Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV mostra they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that show. They gave us permission to make that skit based off of their show. Now they're suing us for it.
Audience: Boo!!
Tom: Yeah, we know. Warner Brothers suck. Especially when it comes to Six Flags.
Audience: Yeah!
Tom: The lines are so long, that it takes half of the giorno to go on one ride!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What's today's crossover parody?
Master Sword: World Of Tank Engines. We're combining the popolare videogame, World Of Tanks, with a popolare kid's show, Thomas The Tank Engine.
Tom: That's gonna work out really well.
Audience: *Laughing*

World Of Tank Engines

Starring every single Thomas character as theirselves.

Also starring Heartsong as Kari
Saten Twist as Lieutenant Solo
Master Sword as Sargent Malone
Snow Wonder as Private Messinger
Blaze as Sargent McDonald
Mortomis as Corporal Cadillac
Daring Do as herself

Kari was standing da her tank at a farm, when Lieutenant Solo arrived.

Lieutenant Solo: Ma'am, we need your help with a war that could f**k up everyone's life.
Kari: But I thought mares weren't allowed to unisciti the army. Unless, I came from a place called Paradise Island, and was a princess named Diana. (Wonder Woman Reference)
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: I would be a mare with wonderful powers. Wonder Mare! That's what te can call me!
Lieutenant Solo: Uhm, no.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: We want your tank-
Kari: My tank?! No! I worked hard to get thick armor, and a powerful gun on here.
Lieutenant Solo: te didn't let me finish. I want that tank engine behind your farm.
Percy: I'm Percy the green engine!
Audience: *Laughing*

Percy was tanken

Audience: *Laughing*

I mean, taken! Taken to a military base with a lot of other tank engines.

Percy: Well, this is interesting.
Thomas: We're being assigned for a very special job.
Oliver: How special?
Thomas: *Excited* Very special!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: *Walking in front of tank engines*
Private Messinger: *Playing drums*
Lieutenant Solo: Shut up Private!
Private Messinger: *Stops playing drums*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: How many tank engines do we have here?
Percy: *Looking around* Uhm...
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: Three?
Lieutenant Solo: No! We have ten! That's the perfect ammount for your special assignment.
Thomas: I thought it was a special job.
Lieutenant Solo: Don't interrupt me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: te are all going to have pistole attached to you, and te will, I repeat, te will, destroy every diesel te see! They are causing confusion, and delay!
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: I had a fat controller who once detto that.
Lieutenant Solo: SHUT UP!
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile with Kari.

Kari: I can't let Percy get killed in this war that'll f**k everyone's lives up. Everyone? Everypony? Bah, who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: I know what I'll do. I'll get my tank, and I'll save Percy. *Gets in her tank, and drives towards the first battle* Destination set to... Whatever battle Percy is fighting!
Audience: *Laughing*

Lieutenant Solo, and his soldiers were driving the tank engines along the line.

Thomas: I don't see anything.
Duck: This is pointless.
Oliver: Can we please go back to the Island Of Sodor?
Percy: How come no one detto luckily no one was hurt yet?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: Hold it! Stop!

All the tank engines stopped.

Corporal Cadillac: See anything Lieutenant?
Lieutenant Solo: I see something that I need...
Corporal Cadillac: Yes?
Lieutenant Solo: To eat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: *Walks out of Percy, and grabs an mela, apple from a tree* I've never seen one as bright as this one. *Eats apple*
Thomas: What about the diesels?
Lieutenant Solo: F**k 'em. I need to eat this apple.
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: I see a bunch of steamies! Kill them! *Shooting a machine gun*
Lieutenant Solo: Machine gun fire! Go back, and return fire! *Climbs into Percy, and goes backwards*

All the tank engines were going backwards, and shooting at the diesels.

Kari was still searching for Percy when this happened.

Kari: I should've found him da now, but no! That dumbass Lieutenant had to take him away from me.
Three Ponies: *Driving tier 4 tanks*
pony 1: It's a tier 7 tank! Hit it with everything te got.
Kari: Oh crap.

The three tier 4 tanks blew up, and Daring Do arrived.

