I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated da you.
I was so Come d’incanto da your beauty that I ran into that bacheca over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime te passed by, just so I could stare at te a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but te owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
te look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do te have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do te have a map? I'm getting Lost in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to te cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that te made me forget my pickup line.
te shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a stella, star for every time te brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
te know you're in Amore when te can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if te had an extra cuore mine seems to have been stolen
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good te look.
Me without te is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby o is that just my cuore taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the giorno my children were born, the giorno I got married, and the giorno that I met you.
Are te from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are te an interior decorator? When i saw te the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if te were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
te must be a hell of a thief because te ha rubato, stola my cuore from across the room.
Do te have a twin sister? Then te must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
te look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If te were a booger I'd pick te first.
Do te know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I Amore you.
Excuse me, I think te have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask te out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, te must be the prime rib.
Are te Lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make te the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My Amore for te is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
ciao baby you're so fine te make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet te $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do te have the time? [Tells te the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would te grab my arm so I can tell my Friends I've been touched da an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I seem to have Lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Hello are te married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear te say "happily".
te are like a caramelle bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask te how te looked!
Did te clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when te left it?
Did te fart, cause te blew me away.
I don't have a biblioteca card, but do te mind if I check te out?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that angeli could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
te are so fine, I wish I could plant te and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because te are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause te just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but te dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are te going to baciare me o do I have to lie to my diary?
Are te cold? te look like te could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
te know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, te put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy te a drink o do te just want the money?
Did the sun come out o did te just smile at me?
So there te are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do te believe in Amore at first sight, o should I walk da again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when te have a weak heart.
te see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if te think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed te noticing me and I just wanted to give te notice that I noticed te too.
(As she is leaving) ciao aren't te forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When te fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were te talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know latte does a body good, but baby, how much have te been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I'm new in town. Could te give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If te were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was te father an alien? Because there's nothing else like te on Earth!
What time do te have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this sede, sedile taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone ha rubato, stola the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[Look at her camicia label.] When they say, "What are te doing?" te respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm Lost at sea.
te know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My name isn't Elmo, but te can tickle me any time te want to.
te be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: te treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing o loving you, I would say "I Amore you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because te are soooo sweet!
I'm not trying to impress te o anything, but... I'm Batman!
te must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
te must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do te know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was mostrare off.
te must be a Snickers, because te satisfy me.
Are te a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because te are the bomb.
Are te religious? Cause te are the risposte to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, te add meaning to my life!
Baby, te are so fine I could put te on a plate and sop te up with a biscuit.
Is there a arcobaleno today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
te remind me of a magnet, because te sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, o are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are te taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will te baciare it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right successivo to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of te wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a stella, star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at te with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
How much does a polar orso weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that te Amore me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, o cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
ciao baby. te got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do te pick 'Do te come here often?', 'What's your sign?', o 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
(hold out hand) Would te hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time successivo anno let’s be laughing together.
Didn't I see te on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want te to think I'm ridiculous o anything, but te are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have te always been this cute, o did te have to work at it?
ciao baby, te must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, te turn me on!
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did te get such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad giorno and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would te smile for me?
I hope te know CPR, cuz te take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do te do for a living?
If I told te that te had a great body, would te hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here o is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and te are...gorgeous!
So, what do te do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were te arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
Ya know, te look really hot! te must be real reason for global warming.
te are the reason men fall in love.
te know the più I drink, the prettier te get!
te know, I would die happy if I saw te naked just once!
te know, te might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
te look like my third wife. [how many time have te been married?] Twice.
te make me melt like hot caramella fondente, fudge on a sundae.
te should be someone's wife.
Were te in Boy Scouts? Because te sure have tied my cuore in a knot.
Are te as beautiful on the inside as te are on the outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! te look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're so hot te would make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm Scrivere a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
If god made any thing better than te he keep it for him self.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, te turn me on!
Hey, how did te do that? (What?) Look so good?
Damn girl, te have più curves than a race track.
If te stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, te would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If God made anything più pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
te are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
te look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Are te a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
te are so beautiful that te give the sun a reason to shine.
Do te want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do te bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Your culo is so nice that it is a shame that te have to sit on it.
Someone should call the police, because te just ha rubato, stola my heart!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. te are on fire.
Baby, you're so hot, te make the equator look like the north pole.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... te just look hot to me.
I just got dumped, and I think that te could make me feel better.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
te are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if te were with me.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You're so hot, I bet te could light a candle at 10 paces.
My buddies over there detto that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
ciao baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
This isn't a birra belly, It'a a fuel tank for a Amore machine.
I don't know you, but I think I Amore te already.
te know I'd like to invite te over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
Is your name Summer? 'Cause te are as hot as hell.
If I had to choose between one night with te o winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
Do te have any sunscreen? 'Cause te are burning me up!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Stare at girl . ("What're te staring at?")
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause te sure are special.
If te could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth più than Fort Knox.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If te were a bistecca te would be well done.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, te rock me like a hurricane!
Can te pull this heart-shaped Arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
te Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell te that he needs my cuore back.