Guys te should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with te (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly Amore we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When te (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just Leggere some of the Terminator Citazioni through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash giorno tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. te might get annoyed da it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash giorno tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. te might get annoyed da it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.