How to eat pie:
Preparation: Go buy a pie from Wal-mart. zucca pie is preferrable.
1) Stuff in face.
2) Get another pie.
3) Stuff in face.
4) Repeat until te feel your life is worth something.
5) Sue me for destroying your face.
6) Rate this boring articolo that was a waste of your precious time.
7) Read the successivo articolo that is probably a waste of your time just like mine.
8) Rate the successivo article.
*To all people: do not be offended da my innocent, mediocre articolo about pie. Thank you.*