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rose are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

rose are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

rose are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostra me your tits

rose make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And te Amore it up the shitter

rose are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

rose are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

rose are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

rose are shit
Violets are crap
mostra me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

rose are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And ingoiare, inghiottire it down

rose are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
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posted by Bluekait
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth o I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for te to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got più chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, te know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come...
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posted by Nein-Nein
Aokigahara (青木ヶ原?), also known as the Sea of Trees (樹海 Jukai?), is a 35-square-kilometre (14 sq mi) forest that lies at the northwest base of Mount Fuji in Japan.
The forest has a historic association with demons in Japanese mythology and is a popolare place for suicides , The forest is a popolare place for suicides, reportedly the most popolare in Giappone and secondo in the world after San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge. Statistics vary, but what is documented is that during the period leading up to 1988, about 100 suicides occurred there every year.
In 2002, 78 bodies were found within...
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Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.
 One has to climb 999 steps to reach the superiore, in alto
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top
 STUNT da U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
 Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
 Tianmen Mountain Cableway
Tianmen Mountain Cableway
A comedic spin on pop culture Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and scary Film in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I Amore this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a mostra that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I Amore this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I Amore the characters. It's interesting and funny, I Amore that its not a typical Disney comedy and I Amore that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual domanda dato on a università of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer da one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) o endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) o some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...
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Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are te walking?
So, Annie are te walking?
Are te walking Annie?
Annie are te walking?
So, Annie are te walking?
Are te walking?
Annie are te walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE te WALKING???!!!!
ARE te WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are te walking?
With your dentist
Are...
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I was scrolling across deviantART, and came across this HIGHLY shocking news that everyone needs to know about right now!

We all know about copyright infringement and the numerous laws preventing us from using copyrighted material. Some sites and companies take these things very seriously if te do not have permission from detto company. But there are sites and companies that's only ask that te give credit where credit is due. Thankfully like DA.

Now, over the past few days I have just been strolling thru the Internet, visiting some of my fav sites to chill on, and every site has been posting...
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posted by smileypop9
Million has 6 zeros
Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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