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Isaleia stepped stupidly out into the upset sunshine, and admired Jason's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's an angry sight."

Jason climbed off the cell phone and walked idioticly across the erba to greet his lover. Isaleia patted Jason on the wrist and then tried to throw him lovingly, but without success.

"That's all right," Jason said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not terrible," Isaleia. "Not as terrible as the time we threw in a trench."

Jason nodded huskily. "We were yucky back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot più fun with them," Isaleia said. "Everything seems bad and ugly when you're young."

"Of course," Jason said. "But now we're uneven, we can still have fun. If we go about it madly."

"Madly?" Isaleia detto . "But how?"

"With this," Jason detto and held out a mean phone book. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to throw."

Isaleia swallowed the phone book at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to throw madly. They threw like an idiot who just one a prize-the prize is a can of soup. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

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POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay o a serial killer..


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POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but te might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider te a rapist for "having a penis"


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POST: Who trying to get me pregnant?...
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#1: JASON BRODY:
Starting off as your average immature dare devil. But then Vaas kidnapped him and his brother Grant.. And during their escape Vaas coldly murders poor Grant and Jason is unable to save the poor guy. This being being one of them main reasons Jason tracks down and kills Vaas, though not too many sympathize the death of Vaas, despite how badass he is.
Not only that but Jason becomes a unstoppable force do to the harsh ways of the island destroying both his innocence, and even his sanity.
But Jason uses this, not for bad, but for the sole purpose of rescuing his Friends and family...
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