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posted by McDreamyluva
Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' da Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD



Dear Connie,

I know the counselor detto we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The giorno te left, I swore I'd never talk to te again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always te who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first sposta as long as one of us does. Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt.

This is what my cuore says "There's no one like you, Connie. I look for te in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even close."

Two weeks fa I met this girl at Flamingoes and brought her home with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation. She was young, maybe 19 with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean, just a perfect body. F***ing like te wouldn't believe and culo that just wouldn't quite. Every man's dream, right?

As I sat on the divano being blown da this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives. It's all so superficial. What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes, but te see what I'm getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better cuore than my modestly attractive Connie? I doubt it. And I'd never really thought of that before. I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little.

Later, after I'd tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, "Why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless technique o her suttee shameless hunger; but something also, some nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the same because te weren't there to watch. Do te know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you. Jesus, Connie, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you.

Do te remember Carol that singe mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge last year? Well, she dropped da last week with a pan of lasagna. She detto she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't know what she meant till later; but that's no the real story. Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the successivo thing te know we're banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a total monster in the sack. She's giving me everything, te know, like a real woman does when she's not hung up about her weight o her career and whether the kids can here us. And all of the sudden, she sports that tilting mirror on your grandmother's old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves and it's totally hot, but it makes e sad too because I can't help thinking "Why didn't Connie ever put the mirror on the floor? We've had this old vanity for what, 14 years and we never used it as a sex toy."

Saturday your sister drops da with my copy of the restraining order. I mean, Vickie’s just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head on her shoulders and she’s been a real friend to me during this painful time. She's dato me lots of good consigli about te and about women in general. She's pulling for us to get back together. Connie, she really is.

So we're doing Jell-O shots in a hot bath and taking about happier times. Here's this teenage girl with the same DNA as te and all I can do is think of how much she looks like te when te were 18. And that just about makes me cry. And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole oral thing, and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured te about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do te see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sister's cinnamon ring all I can do is think of you? It's true Connie. In your cuore te must know it. Don't te think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh? I think we can. If te feel the same please please please, let me know.

Otherwise, can te let me know where the f***ing remote is?

Amore Dan





link the link to the actual letter.
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yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of te don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy detto she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge focaccina, muffin on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if...
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1.We are men we like sex.......it is like a constant dog barking at the gate, we leash this dog in a relationship and give te the key.....if te dont feed, water, and give the dog a home he might break out....with this basic knowledge te can begin understanding men
2.Those cooments that te gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things te are offended da we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like Cani holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate...
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Patrick Stump: Dani?
Dani Benson: Yes?
Patrick Stump: te and me are gonna have a good time together tonight ;)
Dani Benson: Billie help me! Oh wait I don’t trust te to help me, Gerard help me!
Billie Joe Armstrong: Wha….you don’t trust me to do anything
Dani Benson: Yeah and I’d like to keep it that way
Billie Joe Armstrong: ………………
Dani Benson: XP
Patrick Stump: -rolls eyes-
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Dani Benson: Billie, get in your corner!
Billie Joe Armstrong: No!
Dani Benson: Get in your corner and think about what you’ve done!
Billie Joe Armstrong: I...
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posted by amdow98
Yes yes. The titolo makes this seem urgent. Well I'm here to tell te about my life. Yea I'm growing up in a small town (well 2) and I'm pretty friendly. I had a bully in prschool. Yes a bully who thought she was the boss of everyone. Well I go to a Catholic School in my hometown. I Amore it there. I have so many friends. And they like me for who I am. I currently do dance. My parents are divorced. I have 4 cats. I had a guinea pig, but she died. Thank te for your time :) God Bless Y'all <3333333

Things to annoy your sis:
Say something over and over again
Nugde her repetatively
Play Taylor veloce, swift Musica if she doesn't really like her(My sis isn't such a fan)
Do everything she does


That's pretty much it.
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