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#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing da a albero overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even more. When John actually loses his temper and shoots at the man... Nothing happens.. It's as if he is incapable of dying.

JOHN MARSTON: DAMN YOU!

STRANGE MAN: Yes, many have.



#2: RANDELL FORRESTER:
Course, it sort of loses its edge when te whip out your double barreled shotgun and kill the cannibal without him even putting up a fight. That line's genuinely creepy, though...

"Fella's got to eat. Fella's got to eat!"


#3:
An old woman begs te to find her fiancee. te ask around and discover where he is. Simple, right? Wrong. Turns out the man is dead and buried, his tombstone Leggere that he died from a concussion. Even weirder. The guy's been dead for twenty years.. Either his fiancee has totally Lost it, o she's dead too, and this whole time te were talking to a ghost.


#4:
te do a innocent mission of getting some fiori for a old man, to celebrate his anniversy.
All sweet and heartwarming till te find out, he is keeping her decaying corpse, and believes she's still alive.. Easy to say, John was uncomfortable.


#5:
The mission "Spare the Rod, Spoil the Bandit". When te finally shoot off the wood that's keeping the fienile, granaio door closed, there's a cutscene of a naked body swinging on the fienile, granaio rafters. Worse., There is a woman in there, so she spent who knows how long, terrified with the naked corpse of her friend/relative before John and the deputies could reach her. After the ordeal, te see the surviving women, huddled together and they're traumatized, their faces are bloodied and bruised and their shirts are torn... And what makes that whole mission even worse? Those three women te save are the LUCKY ones! Everyone else is either dead, o tortured / raped AND dead. They are the only ones te were able to save, possibly after they themselves have been tortured / raped, and te almost didn't even manage that! Try not to think about how often something like this may have happened in the Real Life old west.


#6:
The mission "Hanging Bonnie MacFarlane". titolo pretty much speaks for itself, but John enters the Marshal's office where Drew is present and terrified as Bonnie has been kidnapped. A gang member then rides da and threatens the Marshal to return one of their imprisoned gang members, o his group will "let out all their anger, and their loneliness" on Bonnie. Shudder. Luckily John and the others will arrive in time before they seriously harm Bonnie, but as te save her from being hanged her clothes are torn and she's covered in bruises, meaning they still gave her a beating. She appears to recover quickly (seeming fine when te meet her again several weeks later), but had it been più realistic Bonnie would probably have needed a lot of time to recover from the mental trauma.


#7:
When te take into consideration the games overarching theme of the progress of civilization, John and Jack's conversation before the last mission about airplanes being machines that can "turn men into angels" takes a much darker tone when te realize that airplanes aren't the only machines mentioned in the game that make men into angels. pistole do too.


#8:
Being attacked da a bear..


#9: UNDEAD NIGHTMARE:
From a group of undead devouring a pile of corpses, civilians transforming right before your eyes, deranged cannibals who invite te for a "bite" and turn their pistole on te if te decline, and more. One of the più disturbing ones is coming across a sobbing man sitting successivo to a dead man, likely a friend o relative. The dead man rises as an undead and the living man is forced to shoot him... Right before turning the gun on himself.


#10: UNDEAD NIGHTMARE:
Related one..
Also counts as depressing.
Those people that say "thank the lord, I thought te were dead", to the zombie of their lover o family member.. Espically if te don't save them.
How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the Queen of sarcasm, te don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"


What's an appropriate site for a 13 anno old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"


Can te get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"


Why are bambini ugly at first?
"How about you...
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added by shaneoohmac13
So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach te what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.

TEN THINGS TO DO IF te HAVE NO LIFE

1. Get a life

It's exactly what it means.

2. Get another life

This doesn't make sense but if te have no life, te know it does.

3. Eat Ben and Jerry's

Because, why not?

4. Don't do your homework

Because if te do it, you'll have a life. And if te have a life, then te wouldn't...
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#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE te AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let te go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, te and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck te for being interested in things, te stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend? It's just...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Critic: So our story begins when they spot two children who, te guessed it, stopped caring.
Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears. (both stand up and pose)
Jason: (in disgusted tone) What do te want?
Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.
NC (vo): Actually, I always wondered what counted as quote/unquote "Caring." I mean, if I'm ordering a pizza with a friend, is it like...
[Cuts to skit with two NCs talking to each other]
NC 1: Hey, what kind of toppings te want?
NC 2: Eh, I don't care. (In panicked tone) No, no, wait! I didn't mea- (sparkling effects sound...
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(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this articolo even remotely seriously, then te probably aren't as smart as te think te are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good fanpop article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, te need to think of a good title. Y'know,...
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 Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
First off, this is NOT an articolo I wanted to make. It really infuriates me how something like this can happen in such an innocent community, but hey, I'm just bringing this hear to spread the word and give my opinion the subject.

Basically, for those of te who have NO idea what's happening, a fellow and pretty Super Smash Bros player da the code-name of Hyuga, who is widely regarded as one of the best (if not the best) Toon Link players in the world on both Smash Bros Brawl and Smash Bros 4 in the entire world, was accused of sexually harassing a fellow Smash Bros player code-named VikkiKitty...
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Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, o added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.

And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!

AnimuLuvr21


First Appearance: A giorno In The Life Of A fanpop User


(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)

A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in più articles, as long as the context fits well.

Personality is...
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posted by TheMagicLoki
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new tartaruga sandwich, panino this week. But I am Scrivere this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.

1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought più about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between Film and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch Film far più often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.

I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city te might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make più time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude commenti to yourself. I hope te like it and please tell me what te think.
 10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
 9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Gesù in Passion of the Christ.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
 8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
 7. Divine. Amore him o hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
 6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
 5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
 4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
 3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
 2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, Amore this guy!
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
 1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I Amore Amore Amore this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in Amore with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
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I'm not saying this is a perfect movie.
But it's actually a surprisingly GOOD movie.

It starts off on On October 29, 1993 where the parents of Charlie Grimille record him as he is part of the SCHOOL PLAY.

During the play, Charlie is put on a fake noose, as part of the play. But suddenly the trap door opens, like te see in real noose sets, but it is soon revealed that this was NOT be part of the act. And Charlie is accidentally hung for real.

20 years later however, students at the same school resurrect the failed play as a misguided attempt to honor the accident.

A student named Reese Houser...
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1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper o self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)

2-The roots of education are amaro but the frutta is sweet.
(Aristotle)

3-Education is the most powerful weapon which te can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)

4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)

5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)

6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)

7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming o seem polite. o he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, o worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear più of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? o simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
posted by Canada24
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This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
Page 2
Today I tried to plant a fiore in the yard. I tried to plant it da the Sandbox, but Lisa detto that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
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Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for mostra and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
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Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa detto people came to the porch and...
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posted by deathding
 Let's do this.
Let's do this.
-When I go off to a restaurant/store and the lines are longer than the amazon River

-When I'm hungry/thirsty but am too lazy to do anything about it

-Doing the same chores every giorno of the week

-Waking up when I'm REALLY tired

-40% of the current generation for being senseless jerks with little to no knowledge of courtesy o grammar

-When someone spoils a movie I wanted to see

-When I bite my tongue/lip

-Random black-outs that interrupt EVERYTHING

-When I go somewhere just to find out that it's been closed for an hour

-Being forced to go somewhere when I REALLY don't want to

-School Days, both the anime...
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(I made this around two years fa and never finished it so..... HERE te GO. XD)

(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)

Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, centopiedi and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed da Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains....
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