Daring Do: And now to finish this one off with my automatic grenade launcher that I ha rubato, stola from the enemy.
Kari: *Opens door to tank, and hits Daring Do without noticing* Whoever saved me from those three tanks, thank you!
Daring Do: Down here.
Kari: Daring Do! Stop whatever boring adventure you're doing, and come with me.
Daring Do: My adventures aren't boring!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: Okay, fine. They're very old.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Back to the tank engines.

Diesels: *Chasing tank engines*
Thomas: *Shoots cannone at Diesel*
Diesel: AH! *Comes off the rails* It's up to te Salty!
Salty: It's up to me to do something right! Oh joy! This is like the story when-
Diesel: Don't tell us any of your sea tails yet!
Audience: *Laughing*
Salty: *Stops* Oh, te don't want to hear any of my sea tails. This is like the story when I was about to tell one, but someone told me not to. He got sued da Warner Brothers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: They're getting away!
Salty: Oh, right! *Chasing the tank engines again*
Kari: *Arrives in her tank* Excuse me badly injured diesel that probably got shot da Percy. Have te seen my tank engine Percy?
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: I'll tell te where he is if te get me to the nearest diesel works!
Kari: Forget it. *Pauses game, and turns it off* I prefer the original world of tanks. Talking trains don't deserve to be in a game full of violence.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

The End

On the successivo part of this episode, Saten Twist, and Aina go to watch a baseball game.

Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lqFlxMiMfE

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on strada, via corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing successivo to Double Scoop*
Tom: più ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands successivo to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 5: Words That Have Nothing To Do With This Episode

Announcer: Okay. I'm going to say something that I have to say to all of our viewers. If te laugh, I'm going to get angry. Let's give it a try. *Clears throat* On the block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Why are te laughing?!?
Audience: te can't film an article!
Announcer: I quit! *Leaves*

Saten Twist, and Aina were watching a baseball game. It just past the bottom of the 6th, and a special event was going to happen.

random Pony: *Playing drums*
Ponies: *Watching a big stunt track*
Biker Pony: *Standing on superiore, in alto of the stunt track*
Announcer: This is Evel Knievel Jr.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: He will ride his motorbike down a very steep slope, starting at an elevation of 8,000 hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Then, he shall go over three big loops, unless he wants to fall off, and die like his father.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Then, Evel Knievel Jr will jump off a ramp, and go over forty five buses.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: This oughta be fun.
Saten Twist: I hope he dies. I came here to watch baseball.
Audience: *Laughing*
Evel: *Rides down the 8,000 hoof slope*
Announcer: And he's going too fast, and fell off his motorbike. What a terrible giorno for us all, but who cares? Let's get back to the baseball game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I couldn't agree more.
Aina: You're sick.
Saten Twist: Not really. I feel very healthy.
Audience: *Laughing*

And now it's time for Celebrity Jeopardy.

Saten Twist: No it's not! We're not supposed to have another Celebrity Jeopardy skit until successivo episode. Until then, I'm going home.

What about The Story Of Corporal Agarn?

Saten Twist: Come up with something else. *Leaves*
Aina: Maybe he really is feeling sick.
Audience: *Laughing*

In the successivo part of this episode, it'll be Bodyshop Ponies.

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Danielle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as oliva
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

No cars were in the shop. Mr. Beddler, and the others were not happy about it.

Wheel Bearing: Why are we here?
Mr. Beddler: Because somepony named.. *Looking at papaer* Saten Twist, doesn't want to do anything. We're on the air, because the skits he usually does are cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: What do te expect us to do?
Mr. Beddler: Clean the shop.
Employees: Ugh.
Edwina: We came here to fix cars. Not clean!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Get out there now!
Danielle: OKAY!!
Mr. Beddler: *Hides under his desk*
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: Alright everypony, let's go to work.

So they did. The box auto, garage door was opened, and seven air hoses were plugged in. One for each pony. Except for Mr. Beddler. He was the boss, and didn't want to do anything. Besides, he was still scared of Danielle.

Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: *Cleaning dust off of a chair*
Tim: *Cleaning the wheel on a rolling chair that is upside down*
Gary: ciao Tim. te gave me an idea.
Tim: What is it?
Gary: *Sprays air hose at the side of a wheel on a rolling chair*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: *Acting like a child* Oh cool! *Sprays his hose the same direction as Tom's and makes the wheels spin faster* They're all moving in a circle.
Gary: We need più air hoses, and this thing might take off like an airplane.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: It does sound like an airplane.
Mr. Beddler: *Hears noise* What is that? *Walking towards Tim, and Gary*
Tim: Here comes Mr. Beddler.
Gary: *Sprays air hose against the wheels, and makes them stop spinning*
Mr. Beddler: What are te two doing?
Gary: What?
Mr. Beddler: I asked te a question.
Gary: Where?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Stop recitazione like Vinnie Barbarino from that Welcome Back Potter skit te did, and answer my question!
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Gary: When?
Audience: *Clapping*
Mr. Beddler: Tim, te better tell me what that noise was.
Tim: It was an airplane. Didn't te hear it pass us?
Mr. Beddler: *Thinking* Yeah. I thought te two were up to no good. I heard your air hoses at the time, and thought te were making some strange noise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Thanks for making some stupid assumption boss.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: Yeah. te told us to clean this shop, and that's what we're doing.
Mr. Beddler: Forgive me. Get back to work. *Walks away*
Gary: *Quietly laughs* That was close.
Tim: I like how te were just asking him questions. What? Where? When?
Audience: *Clapping*

arcobaleno Dashed

Starring everypony as theirselves.

Narrator: One lovely morning, arcobaleno Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi arcobaleno Dash.
arcobaleno Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: Can't te see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are te going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
arcobaleno Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.

So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...

arcobaleno Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit, hallucinating again.
Narrator: detto arcobaleno Dash, with great difficulty.
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: *Walks towards a water trough* Fill me up Mr. Water Trough.
Narrator: detto arcobaleno Dash without moving her lips.
Audience: *Laughing*
Water Trough: *Gets filled with brandy* That's your share arcobaleno Dash.
Narrator: detto the water trough.
Water Trough: Unless te want to share some of Twilight Sparkle's.
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: *Drinking brandy*
Audience: *Laughing* Drink it up!!
arcobaleno Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: arcobaleno Dash looked inoltrare, avanti to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, arcobaleno Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: detto arcobaleno Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.

Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.

Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: Mind your own business te celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, arcobaleno Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*

Two stallions walked into the bar, and were successivo to arcobaleno Dash, and Rachel.

arcobaleno Dash: *Sticks out her tongue* Awesome. These two have something really cool between their back legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rachel: Mmh, I don't fancy mine much.
arcobaleno Dash: Enough with British words, and sayings.
Narrator: The four ponies left the bar.
arcobaleno Dash: Wanna come over to my place? The four of us can hang out.

The doors on the bar close, and te cannot see them. There's a crashing sound, and te can hear tires skidding.

arcobaleno Dash: *Laying on superiore, in alto of a stallion* I saved us all from a reckless driver.
Rachel: Get off him.
Narrator: So Rachel got a bucket of water out of nowhere, and threw it onto arcobaleno Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*

A police car heads towards arcobaleno Dash.

arcobaleno Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on arcobaleno Dash? Have te been drinking?

P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman.

Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And arcobaleno Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*

On the successivo part of this episode, it's a classroom skit.

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Everypony in Ms. Schultz's class was bored. They had to write down a paragraph about the importance of geometry.

Gary: *Chewing eraser on pencil*
James: *Sleeping, and thinking about ice cream*
Sunny: What is this? English class?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: We're supposed to be learning about math here!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: te are. If te keep Scrivere that essay, te will.
Brianna: Ms. Schultz, Sunny has a very good point. Why are we doing something related to English class, when we are supposed to be doing math problems?
Lauren: Better yet, why do we learn about these things with somepony that insults te 24/7?
Gary: That's what I've been doing to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What? te didn't know that calling somepony an idiot was insulting?
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I was just messing around. I didn't mean it.
Lauren: Let's not forget yesterday, when te detto I smelled like shit. I told te I got offended, and te said, *Talking like Gary* Please, be offended.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maria: That was a terrible impression of Gary.
Gary: What about me?
Audience: *Laughing*
Maria: This is how to do it properly. *Clears her throat, and sounds exactly like Tom Hanks* Lauren, te smell like shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: That didn't sound anything like me either.
Lauren: Ms. Schultz, do te see who I have to put up with over here?
Ms. Schultz: Get better perfume.
Audience: *Laughing*

Saten Twist walks in the classroom.

