A/N: I Amore copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic lista I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. da the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...
1.98 percent of teenagers do o has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.
2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when te don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If te are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! A/N: That's me all the way!
3.If te have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
4.If te have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
5.If te have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
6.If te have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
7.If te have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
8.If te have ever pushed on a door that detto pull o vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
9.If te have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of te because of its effects copy ad paste this into your profile. A/N: Oh yes.
10.If te o your best friend is insane, copy and past this into your profile. A/N: How about both?
11.If te know someone who should be run over da a bus, copy and past this to your profile. A/N:
Nick, Jacob, Zack, Nick, Luke S., Max, Nick, practically the rest of the boys in my class (except Iain. He's okay)...oh, and did I mention Nick?
12.If te have embarrassing memories that make te want to schiaffo, smack yourself/ someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.
13.If te believe rap & hip hop can give te ear cancer, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: I can't believe some people actually LISTEN to that stuff :P
14. 95% of all teens would panic if they saw Edward Cullen/Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus/other on superiore, in alto of a grattacielo about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profilo if te are one of the 5% that would grab some popcorn, drag over a chair, and shout: "DO A FLIP!" A/N: I'd take binoculars. And a camera. A video camera.
15.If te sigh at the fact that because your profilo is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile. A/N: Just LOOK at it. I don't think ANYONE could read this without going insane.
16.If te read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: All the time.
17.If you've ever tripped over an articolo of clothing te were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: più than once. Stupid pants...
18.If te have ever walked into a glass door thinking it was open, copy and paste this into your profile.
19.If te have ever started humming a song that te have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile. A/N: Usually it goes something like this:
Me: Hmm, hmm, hummm
My sister/brother/someone else:What are te humming?
Me:I have no idea.
My sister/brother/someone else:*strange look*
20.If te think being unique is più fresco, dispositivo di raffreddamento than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile. A/N: Being cool is definitely less cool.
21.If te have ever copy-and-pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile! A/N: Well, that's for sure!
22.If te have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile.
23.If te have ever forgotten what te are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile.
24.Admitting te are weird means te are normal! Saying that te are normal is odd! If te admit that te are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
25.There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when te argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If te agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.
26.If te have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
27.If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
28.If at one time te misspelled o forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
29.If te have ever seen a movie o mostra o read a book so many times that te can quote it word for word, and te do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
30.If te ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
31.If te and your Friends have a nickname, title, o anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
32.If you've ever wondered what te are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
33.A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and fights the urge to slap those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.A/N: Same thing with then/than, probably even più so. In case te hadn't noticed, I'm a HUGE spelling/grammar fan. I often correct people just because I can't help it.
34..eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI .tnemilpmoc eht rof sknahT :N/A
35.If te actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. A/N: Sometimes. Depends on how interesting it is.
36.If te are listening to Musica right now, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: A certain Russian rock band called Nautilus Pompilius. Amore Nau forever!
37.If te agree that te have a problem when te start actually replying to yourself like there are two people in the room then copy and paste this in your profile.
38.If te have ever zoned out for più than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
39.If te have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
40.If te Amore reading, copy this into your profile. A/N: Oh HELL yes.
41.If te think that animal abusers are jerks, copy this onto your profile.
42.If te have ever been asked several times if te have escaped from a mental hospital, copy this onto your profile.
43.Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and te can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter da istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If te could read that put it in your profile. A/N: Yaeh, but slipenlg's slitl iptnramott! *ptous*
44.If te have Musica in your soul, post this in your profile.
45.If te have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
46.If you've been on the computer for hours on end, Leggere numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. A/N: It started with Primeval ones, then Doctor Who ones, the Sherlock ones, then SJA ones... and so on.
47.If you're one of those people who get excited when te have just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: One review can make me smile as much as a hundred.
49.If Fanfiction to te is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. A/N: What's MySpace again? :\
50.If te should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile. A/N: Umm... maybe...
51.If te probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
A/N: Totally me.
52.If te wished te could either own o stella, star in primeval copy and paste this onto your profile. A/N: My lifelong dream. Well, almost lifelong.
