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posted by zanhar1
da all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if te do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D

Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!

#2 They are friends? Ship it!

#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!

#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!

#5 They used to be Friends but now they don't like each other? Much ship!

#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder te ship.

#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now shippable.

#8 Okay okay te can ship x's sibling with character y.

#9 And if you're feeling adventurous, edgy, and controversial ship person x and his/her sibling.

#10 If they hate each other/are rivals it's shippable.

#11 Is one of these rivals evil? And the other good? Of course that's how it is! Ship it! Ship it hard!

#12 Shipping your preferito character's lover with your secondo preferito character's lover is recommended.

#13 Now don't just ship your preferito characters' innamorati together; play mix n match and have your preferito and secondo preferito switch lovers!

#14 Ya know what's better than one of your preferito characters in a relationship? Having your two preferiti Amore each other. Ship that. Pronto.

#15 Yeah, that's all well and dandy. But now your least preferito is feeling left out. Follow rules 12 & 13 but switch your 2nd preferito out for your least favorite.

#16 What? Not wiiiled enough for you? Fine then, ship your preferito with your least preferito for maximum mixed feelings!

#17 Amore triangle? Lol, not a problem; ship them all together in one giant threesome yacht.

#18 Number 17 is a no go? Well ship person A with person B while simultaneously shipping person A with person C.

#19 And then ship person B with person C.

#20 Its a bonus if person A cheated on person B with person C. Then ship person B with person C harder as person A cries in the distance.

#21 Is person A a peasant? Yes? *Le gasp* no way!!! Because person B is a prince/princess. te know what that means...SHIP IT!!!

#22 "My ship is sinking though." Go down with it captain.

#23 Person A is a pirate. Wonderful! This person can be shipped with everyone automatically. Let person A chase that booty!

#24 "But it's not canon." Sure it is. Anything is canon if te ship it hard enough.

#25 "But no one else ships it?" Then make them.

#26 What's this??? te have a NOTP??? Ha ha, no te don't everything is shippable. Ship all the things!

#27 Did te know that if they are opposites--personalitywise they are shippable.

#28 Your characters control one of the four elements? te know what they say; opposites attract.

#29 So do same elements.

#30 Matches like Air/Water o Fire/Earth work too. Sure they are neither opposites nor the same. But we don't discriminate.

#31 Male/Male Female/Female Female/Male. What did I say about discriminating. We don't do that here!

#32 "Yeah, but the mostra hasn't even aired yet. I just saw the trailer." Wonderful! te can start shipping earlier. te can ship them before shipping them was cool te hipster you!

#33 Do they run in the same pack? Are they part of the same organization? Then ship 'em! Each and every person in the organization will be shipped with every other member.

#34 Does your preferito character have a clone? Ship that also.

#35 "But isn't that kinda weird?" *Shrugs* I don't domanda it.

#36 Is it canon? Lucky you. Ship it.

#37 Not canon? The autore is wrong. Fight the man. Put up resistance.

#38 If the word sempai was ever said, it's shippable.

#39 Got real life friends? Ship them.

#40 Hell, ship yourself. Go out and get some Amore dammit!

#41 Shipping characters with object is not off limits te know. Ship Jerry with his preferito lamp shade.

#42 Ship yourself with the character. Your self insert fic is waiting

#43 Ya know what else te can ship? te and your least favorite.

#44 Someone is hating on your preferito character? Ship them with the character.

#45 Oh You're jealous now? Refer to rule 18.

#46 Background characters need Amore too. Ship them together.

#47 o ship them with the main character.

#48 Secondary is fine too.

#49 Fine te can ship singers too.

#50 Every character can be shipped with the author.
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