Audience: *Clapping*
Saten Twist: I didn't do anything yet. Hold your applause until I actually do something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why are te here?
Saten Twist: I'm feeling better after being in that baseball game with *Sees Lauren* Aina, you're here too?
Lauren: Aina? Who's that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Twist-
Saten Twist: Don't call me that. There's a very bad pony with that name, and my name is Saten Twist.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Whatever. Aren't te supposed to be in the Celestia skit in the successivo part of this episode?
Saten Twist: No, we're doing a musical instead.
James: Hah! Gaaaaaaay!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: James, what did I tell te about saying that word?
James: Your mother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Before I go, *Looks at James* Your mother is so fat, that she needs a gru to go upstairs. *Walks away*
Audience: *Laughing*
James: A your mother joke?
Gary: Was he for real?
James: I heard better insults from my baby brother.
Audience: *Laughing*

Saten Twist was with Tom, and Master Sword.

Tom: Well, we're glad you're feeling better.
Saten Twist: Thanks te guys.
Master Sword: What caused te to feel sick anyway?
Saten Twist: Being too far away from my chainsaw.
Audience: *Laughing*

Just then, Sunny, and Heartsong arrived in a time machine.

Sunny: Hey, check this out!
Tom: Where did te find that?
Heartsong: The junkyard. The owner detto it didn't work.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: He must've been one stupid owner.
Sunny: o he just didn't want a time machine. So we took it off his hooves for him.
Tom: So where do te plan to go with that thing?
Heartsong: 1966! *Hits button*

Everypony appeared successivo to each other.

Snow Wonder: How did this happen?
Heartsong: I pushed a button.
Tom: She wants to know how we all ended up here!
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: I know.
Annie: There's only one thing I can think of for us to do in this situation.
Master Sword: Go back to the anno 2014?
Annie: No! Go to different places, and dance to music!
Audience: *Laughing*

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb3rbDWO-_A

Tom: What's taking so long for this song to start? *Hears the song* There we go.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: *Dancing in a building*
Snow Wonder: *Dancing at a park*
Saten Twist: *Dancing in the middle of an intersection* I don't care if I die!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Dancing on superiore, in alto of a train*
Train Ponies: *Dancing on the ground da the train*
Annie: *Dancing at Alcatraz*
Blaze: *Dancing on the beach* Why are we dancing in so many different places?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Dancing in front of Sugarcube Corner*
Mortomis: *Dancing on Manehattan Bridge* How come he's in Ponyville, and I'm in Manehattan?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Dances at the intersection*
Ponies: *Passing da in cars*
Astrel Sky: *Dancing on superiore, in alto of a pyramid* How am I going to get down?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sophie Shimmer: *Dancing in London* ciao british ponies, who wants to dance with me?
British Ponies: *Dancing with Sophie Shimmer*
Sophie Shimmer: *Continues dancing* Bloody hell. There's a lot of ponies here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Blaze: *Dancing in Miami*
Master Sword: *Dancing in Las Pegasus*
pony in car: Queer! *Drives away*
Master Sword: And I Amore te too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pleiades: *Dancing at an airport*
Pilot: *Crashes a plane in a building behind Pleiades*
Pleiades: *Continues dancing*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Dancing da an ice cream store* Come on, te knew I was gonna end up here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Dancing on train. She feels it slowly moving* Is it moving? Should I get off?
Director: Stay on there, o you're fired.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Still dancing at the intersection, and sees a cement truck pass him* They had those back then?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pleiades: *Dancing at the airport*
Ponies: *Running from building on fire*
Pleiades: Nopony wants to dance with me? Oh well.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: Okay, that's enough. *Goes to time machine, and goes back to 2014*

Everypony ended up back on the block with Heartsong.

Tom: Seriously. How do te end up having us end up where te go in that thing, when we're no where near you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: Luck I guess.
Master Sword: And that's all the time we have for now. I'm Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery.
Master Sword: See te in the successivo episode of.
Everypony: On The Block!
Audience: *Clapping*

The End

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