53.I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, o doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back o to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, o talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone o regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the fiori and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who has a comeback for whatever te say to her, who loves Leggere and Scrivere and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Primeval/ Doctor Who, o anything else sci-fi, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if te are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
~ PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net), Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, Kathryn Hart, My8thUsername
A/N: Even più me. I hate dances and soc hops, prefer to read, don't have a cellphone, don't WANT a cellphone, have only a vague idea of what MySpace, Face Book, o Twitter is, don't really care, Amore rain, hate snow, and am weird and proud of it. And I Amore it.
54.If te have ever forgotten what te were going to say, right before te say it, copy this into your profile.
55.93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
56.If you've ever wished te could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
57.I am a Primevalian. We are rare and close to extinction but are slowly spreading into the hearts of civilians. If te are a Primevalian - copy and paste this to your profile. A/N: Me me me. Whoever hasn't seen this series, I feel very sorry for you.
58.If te have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste this into your profile
59.If te have ever detto something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
60.If te are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random o anything similar, copy this into your profile. A/N: Umm...all of the above. And happy.
61.If te ever felt like killing someone (or più than one person) because they wouldn't leave te alone when te told them not to distract te because te were busy copy this into your profile. A/N: See #11. Oh, and Nick.
62.If te Amore rain, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: As I detto before, Amore rain, hate snow.
63.If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: This one applies to me. Yes, Keyboard, I mean you!
64.If te have ever burned any sort of Cibo in the microwave, oven, toaster, o on the stove, copy this into your profile. A/N: I burn crostini, pane tostato all the time. And other stuff, too.
65.If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable", copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: I do not wear jeans. Yes, I did just say what te thought I said. Argue all te want, JEANS ARE NOT COMFORTABLE.
66.If te ever caught your stove on fuoco copy and paste this to your profile. A/N: Not yet, but I wouldn't be too surprised.
67.If te have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile. A/N: Happens all the time, especially during sleepovers.
68.If te think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: I'm a girl, and I sometimes wear pink, but just as often as any other color. It's not like I'm obsessed with it. Oh, and I used to know a guy whose preferito color was pink. And, before te ask, no, he wasn't bullied, o called a girl, o anything like that. In fact, he was actually kinda popular.
69.If you're still Leggere this profile, te ROCK! mostra the world I approve and put this on your profile. A/N: If you're still Leggere this, then congratulations, you've read 69 already. And I'm nowhere NEAR done.
70.If te have ever wondered why te exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile.
71.If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this into your profile. A/N: #63 and more.
72.If te have ever gotten temporary memory loss and then suddenly remember at a total random moment, copy this into your profile.
73.If te have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that te don't remember why te were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
74.If te have ever snorted whilst laughing copy and paste this to your profile. A/N: So many times...*chokes on laughter as she remembers the time she snorted mela, apple succo, succo di frutta out of her nose in the middle of a conversation*
75.If te are so obsessed with Doctor Who that te can't wait to be abducted da an alien copy and paste this to your profile. A/N: I'm più of a Primeval fan (way more), but that would be awesome. I'm looking inoltrare, avanti to accidentally falling through an Anomaly into the middle of the ARC and into Connors arms more, though. *Sigh* We can all dream, can't we?
76.(^(oo)^) This is pig. Copy and paste pig onto your page so people can be jealous of your pig.
77.I'm a googlewhacker. If you're a googlewhacker, copy and paste this into your profile.
78.Heck, copy and paste this into your profilo if te even know what a "googlewhacker" IS.
79."I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profilo if te never even knew sexy was gone.
80.If people think te are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
81.If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
82.If te are obsessed with any band copy this into your profile.A/N: Mostly Beware of Safety, but I Amore Al Stewart, kinda-sorta ELO and the Beatles (who DOESN'T Amore them?) and a whole bunch of Russian bands, namely Nautilus Pompilius (mentioned above...waaaay above), Kino (Russian for film o cinema. Yes, there is a rock band called "film"), Aquarium, and lots more.
