random Article: Pick the mese u were born on........

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posted by akatsuki_otaku

Pick the mese te were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the giorno (number) te were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - paris hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of camicia te are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I Amore weed
rosa - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum ha rubato, stola my taco
arancia, arancio - because i still Amore him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!

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Demonic_kitten I robbed the trojan man because I love weed

Hermione-Fan361 Mine~I banged a hottie because that bum stole my taco...? Sister's~I stabbed Paris Hilton because the gummy bears made me..? Brother's~I killed the kool-aid man because that bum stole my taco...? (My brother is only 5...O_o)

lela666 i needed an easter egg b/c i have AMAZING boobs! lol

jamahl17 i hugged a condom bcs i am gd in bed hahahahaha

Sheetal1256 'I robbed a condom because that bum stole my taco'....i wonder why would i need a condom???

Shadowmarioking i needed the one that i love because i'm crazy like that that sounds like me...

galou_2010 Mine: I banged a crack head because the gummy bears made me. ok... Brother's: I ran naked with a dog because I'm retarded. Hah! That makes sense! Dad's: I hugged the cool-aid man because that bum stole my taco. :P Mum's: I ran shirtless with a condom because I'm sexy like that. Uhh... I never expected that from my mum.

kpopluver4life my gay bro got: i shot paris hilton becase i'm sexy like that.

Shadowmarioking I needed the one that I love because I love weed. XD

SaraAnnPoirier I ran shirtless with the one i love because i love weed lol

nevenkastar I needed a bowl of Cereal Becuse I'm sexy like that!! hahahahha that is so true!!!! Just jokeing but I like it...It seams normal!!

sonicgamergirl1 i ran shirtless with a gangsta because that bum stole my taco.... I LOVE DOING THAT!!!!!!

Roxas1314 I slapped the cookie monster because: I'm sexy like that, I love weed, I'm gay, I have AMAZING boobs, the gummy bears made me, I like shoelaces, and I am crazy like that. Dude, I am EPIC. XD

chopilichi I ran naked with a hottie because I've got AMAZING boobs! hahahahah

ssamn I shot a sexy girl because I smoke crack.

cookie-do I slapped Barney the Dinosaur because i have AMAZING boobs XD that was funny XP

Feathershine I stabbed a broom because the gummy bears made me LOL!! That broom definitely felt that!! XD

dooodle Apparently... 'I killed a hobo because I'm sexy like that.' Like..... what? :o

dooodle OMG: My sister (Shes annabellecat on fanpop, fan her. xD): 'Smoked with the cookie monster because shes a f****** scuba diver.'

dooodle And my other sister apparently: ' Robbed the cookie monster because she smokes crack.' xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD!!!

dooodle 1 of my BFFs 'Smoked with a doge because she likes shoelaces.'

flippy_fan210 i robbed an easter egg because the gummy bears told me to. WTF

kaboomgirl I stabbed the cookie monster because I love weed. xD

peacebaby7 I robbed a bowl of cereal because I like shoelaces. DAFUQ?! XD

27Kowalski ^XDXD I slapped a gangster because the gummy bears made me. ... It all makes sense now. :O XD

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