te know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your preferito character from stella, star Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
te think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled da Beast becoming human.
te replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, o Minerva Mink.
te slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
te can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your preferito female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
te go to see 'Pocahontas' for the animals.
You've seen "Balto" so often te can recite the dialogue off da heart.
... and te think Jenna is sexy.
Furry image files consist of over half of your PC's hard-drive capacity.
te know what 'yiff' means.
The section te most frequent in the video store is the children's section.
te can identify which issue of 'Albedo' the first use of 'sociopolitical ramifications' was used.
te find any excuse to use "sociopolitical ramifications" in a sentence. (And other neat jargon like "psych bugs".)
te try to make a journey to a mystical place called 'ConFurence' each year.
te infiltrate your local SF convention committee, and persuade them to start a furry track/panel/room.
te know what FurryMUCK is.
... and te know the IP and port number da heart.
te have più than one character on FurryMUCK.
te really do buy 'Playboy' o 'Penthouse' for the articles.
te buy wildlife magazines and 'National Geographic' to get character ideas for your drawings.
te socialize with the pets rather than your relatives at a family gathering.
più than half your clothing has an animal motif.
You're disappointed when the "foxy babe" your friend talks about turns out to be a good looking human.
... and when te finally get introduced to her, te think how much better she would look with vulpine ears, thick red fur, and a bushy tail.
Insults such as "you weasel" o "son of a bitch" bring about wishful thinking.
te regularly visit the università at night, but only to hand-feed the possums (or MUCK, snarf off Avatar, run naked..)
Watching one particular furry film has dato te a life-long Amore of a particular animal species/breed.
You're intensely jealous of Pascall Fox, Mike Rabbitt, Simon Ferret, Possum Borne...
Your best Friends no longer remember your real name.
te know what "digitigrade" means.
... and te can spell it.
... but not "ankle".
Magazines and video with "Vixens" in the titolo that don't contain actual foxes are regarded da te as dealing in false advertising.
te wish when a human pops up in a furry cartoon that he'd go away.
te become indignant at TV Medical reporters who describe harelips as disfiguring.
te name a useful program, computer, network o ISP after favourite animals.
Two-thirds of your browser bookmark file points to furry artist and story sites.
Your computer backdrop/wallpaper is always a furry picture.
... and so is your screensaver.
... and your workmates/family no longer commento on it.
Someone says "Oooh, what a piece of tail!", and te spend several confused secondi looking for it.
te spend più time on FurryMUCK than off it.
te dream of romantic interludes with comic o cartoon furries.
... and after a while it gets even more... errr... intimate ;)
te dream that famous furry artists come to live in your neighbourhood.
te take your furry portafoglio, portfolio to job interviews that have NOTHING to do with cartooning, animation, o comics...
Your preferito Robin cappuccio film was made da Disney and did not stella, star Kevin Costner.
The absolute worst thing te can say about any animated production is "too many damn humans."
te send in drawings of furries to your art tutor for your 'life studies' class.
te read 'Genus' in public places.
... and see nothing wrong with it.
The 'FoxPro' icona in Windows is used for ALL your Windows computer programs.
te intently watch the exchange rate to figure out how many più cool foreign prints, 'zines etc te can buy for your lousy Australian/New Zealand/ Canadian/<insert country of origin> currency.
te remember what Avatar actually was.
te immediately begin to experience withdrawal syndromes when te preferito furry art archive goes down for moving, restructuring, security holes, etc.
te change your Internet provider so te can better access FurryMUCK.
te don't mind what te get reincarnated as, "as long as I can be drawn da Terrie Smith".
te wonder, when people in horror films are transformed into licantropi o animals, why they always think of it as a bad thing...
te consider volunteering for genetic engineering experiments just so te can become your preferito furry species.
Your pets are named after characters in Albedo, Xanadu o other furry comics.
te want to name your cat "Omaha".
te catch yourself saying "@wheeeee."
te change your name to Wolf, Fox, o Otter.
te watch the X-Files just because Mulder's first name is Fox.
te can remember when alt.fan.furry contained più discussions than flames.
te 'yiff' in a movie theatre (or other public place).
te ALWAYS use the werewolf character while playing either Killer Instinct o Darkstalkers.
te seriously consider what would happen if a furry-portrait of yourself had gone into your high-school yearbook.
te mentally choose appropriate species for your workmates.
te keep looking for the bigger, better morphing computer program, just so te can morph your face with that of a critter.
te occasionally try to walk digitigrade, just to see what it's like.
te keep wondering why Darth Vader in "Star Wars" sounds so much like Mufasa from "The Lion King".
te have più plushies than the local toyshops.
te post to alt.fan.furry on a regular basis.
... in third person, as your character on FurryMUCK.
te start to think of racial issues as analogies of furry problems, rather than the other way around.
te try to imagine "Prince of Thieves" o any other movie with foxes and the like.
Artistic 'life studies' classes always mean a trip to the local zoo o wildlife park instead of drawing a nude human model.
te drink beers for their names and the animal pictures on their labels.
te watch reruns of M*A*S*H, and think that Hawkeye always calling Frank Burns "ferret face" was meant as a term of endearment, rather than an insult.
te think the Bennigan's restaurant slogan "Food and fun for humans" might be grounds for a discrimination lawsuit.
te actually look inoltrare, avanti to foxes o raccoons raiding your garbage.
The Kathy Ireland poster in your dorm room is taken down and replaced da a REALLY BIG furry wearing a swimsuit.
te lobby actively to change your school's nickname to an animal name.
... and if that doesn't work, te change schools instead.
te pick up a copy of Fur-Fish-Game, expecting to see a catalog of furry MU*s, but are cruelly surprised.
recitazione on sacred and divine rules of morality and righteous indignation, te replace all the copies of Field and Stream on the rack in the waiting room with InFurNation.
te have at least one video copy of Animalympics, The Lion King, Meet the Feebles, Fritz The Cat, Balto and/or The Secret of Nimh.
... and foreign language dubs of at least one of the above.
... and at least one furry tape that is a different video standard to the one used in your country.
... and te buy a multi-standard VCR just to play it.
te have unclean thoughts about Fifi LaFlume.
te think "Gadget Goes Hawaiian" ranks right up there with "Apollo 13".
te rate sports teams (Rugby League, etc) da their animal mascot rather than their playing ability.
te eat breakfast cereals just for the animali on the box.
te discontinue treatment for baldness, and start thinking te have mange instead.
te carry animal plush toys with te on business trips, and mostra them to the flight attendants and hotel receptionists.
... and they start asking after them whenever they see te in the lobby.
te boycott the magazine "Loaded" on general principles after that articolo on Confurence.
te have animal plush toys at your workstation in your office - and refer to them da name.
Your interest in Egyptian mythology stems from a fascination with animal-headed gods like Anibus and Sekhmet.
te read the Journal of Medicine in hopes they'll approve pelliccia grafts.
... o prosthetic tails.
te spend più money on buying animal soft toys on trips than buying duty-free.
... and te buy passports for each of them.
... and te try to get the passports for your animal soft toys stamped da Immigration on overseas trips.
te think the use of the term "coyote ugly" is derogatory - for coyotes.
te get sensory feedback from body parts that te don't have.
te refer to the humans from a third person/species point of view.
te made your own 'You might be a Furry if...' list.
te are digitigrade più than half of the time.
... and don't realize it.
te turn around whenever te close a door so that te don't get your tail caught.
te are upset that video game systems offer so few animal characters.
te grow your own winter coat.
te have been banned from the vets until te get a pet.
The police keep your bite marks as well as fingerprints on file.
te call your letto a nest.
... and it looks like one.
te call little ones cubs, pups, hatchlings, etc...
te worry that if te bite someone te will have to be put down.
You've ever barked at a passing car.
You've tried to make an appointment with a "Dr. Moreau".
You've grown and sharpened your nails into claws.
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your preferito character from stella, star Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
te think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled da Beast becoming human.
te replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, o Minerva Mink.
te slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
te can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your preferito female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
te go to see 'Pocahontas' for the animals.
You've seen "Balto" so often te can recite the dialogue off da heart.
... and te think Jenna is sexy.
Furry image files consist of over half of your PC's hard-drive capacity.
te know what 'yiff' means.
The section te most frequent in the video store is the children's section.
te can identify which issue of 'Albedo' the first use of 'sociopolitical ramifications' was used.
te find any excuse to use "sociopolitical ramifications" in a sentence. (And other neat jargon like "psych bugs".)
te try to make a journey to a mystical place called 'ConFurence' each year.
te infiltrate your local SF convention committee, and persuade them to start a furry track/panel/room.
te know what FurryMUCK is.
... and te know the IP and port number da heart.
te have più than one character on FurryMUCK.
te really do buy 'Playboy' o 'Penthouse' for the articles.
te buy wildlife magazines and 'National Geographic' to get character ideas for your drawings.
te socialize with the pets rather than your relatives at a family gathering.
più than half your clothing has an animal motif.
You're disappointed when the "foxy babe" your friend talks about turns out to be a good looking human.
... and when te finally get introduced to her, te think how much better she would look with vulpine ears, thick red fur, and a bushy tail.
Insults such as "you weasel" o "son of a bitch" bring about wishful thinking.
te regularly visit the università at night, but only to hand-feed the possums (or MUCK, snarf off Avatar, run naked..)
Watching one particular furry film has dato te a life-long Amore of a particular animal species/breed.
You're intensely jealous of Pascall Fox, Mike Rabbitt, Simon Ferret, Possum Borne...
Your best Friends no longer remember your real name.
te know what "digitigrade" means.
... and te can spell it.
... but not "ankle".
Magazines and video with "Vixens" in the titolo that don't contain actual foxes are regarded da te as dealing in false advertising.
te wish when a human pops up in a furry cartoon that he'd go away.
te become indignant at TV Medical reporters who describe harelips as disfiguring.
te name a useful program, computer, network o ISP after favourite animals.
Two-thirds of your browser bookmark file points to furry artist and story sites.
Your computer backdrop/wallpaper is always a furry picture.
... and so is your screensaver.
... and your workmates/family no longer commento on it.
Someone says "Oooh, what a piece of tail!", and te spend several confused secondi looking for it.
te spend più time on FurryMUCK than off it.
te dream of romantic interludes with comic o cartoon furries.
... and after a while it gets even more... errr... intimate ;)
te dream that famous furry artists come to live in your neighbourhood.
te take your furry portafoglio, portfolio to job interviews that have NOTHING to do with cartooning, animation, o comics...
Your preferito Robin cappuccio film was made da Disney and did not stella, star Kevin Costner.
The absolute worst thing te can say about any animated production is "too many damn humans."
te send in drawings of furries to your art tutor for your 'life studies' class.
te read 'Genus' in public places.
... and see nothing wrong with it.
The 'FoxPro' icona in Windows is used for ALL your Windows computer programs.
te intently watch the exchange rate to figure out how many più cool foreign prints, 'zines etc te can buy for your lousy Australian/New Zealand/ Canadian/<insert country of origin> currency.
te remember what Avatar actually was.
te immediately begin to experience withdrawal syndromes when te preferito furry art archive goes down for moving, restructuring, security holes, etc.
te change your Internet provider so te can better access FurryMUCK.
te don't mind what te get reincarnated as, "as long as I can be drawn da Terrie Smith".
te wonder, when people in horror films are transformed into licantropi o animals, why they always think of it as a bad thing...
te consider volunteering for genetic engineering experiments just so te can become your preferito furry species.
Your pets are named after characters in Albedo, Xanadu o other furry comics.
te want to name your cat "Omaha".
te catch yourself saying "@wheeeee."
te change your name to Wolf, Fox, o Otter.
te watch the X-Files just because Mulder's first name is Fox.
te can remember when alt.fan.furry contained più discussions than flames.
te 'yiff' in a movie theatre (or other public place).
te ALWAYS use the werewolf character while playing either Killer Instinct o Darkstalkers.
te seriously consider what would happen if a furry-portrait of yourself had gone into your high-school yearbook.
te mentally choose appropriate species for your workmates.
te keep looking for the bigger, better morphing computer program, just so te can morph your face with that of a critter.
te occasionally try to walk digitigrade, just to see what it's like.
te keep wondering why Darth Vader in "Star Wars" sounds so much like Mufasa from "The Lion King".
te have più plushies than the local toyshops.
te post to alt.fan.furry on a regular basis.
... in third person, as your character on FurryMUCK.
te start to think of racial issues as analogies of furry problems, rather than the other way around.
te try to imagine "Prince of Thieves" o any other movie with foxes and the like.
Artistic 'life studies' classes always mean a trip to the local zoo o wildlife park instead of drawing a nude human model.
te drink beers for their names and the animal pictures on their labels.
te watch reruns of M*A*S*H, and think that Hawkeye always calling Frank Burns "ferret face" was meant as a term of endearment, rather than an insult.
te think the Bennigan's restaurant slogan "Food and fun for humans" might be grounds for a discrimination lawsuit.
te actually look inoltrare, avanti to foxes o raccoons raiding your garbage.
The Kathy Ireland poster in your dorm room is taken down and replaced da a REALLY BIG furry wearing a swimsuit.
te lobby actively to change your school's nickname to an animal name.
... and if that doesn't work, te change schools instead.
te pick up a copy of Fur-Fish-Game, expecting to see a catalog of furry MU*s, but are cruelly surprised.
recitazione on sacred and divine rules of morality and righteous indignation, te replace all the copies of Field and Stream on the rack in the waiting room with InFurNation.
te have at least one video copy of Animalympics, The Lion King, Meet the Feebles, Fritz The Cat, Balto and/or The Secret of Nimh.
... and foreign language dubs of at least one of the above.
... and at least one furry tape that is a different video standard to the one used in your country.
... and te buy a multi-standard VCR just to play it.
te have unclean thoughts about Fifi LaFlume.
te think "Gadget Goes Hawaiian" ranks right up there with "Apollo 13".
te rate sports teams (Rugby League, etc) da their animal mascot rather than their playing ability.
te eat breakfast cereals just for the animali on the box.
te discontinue treatment for baldness, and start thinking te have mange instead.
te carry animal plush toys with te on business trips, and mostra them to the flight attendants and hotel receptionists.
... and they start asking after them whenever they see te in the lobby.
te boycott the magazine "Loaded" on general principles after that articolo on Confurence.
te have animal plush toys at your workstation in your office - and refer to them da name.
Your interest in Egyptian mythology stems from a fascination with animal-headed gods like Anibus and Sekhmet.
te read the Journal of Medicine in hopes they'll approve pelliccia grafts.
... o prosthetic tails.
te spend più money on buying animal soft toys on trips than buying duty-free.
... and te buy passports for each of them.
... and te try to get the passports for your animal soft toys stamped da Immigration on overseas trips.
te think the use of the term "coyote ugly" is derogatory - for coyotes.
te get sensory feedback from body parts that te don't have.
te refer to the humans from a third person/species point of view.
te made your own 'You might be a Furry if...' list.
te are digitigrade più than half of the time.
... and don't realize it.
te turn around whenever te close a door so that te don't get your tail caught.
te are upset that video game systems offer so few animal characters.
te grow your own winter coat.
te have been banned from the vets until te get a pet.
The police keep your bite marks as well as fingerprints on file.
te call your letto a nest.
... and it looks like one.
te call little ones cubs, pups, hatchlings, etc...
te worry that if te bite someone te will have to be put down.
You've ever barked at a passing car.
You've tried to make an appointment with a "Dr. Moreau".
You've grown and sharpened your nails into claws.