83.If te think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Well, it's not like there's anyone who thinks it rocks, now is there?
84.Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one giorno rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. A/N: Woo-Hoo! We ROCK!
85.I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. A/N: See #1. Hyperness=Awesomeness!
86.If te think te have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N:Hooray! I'm at 86! And I've still got at least another couple million that I intend to put up...
87.If te hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.
88.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popolare and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FrevrnvrLasts, The Dawn Is Breaking, I-tAUght-BeLLa-THosE-tRICks95, My8thUsername
89.If te have ever ran into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile.
90.If te haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. A/N: Well...I DID say that not all of theses apply to me...;)
91.Recent studies mostra that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. A/N: See #13. Rock ROCKS!...I Amore saying that...
92.If your profilo is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. A/N: I am now on 92.
93.I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profilo and let the world know te have nothing to do... A/N: Boredom is basically why I ever do anything. And why I'm Scrivere this.
94.Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If te still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! A/N: Pluto is the King. Long live the King! All hail King Pluto!
95.If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile.
96.If te have ever detto something and two secondi later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
97.If te would kill to have wings, post on profile.
98.If te have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: It's like were siblings that Amore each other, but can't help arguing from time to time.
100!If te are such a loser that te actually read all these 'If te ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile. A/N: Yes, that means YOU.
101.Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If te are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! A/N: Hey, look, it's me again!
102.If you've ever thought about something when te were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
103.If te can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Ugh. Just...ugh.
104.If te have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
105.If te ever get a random urge to start screaming at the superiore, in alto of your lungs copy and paste this onto your profile. A/N: Once I got the urge to climb on superiore, in alto of my scrivania, reception at school and do a somersault. o a handstand. o a cartwheel. I seriously thought about it, talking to my self in my head. I kept thinking: "What are they gonna do to me? Send me to the principal for doing gymnastics? Call my parents and say: 'Your daughter is currently dancing around on her scrivania, reception in the middle of math class'? Seriously?" It was very hard to stop myself. I barely managed to.
106.If te have ever turned around and questioned how te got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile. A/N: This always happens to me, especially when I'm thinking. I'd start thinking of something, then think: "Hey that reminds me of..." and start thinking about something else. After a couple of minutes, I'd stop, remember what I started thinking about in the first place, and go "Wow, I wonder how I got from blank to blank. They're completely different subjects!"
107.If te think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile. A/N: Serves those Martians right.
108.If te thought whoever invented Musica is completely AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: There are a lot of things in the world that I think about and go "Wow, whoever invented that is a GENIUS."
109.If te have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Yes, I'm più obsessed with something più that others (*coughPRIMEVALcough*) but that doesn't mean I don't like other stuff as well.
110.If te have ever wondered why the hell Canadians and Americans have to spell 'color'/’colour’ differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile. A/N: I'm Canadian, and I don't care about the color/colour thing, but I Amore the metric system WAY more. It's so simple and easy to add and subtract. It's all either times 10 o divided da 10, no 16s o 32s o whatever else there is.
111.If te enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile. A/N: This is like my hobby now. I've got 111 so far.
112.If te are so cool that te actually read through all of these (there's more! BWHAHAHAHA!!!), copy this into your profile. A/N: Thanks for the compliment.
113.If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Lots of times.
114.If that inanimate object now hates te più because te yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Yeah, well, I detto I was sorry. Geez, do te even LISTEN when people are apologizing to you?
115.If te actually read this whole thing add one of these things, and copy and paste this to your profile.
116.If you've ever scrolled through lists like these looking for something and then forgot what te were looking for, copy and paste this into your profile.
117.If te ever put something very special in a very special spot just so te could remember where it is and then forgot where te put it, copy and paste this into te profile. A/N: When I was very little, I had a very special rock that I put into a bag in a bag wrapped in cloth stuffed in a box in a box just so it would be safe. Then I Lost the box. Even now most of the shelves in my room have very confusing layouts of boxes in boxes in boxes. And it takes even me hours to find something. I should probably make a map so I don't get too Lost in one of my shelves...
