60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as te are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let te see us cry, unless we want te to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if te are interested. But we will later deny it o make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot o sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for te (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if te don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but te know...I think I like te in jeans better'

7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other o get consigli on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught da ourselves with te because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves

8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else

9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until te prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)

10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls

11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having te mostra us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot culo girlfriend! Aren't te jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl

12) Nicknames like "Babe, o darling" are sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess o Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking te are calling them to innocent o incapable of taking care of themselves.

13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just Amore to be called

14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell te that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" o "I Amore you". If te think they like you, there is a good chance they do.

15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up te in the hall and asks "Do te like Ashley?"

più often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask te because she is to shy to ask te herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now te are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at te in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if te already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that te like Ashley. Take a chance.

16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.

17) Girls Amore to feel special, even though they might not mostra it

18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless te tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if te are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...

19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.

20) Girls Amore it when a guy pulls them close da the waist

21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how

22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be mostrare too much

23) A baciare on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON

24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration

25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever

26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.

27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't mostra it.

28) When a girl is upset and wants te to listen, she wants te to listen. She doesn't need te to fix it o tell her how to. She just wants te to listen.

29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if te pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And più likely than not, it will endear them to te più than anything else.

30) Girls Amore it when guys say their name

31) Girls Amore confidence

32) When a girl cooks for you, te know te mean a lot to her

33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony

34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to te as much as te enjoy listening.

35) Saying something sweet might get te off the hook; doing something sweet will always get te off the hook.

36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.

37) No matter what te say, your ex-girlfriend is a zappa to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.

38) We are self-conscious da nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if te think it is cool to burp, fart, o emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell te it is.

40) As far as te are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless te make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when te wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think te should wear that più often"

41) Whatever te do, don't just mostra up at our house unexpected o at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like te do. And no matter how much te would like to see that, we will likely never talk to te again

42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and te will be dirt.

43) We want te to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your culo at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want te to be too obvious.

44) We enjoy being kissed da te in front of your friends. It makes us feel like te care a lot about us.

45) te don't have PMS; so don't act like te know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me te never will.

46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing

47) We don't want te to say te Amore us if te don't mean it

48) We Amore it when te make eye contact with us while we talk.

49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)

50) If te ask a girl out directly, più likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know te better and get to like te even more.

51) Most girls Amore it when guys ask them for advice.

52) Girls like it when te tell us what te are thinking, even if te don't understand it yourself

53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When te have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, te have a lot più responsibility, privilege and control than te would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be Lost in a nanosecond

54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. te don't have to hang on our every word o give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If te don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, o worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.

55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit te far più to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does

56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then te do te earn us. We not some trophy te can earn,put on a shelf and admire. te have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)

57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!

58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.

59)The woman in your life needs to hear how te feel about her, and often. Tell her now

60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.