This is da far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...
domande ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic domande being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some risposte that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can te send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi spiaggia on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much birra you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some giorno trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin o Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a anno and a half fa to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can te send me a lista of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do te have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do te celebrate Natale in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when te get here.)
Q: Can te give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is latte available all anno round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and te should be about right)
Q: I have a domanda about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of orso and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where te can make Amore outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
domande ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic domande being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some risposte that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can te send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi spiaggia on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much birra you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some giorno trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin o Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a anno and a half fa to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can te send me a lista of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do te have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do te celebrate Natale in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when te get here.)
Q: Can te give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is latte available all anno round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and te should be about right)
Q: I have a domanda about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of orso and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where te can make Amore outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in cerca of you
Looking for the cuore now
Have te heard the news
maybe te ha rubato, stola it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in cerca of you
Looking for he cuore now
Have te heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find te soon
*hums*
link
The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of te know it as the only song i know da cuore from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge ragno i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!