118.If te ever put things in your mouth that shouldn't be there, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: This happens to me ALL THE TIME. It's a bad habit - whenever I'm on the computer, I need Cibo o I'll start chewing something I shouldn't be. We used to have these tiny metal scissors lying da the computer that I'd always stick into my mouth...Metal tastes good...I still suck things all the time. Right now, I'm chewing a plastic grape.
119.If te have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile. A/N: Oh, so many times...
120.I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minuto of it. If te are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. A/N: Me again.
Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come unisciti the dark side. (We have cookies.) A/N: COOKIES! OOH! WHEREWHEREWHERE? *Grabs armload of biscotti, cookie and shoves them in her mouth* Mmm...chocolate chip...
122.For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when te stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks te just what te find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when te have an ora long sob-fest, then start Canto and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is when te do o say a totally random thing, like "do te ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" o start having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when te enjoy making other people look at te like you're from another planet. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profilo and add something crazy.
123.If te have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person o not, copy and paste this into your profile.
124.If te have OOFS (Over-Obsessive Fangirl Syndrome) and are proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile. A/N: te do NOT want to be near me when I enter my DRF (Danger: Rabid Fangirl) stage. te seriously don't.
125.WARING! The successivo part is really sad. te will cry. I'm serious. te have been warned.
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I Amore the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your cuore beat
is my preferito lullaby.
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If te could see me
te could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
te know what Mommy?
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes te happy.
I always want te to be happy.
I don't like it when te cry.
te sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with te even though
te can't hear me.
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
te went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He detto that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't te want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One più cuore that was stopped.
Two più eyes that will never see.
Two più hands that will never touch.
Two più legs that will never run.
One più mouth that will never speak.
If te are against abortion, post this in your profile.
126.For people that hate stereotypes: If te think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones te are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fuoco screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth o emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN Amore WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. o crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST Amore fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and data only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe Gesù WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black Friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST Amore watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST Amore to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw Anime so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST Amore sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST Amore hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney o a posh accent, Amore tè and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like Yaoi o YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most popolare person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a albero hugging hippy
I have a fan CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice bambini and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG o MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I Amore YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, Anime and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I Amore marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am Friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
A/N: In case you're wondering, I did Russian and Canadian because I'm a Russian living in Canada.
127.If te hate those irritating mosquitoes giving te zanzara bites copy this in your profile.
128.If te have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
129.If te have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours Leggere stories that people who have no lives what so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and te are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile.
130.If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! A/N: See # 85. Which makes te see #1.
131.If te listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because te know they're there, put this in your profile.
132.If te have ever tried to run on water and nearly drowned yourself in the process, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: When I was little I watched "The Incredibles" for the first time...
133.If te have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Those "confirm password" thingies where te have to re-write your password when creating an account don't really work...
134.I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, o when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? latte is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! A/N: If two mouses are mice, and two louses are lice, then why aren't two houses hice? Why isn't "sea" spelt "c"? Why isn't "bee" spelt "b"? Why isn't "why" spelt "y"? I Amore cats...
135.If te have really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again? A/N: I have a really bad memory. I can hardly remember what I did last Thursday. ...What was I saying? ...yeah.
136.55 percent of people yawn after seeing someone yawn, in fact, Leggere about yawning will make some people yawn. If, after o while Leggere this, te yawned, copy and paste this in your profile. A/N: I didn't yawn. Maybe that was because I was chewing a plastic grape.
137.If te are insane, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Check.
138.If te like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D A/N:) ;) :D :O :/ :3 :P :l :I :t XD
139.If te have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a tavolo for no reason put this on your profile.
140.If te have ever want to scream to the world that te hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: *coughNICKcough*. And it's defiantly NOT the latter.
141.If te think that I think that te think that I think that te think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If te thinks' copy this to your profilo already! A/N: Well, you're lucky you're not on the Vogon Planet right now. You'd have one HELL of a headache. I think.
142.If te think that I'm making te think too much, copy this to your profile. A/N: If te thought that was confusing, te obviously haven't read The Lord of the Rings books.
