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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary Friends that te talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

14. Try to swim in the floor...

15. Tap on their door all night...

16.Pretend to have amnesia...

17.Say everything backwards...

18.Give yourself a swirly...

19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...

20.Sing at the superiore, in alto of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...

21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

22.Snort loudly when te laugh and then laugh harder...

23.Run in circles...

24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...

25.Pretend to beat yourself up...

26.Chase/bark at the mail man...

27.Wear your pants on your head and your camicia on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...

28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...

29.Super glue your finger up your nose...

30.Talk to a pen...

31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...

32.Try and climb the wall...

33.Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...

34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...

35. Turn the tv on to a station te don't get, watch the static and say you're looking for the pattern...

36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...

37.Eat your hair...

38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...

39.Eat anything obviously not edible...

40.Say your pet is mocking te and chase it around the house...

41.When te doccia o bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...

42.Try to boccaglio, presa d'aria in your pesce tank..
Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, o why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and te think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, te SICK, SICK PEOPLE.

te have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, o what they are, o even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, o because te think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.

Thank you.




"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."

^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
Chinese Horiscopes (freakishly correct) Good Luck!

Don’t cheat o it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak te out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that te actually know.

3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.

4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
May the dreams of your past be the reality of your future.

Today isn't just another day. Today, I'll create something beautiful.

Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Until te spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far te can fly.

Heal the past, live the present, and dream the future.

Sometimes te have to stop thinking so much and go where your cuore takes you.

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

Life is like riding a bicycle; to keep balance, te must keep moving.

Do not let what te cannot do interfere with what te can do.

The best dreams happen when...
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 DONT be anything like dudelol17 o BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
Ways To Annoy People

1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. segnala everything and commento 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say te hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' o 'You're so annoying' o 'No' on a bacheca post. (Just be rude)

WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
posted by hetaliaitaly
Allen Walker
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
Shikamaru Nara Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are più but i cant be stuffed naming them um commento if i have missed any male Anime dudes te like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
posted by MsMindlessAztec
1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when te tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. cancella any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. te need to listen to us
6. if te going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i Amore you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if te get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing...
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I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if te do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.

Enjoy!

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6 Ways On How To Deal With squalo Attacks:

1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
More than 99% of squalo attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if te are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.

2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there...
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posted by mehere
Im sorry if te dont like me Im sorry if te think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck

Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who te are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.

I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change o be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.

If te don't like my words, don't listen. If te don't like my appearance, don't look. If te don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.

Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. te think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Note; This song is based off of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic's very own Pinkie Pie's song, 'Giggle at the Ghostie'.

Come on, Fanpop, don't te see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, te gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
segnala the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave te alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!

Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of fanpop and ze internetz. :3
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat o drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why te have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail te out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting successivo to te sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!

FRIENDS: Have never seen te cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else te cried...just laugh about it with te in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks te to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has te on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:...
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1. Every giorno at school is the same
2. te never know if your braids look digusting o not
3. te are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. te would like to think that people notice o even think about te but te are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows o cares about
5. te worry people will write nasty commenti on your fanpop articolo that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all te do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When te only really have like 3 Friends at school and 2 of them...
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This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the China Earthquake.
After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting da an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.

With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the bacheca to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman...
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1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.

2) Every five minuti yell "The aliens are coming!"

3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time te see it.

4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)

5) Announce that te are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.

6) Call your house number and announce that te are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure te dont get a wrong number!!

7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.

8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."

9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
posted by MJlover101
-New York City has 11 letters.

-Afghanistan has 11 letters.

-Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

-George W cespuglio, bush has 11 letters.

-The Twin Towers make an "11",

-New York is the 11th state.

-The first plane that crashed into the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

-Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. (9+2=11)

-Flight 77 which also hit the Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers. (6+5=11)

-The tradegy was September 11, o 9/11. (9+1+1=11)

-The total number of victims inside the planes was 254. (2+4+5=11)

-September 11 is the 254th giorno of the year....
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Note:I wrote that only for fun! i don't even believe if the world is going to end in 2012 cause God only knows when! so don't put stupid commenti please!


-How to Survive:

1-Make sure that you've got a back pack full of Cibo and drink

2-Build a room under the ground make sure,that it's ready to use.

3-Sell your Home

4-If your mum o dad is a Doctor ask him/her to teach te some stuff about nursing

5-go to the room te built under the ground and put some Cibo and drinks there!

6-When the giorno comes! go to the room te built under the ground at 4:00 am before the sun comes!


How to get Ready:(2 Days before...
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posted by animefreak21
do this stuff if u dare but it would be funny 2 c
something like this happen i also made this up myself

1. start caramelldansen in the middle of the store

2. go up 2 a random person and hand them a paper
that says death on it when u hand it 2 them say
wakarimasen (i don't understand) in a really weird
voice then run away

3. sing a really annoying song at the superiore, in alto of your lungs repeatedly

4. follow random people all over the store o where ever they go except the bathroom (that would just be
creepy)

5. say there u r i was looking all over 4 u and glomp (hug some 1 really tight) a random person

6. go up...
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posted by Ninjacupcake
Hate is everywhere. It can be because of race, gender o if someone is gay/lesbian/bi. Sadly, a lot of us have to live with it. What I want to speak about are the hatings of people with different sexual orientations.

Most of te have heard Born This Way da Lady Gaga. I want to say that everyone IS beautiful in their way cause God makes no mistakes. Even though I'm straight, that does NOT mean that I hate others. I Amore everyone. It makes me mad, but also sad, because that's a human being te are hating. They have red blood when they bleed, need Cibo when they are hungry, and DANG, their poop...
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posted by iluvsmj
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do te want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take te out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call te sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give te a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why te are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are te going through now?

"I Amore you, too." = Okay, I detto it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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this is something that was in the news box on yahoo.



New term: mom-zilla. We know all about temporary bridal insanity, and the underreported groom version, but in some families, it’s the parents who are seized da irrational wedding meltdowns.

Last month, 60-year-old British florist and total mom-zilla, Carolyn Bourne attacked. After her stepson’s bride-to-be, Heidi Withers, was a guest in her house she had a thing o two to teach her before she entered the Bourne family.

So Bourne sent the 29-year-old a soul-crushing email. The subject line: “Your lack of manners.” The bullet points...
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1.You abuse our Amore te lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we Amore him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our Amore is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we Amore be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape o form.
6.Guys te should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with te (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly Amore we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When te (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.