It all started when Chloe was in the cucina making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course te don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights fa and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Scrivere skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? più like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course te don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights fa and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Scrivere skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? più like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
Flippy
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're camicia looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them te Amore them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch o stumach
step 8.Say i Amore te again
step 9:walk around them in circles Canto my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say te hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're camicia looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them te Amore them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch o stumach
step 8.Say i Amore te again
step 9:walk around them in circles Canto my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say te hate them
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Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your scrivania, reception o forehead.
2 = If te have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's successivo superiore, in alto Model every day.
8 = Ask them every giorno to sit successivo to them at lunch, but at lunch say te were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If te have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's successivo superiore, in alto Model every day.
8 = Ask them every giorno to sit successivo to them at lunch, but at lunch say te were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
Are there even true friendship until now?
da Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives te happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he o she will never turn his o her back on you...... o betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on te and stick its self to greed.
te cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
te can never again.
He/she will leave te disappointed and let te down.
Why should te look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When te have God with his Amore all wrapped around you.
da Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives te happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he o she will never turn his o her back on you...... o betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on te and stick its self to greed.
te cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
te can never again.
He/she will leave te disappointed and let te down.
Why should te look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When te have God with his Amore all wrapped around you.
te just shut the door i fell like più when te say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do te make sure to Amore me even though i'm shy do te ever ever ever think to try? do te think of me? when te say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when te say hi well than te won't be mine! yes this is Amore but does it hurt? when i cry? when te say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i Amore you! why would say means things why would te say the stuff that stings why would te say that word when i know te much? i don't think i would be with te if i knew a thing o two about your life te backstabbing coltello i trusted te and yet te still flew without me
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs te a lot.
Don't te Amore her?
I do...
I Amore my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs te a lot.
Don't te Amore her?
I do...
I Amore my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
