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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four domande to determine the level of your intellect. Your risposte must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating o wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: te are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in secondo place.
In which position are te now?

Answer:

If te answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. te overtook the secondo runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the successivo domanda try not to be so dumb.

2 : If te overtake the last runner, what position are te now in?

Answer:

If te answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can te over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!

It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. te would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes o use a calculator, and remember your risposte must be instantaneous.

3 : Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?

Answer:

5000??? Wrong again!!!!
The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
Today is clearly not your day!! Although te should manage to get the last domanda right...

4 : Marie's father has five daughters:


1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????

Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...

Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
It's obviously Marie te ding-bat!!! Read the domanda properly!!!!!

te are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When te sleep over never boss me around in letto unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If te don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” o “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If te want sex, just ask. (In case te didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
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posted by dinglebell14
1. Tired of Trying, sick of crying, Ya I'm smiling, but inside I'm dying....

2. I don't use excuses, Don't ask why...
It's just a breakdown, it happens all the time...
So get out of my face, don't even try...
You want to help me? Just let me cry!

3. I don't want to admit it,
It was easier to lie,
And hide the hurt and emptiness,
to smile instead of cry.

4. Nobody really cares if your miserable,
so te might as well be happy. :'|

5. Everyones going to hurt you.... sooner o later te just have to decide who's worth going through the pain.

6. If someone really loves you,
They will never hurt you,
And if...
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These are just some, più will probably be added later.

I hate:
-Animal abusers
-Child abusers
-Butthurt moralfags (If te get mad at me saying moralfags, well then, te must be new here. I'm not homophobic.)
-3/4 the mainstream crap on the radio
-Jersey Shore
-Homophobes
-People who don't thank te when te open a door for them
-Toddlers and Tiaras
-People who are always snooPING AS usual I see. /shot so fuckin' hard
-Fuckers who judge people da their appearance
-When my computer breaks down
-Fangirls who get mad at if te aren't borderline insanely obsessed with the same thing they are (Go on the Michael...
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Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, known in other regions as Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer’s Call, is the “third” game in the SMT franchise. And I say third with Citazioni because any SMT fan will tell te that’s bullshit. The third in the mainline franchise, yes, but SMT has had several spin offs and franchises all from the Shin Megami Tensei titles alone. Hell, one of them that te may know, and the reason why te are Leggere this articolo right now to yell at me over, is the Persona franchise. Persona is part of the same series, but vastly different. Persona is a game that is about the...
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 Image by: Lumo55000 on tumblr
Image by: Lumo55000 on tumblr
Okay so I was browsing the net and I found this lovely piece of work, that was published just two months ago. link
Apparently this is a 'student run' new site. So much for the plagiarism policy. Like at least give an exact link--as your site automatically generates for anyone who copies and pastes your work. But don't worry I already put that up superiore, in alto myself, out of respect. Anyhow I find it very funny how professionally set up this site is and yet they're utilizing my work without my permission and without even linking me to it. It's one thing to post my work (with credits) in appreciation of...
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So I published a 3 part set of articoli over on the Musica spot, and I wanted to post them here as well (hope that's alright with everyone) because random has just such a wide variety of people and I think getting two sets of opinions is cool.

If anyone cares I compiled a lista of bands I personally Amore that I think could use some più recognition. I'm gonna have links to some songs da them (if te care to take a listen) and a bit about why I like each as well as a picture of the band, if te wish to base on appearance alone and the genre(s) they fall under.

Within Temptation



Genre: Symphonic...
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posted by prinelsa
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Sorry,I had to post that for my articolo to be allowed.
 Stare at one and the other will sposta
Stare at one and the other will move
 sposta your eyes around the image quickly o scroll this page up and down to see them go into motion.
Move your eyes around the image quickly or scroll this page up and down to see them go into motion.
 For best affect look at the bottom of the image
For best affect look at the bottom of the image
 Focus solely on the body and the rings will appear to sposta
Focus solely on the body and the rings will appear to move
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