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"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way o anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no più than what te expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing più to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable te just want to take everything te own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless te like stupid comedies da an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site"


"Having re read cupcakes currently.. I still found it oddly inspiring. Not for the morbid gore. But da the narrations"


"I write with pride, I write for the hell of it"


"I hate hearing my own voice"


"Ashleigh Ball claims that Applejack's character was inspired da the country singers Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton. Even if it's only for the voice. Still. How can te get something as awesome as Applejack, from that Cyrus freak! Dosen't that piss te off!? What's next, Spike was based off Justin Biber. Oh god! Don't let it fuckin happen! But, really though, Ashleigh Ball really 'did' say that.. I'm fuckin SERIOUS! Look it up! te have the internet don't you!? Now, I know your probably thinking "Dua, coarse I have the internet, I'm Leggere your stupid story. If so.. Don't be such a smart ass!"


"Alone with my dad.. Yeah... Just awkward as it sounds"


"I don't believe EVERYTHING, my religion says.."


"A humor themed personality quiz called me unfunny, time to track down the creator"


"Reminding us all of the nievity of horror movie characters, she went alone, without any form of protection what's so ever, she went to try finding the fonte of the noise"


"Ever saw the trailer for something called "Soroity Row. Stupid, stupid movie.
I mean, what the fuck is wrong with them! Thinking it's funny to fake a death.
I get that they wanted revenge for him cheating.
But simply humilating him, would of gotten the point across.
But 'Nooo' they have to make him think he killed somebody.
What the fuck is funny about that!
And than., they detto they would have to dismember her.
What the fuck did te expect him to do!? Idiots!"


"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Isn't because I hate it, in fact I "loved" it. No, I spoofed it in order to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I mostra how things COULD of gone"


"It's the little stuff that makes me feel like I'm not wasting my time"


"I thought of impressing my girlfriend.. But then realized I don't have one.. It was awkward"


"I often enjoy watching various battle scenes of walking dead, with help from Netflick.. And my dad came down when I was watching the battles of the opening episode of season 3.. But anyway. It was abit annoying, as he was in my ear the whole time, about how unhealthy these amounts of violence are..
If I was gonna go crazy from these shows.. I probably would of da now"


"I don't get why Canada and American are always labeling each other..
Truth of it is... Every American wants to be in Canada.. But every Canadian wants to be in America"


"I can offically add "mother discovers I'm a secret brony, in possibly the WORST way of finding out" to my lista of awkward moments in life. But hey. With all my morbid pictures of the characters found on my Facebook page (including my current avatar, taken from CUPCAKES). It was only a matter of time"


"With all the bloody snow gone, we can finally call Ottawa HOME"


"Round here.. If your not dead, your gay!"


"I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible)"


"Don't go hating me, if the review sucks, and te refer Windwaker.. (Hows THAT for a title)"


"Your die and te will LIKE IT!!"


"Hate the haters, troll the trolls"
posted by ShiningsTar542
It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be Friends with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for te then it is più than possible that with a little time te two can go back to being friends.

Friends and just friends. te must be clear about what te want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be Friends with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what te want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart te still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then te are ready to be Friends again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some Friends and the fuoco alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!


So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the fuoco alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been più funny to te if te *had've been there.


*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop detto this articolo is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a cuscino feather o a back scratcher, but was più like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped da a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the...
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This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope te all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most random adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who o what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the spiaggia and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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 One of my preferito book series'.
One of my favorite book series'.
At least, I think that it’s the fifth. Okay, I haven't written in a while, but still. Miss me? The correct answer to that domanda is: "Yes Rosie, we ALLLLLL missed you! Where were you!?" Well I'm glad te asked! I've been around. Mostly on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight club though. Either way, I'm back with all new topics and stuff. Sooooooo....
Alright Ladies and Gentleman, today I’m going to talk about something that I feel strongly about, even thought I know that many (weird) people will go psycho on me. And for all te haters of haterz, I just want to tell te that THIS IS AN OPINION!...
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American Musica Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

te can vote for your preferiti on the event webpage here: American Musica Awards.
posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope te like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first articolo i put on here so plz commento , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know te amy not understand
but if te can
please understand
I see te underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would te say? take this away
If i told te how i feel, would it be real o is this all fake??

Chourus: your Amore is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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posted by emilyroxx
 This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
Hello, I’m back! I’ll write più now.
So this random kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone te want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I detto “What?” and she detto “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those...
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posted by emilyroxx
Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, o the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of random blog on the random fan page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One giorno this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my preferito games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re successivo door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house...
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5 più incredibly random stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and random in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Gesù Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide da zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates te , like constantly talking o doing everything te do , well im gonna help te deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)

1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , te can always throw it at him/her

2) Carry a cuscino in te purse/bag , so if te need to scream , scream in the cuscino , this pervents people from thinking your crazy

3) Earphones , te COULD use them to block that person out , but studies mostra that if that person happens to ingoiare, inghiottire one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,

4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,

5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work

6) if its your sibbling ,

Girl:flush her fav Barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:

Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
posted by energizerbunny
Anyway I'm back and I had a great time, except when we were on a bus and it was over 100 degrees, it was soooo hot, and after a while people were starting to get ill...but not me, I was laughing at everyone and they were getting mad at me lol


So we finally got at the cabins, the boys got the bigger one but they had più people, besides the girls had a much better game room, me and 4 other girls wanted to stay up all night...you could tell that we were sleepy because we were giggling at nothing and jumping at everything lol


I was soo sleepy, I fell asleep on the Pooltable which was surprisingly...
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posted by MovieManiac95
 Are te MAD!?
Are You MAD!?
-Jumped And Hit Nothing
-Fell UP The Stairs
-Eaten your hand
-Swallowed nothing but choked anyways
-Gone Without Blinking
-Scratched An Itch That Was Never There
-Craved Cake but ate cereal
-Wished to fly, but had wings all along
-Skipped Without Moving
-Talked without talking
-Looked at nothing
-Done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
-Wished for school to be over, but miss it in the end
-eaten a cookie in your dream and tasted it

???????????????????????????


IF SO, LEMME KNOW :)
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If you're wondering what that was all about,
it was merely an introduction to my strange-ness,
and it's a...
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posted by karpach_13
random Facts but are They True?



The first couple to be shown in letto together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every giorno più money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury




Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.




It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number...
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posted by simpleplan
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed da public hanging for the murder of a child

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

12 newborns will be dato to the wrong parents daily, on average!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored giorno for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most money ever paid for a...
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posted by MissKnowItAll
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could...
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I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure te out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in te and te let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive te , its the end
so te can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil te burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as te push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
Whenever te are successivo bored, o feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your email address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' o 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks te to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your scrivania, reception and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their...
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I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't fan anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their profilo and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.

Which would lead me onto my successivo reason...
If te have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a fan of 'Random' o 'Harry Potter' o 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fan te back.

On the other hand, if te are looking at this thinking that te haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx