random Article: 7 Things To Do At A Restraunt

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posted by wolfgirl985

1. Grab your spoon and put Cibo on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water o soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every tavolo and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When te take a drink of your water o soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When te got your dessert (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives te a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!

deathding, iluvinvaderzim and 21 others like this

dodo_isgreetfan lol i enjoyed

wolfgirl985 Thanks :D

Tayloraddict-1 LOLZ i will try it XD

Tayloraddict-1 Brd

iluvyajustin nice 2 kno...ill remember tat.

princegirl13 lol

Pretend-Rose Immature.

larouxbestfan stupid but funny!

silverlocket I love this type of thing....It make me laugh!

wolfgirl985 Yea i just wrote this article so that people can have something to laugh about. i didnt write this to persuade u guys to do that well like i have said I hope u enjoyed this article!

Tayloraddict-1 @ #6 but i wanna eat my dessert XD

wolfgirl985 Whoa! 13 people are a fan of this article?! Thanks so much

RandomOne i did number 3 before. but i think they found out pretty quickly who did it. THAT is what i get for laughing in a formal resterunt

wolfgirl985 @RandomOne lol how funny! :P

KATIE4DAMON I love this sort of article , very well written . Really cool . I could probably get my 10 yr old brother to do these .....

iluvinvaderzim tee hee

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Instructions For Giving Your Cat A Pill :D !!!

posted by wild-bby

1) Pick up cat and culla it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. culla in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....

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Schoolstuck: chapter 4

posted by canal

(Sollux’s POV)

I woke up to Mituna Scrivere around like a child in hell. “Mituna” I moaned shaking him. Nothing worked no matter how many times I shouted his name o how hard I shook him. I just sighed and turned on the light. He sat upright in letto breathing deeply. Sure that wakes him up. “I’th time to go to thcool” I detto pulling off my pj shirt. “-god” I heard Mituna mutter under his breath. “What?” I asked with a raised eyebrow. “Nothing!” He detto rather loudly. I shook my head and finished getting dressed. “Tholluxth, can I thtay home today?” He asked wrapped...

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My life... Chapter 2(Teen Fiction)

posted by nivi20997

Rachel’s POV:
I’m sure they are aiming at me. But, for what? There must be some idiotic reason.
“Hey NERD!!” Brittany came towards me yelling.
“Hi, Brittany” I detto lifeless.
“Call me Queen of the anno Brittany” she growled.
“Hi, Queen of the year” I mumbled.
I wished if the conversation with her would end.
Perfect silence for some time.
They all sat in the tavolo in which I was sitting.
“You aren’t beautiful. May I make te so???” Jack detto with an evil smile plastered on his face.
“N-no” I made my voice to come out.
Before I could complete my sentence, he poured the coke...

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My life... Chapter 1(Teen Fiction)

posted by nivi20997

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And oh yeah, I Amore Science and even my Science teacher, Miss Marie Fiest. She is really an awesome teacher. Okay, I think the word “BRAINY” would describe her best.
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The fiore booms twice

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Here I stand Lost in this restricting world
The unloved dark lord and lady, I am
I am the truth twister, BEWARE MY WORDS
I'm the black pecora, pecore of the clan

Here I am, within your reach
Take what te want, practice what te preach
I don't need your disapproving gaze
To know my strength, this isn't a faze

Is my gender a crime?
Insulted and judged throughout time
Where did te go wrong? The moment te cast me out

Religion putting te down? So what.
The fiore WILL bloom twice
Fear not my mind, fear not my strength, for man shall conquer all
FEAR MY MIND! FEAR MY STRENGTH!
I WILL DEFEND, I WILL DESTROY, I WILL BLOOM ONCE MORE.