Bilbo:I only know half of te half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of te half as well as te deserve.
TV Tropes has a whole conversation going on about what the hell it means.
143.If te have ever walked into a room then forgot what te were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. A/N: Once my best friend closed her locker and then remembered that she forgot something. So she opened her locker, remembered some other stuff she forgot, got it out and closed the locker. Then she remembered what she actually opened her locker for. We were almost late for class.
144.If te have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on te forgot what te were watching copy this into your profile.
145.If te have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but te sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
146.98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: And I repeat: WHAT THE HECK IS MYSPACE!?!
147.Just because we eat animali for Cibo doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If te are against pelliccia coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did te know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit! A/N: I have never owned a fur, skin, o anything anything, and never plan to. I prefer fake fur.
148.If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
149.If te spend multiple hours each giorno Leggere o Scrivere o a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. A/N: Yeperoo.
150!Put this in your profilo if te didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black pecora, pecore had the same tune, and were all composed da Mozart. A/N: I knew about the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle, but I never even HEARD Baa Baa Black Sheep. And I didn't know about Mozart.
151.If your profilo is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. A/N: 151...
152.Warning: the successivo part is sad. Very sad. I'm not kidding. te have been warned.
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If te care at all, paste this in your profile:
My name is May
I am but three
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
o else I'm locked up
All the giorno long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more
I finally get free
And I run for the door
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my Bones nearly broken
And my daddy continues
With più bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!," I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is May
And I am but three
Tonight my daddy
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
153.I hate pop-ups. If te hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. A/N: Especially when te click on a link and it goes:"You will be returned to the page once the ad ends." Makes me want to schiaffo, smack the computer.
154.If te absolutely and without a doubt HATE and DESPISE flamers (or think they're stupid, among other insulting things) copy and paste this to your profile!
155.A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl- Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy- No, this is fun...
Girl- No it's not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy- Then tell me te Amore me.
Girl- I Amore you, now slow down...
Guy- I Amore te too. Now, give me a big hug.
-She gave him a big hug-
Guy- Can te take off my casco and put it on; its bothering me?
In the newspaper the successivo giorno a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broken he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his casco on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If te would do the same for the person te Amore copy this in your profile.
156.If te want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
157.If your bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste into your profile. A/N: This. And anything else I've written.
158.EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If te embrace the weirdness, copy this into your profile. A/N: Aww, gimme big hug, Weirdness!
159.If te have met your near twin (in resemblance, personality, o both), copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Me and my best friend are a lot alike. Which is why we're friends.
160.You Know te Live In 2011 When You...
1.)You accidentally enter te password on a microwave.
2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your Friends is they don't have a screen name o my space.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.)As te read this lista te keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As te keep Leggere this lista te think about sending it to all your friends.
9.)And te were to busy to notice number 5 was missing.
10.) te scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
12.) Now te are laughing at yourself stupidly.
13.)Put this in your profilo if te fell for that, and te know te did!
161.If you're awesome, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: That one certainly applies. ;)
162.If te are a vampire werewolf hybrid, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Take that Twilight fans!
163.If you've ever detto a word, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: A word. There, now it works.
164.If te think sporks are cool, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Now if only they somehow made the handles into knives...
165.If te are in La-La land most of the time copy this onto your profile. A/N: See 39. They have good sundaes.
166.If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: See 63 and 98.
167.Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if te would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" A/N: See 55.
168.If te are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.
169.If te think Bella is an emotional basket case and deserves for Hermione to come in and kick her sorry ass, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: And then Abby will come in and kick BOTH their asses. Have te seen her ninja-kick in 2.04? In case te hadn't noticed, I don't like Twilight. Harry Potter's better, but still not the best.
170.If te are extremely obsessed with British boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile. A/N: Andrew-Lee Potts, Tommy Knight, David Tennant (even though his original accent is Scottish)...I could go on and on.
171.If your Friends are considering torturing te to stop te Canto an annoying song that te always get stuck in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile. A/N: This is Halloween, We are the Pigs, Marvin I Amore You, and lots more.
172.If your Friends are considering torturing te to stop te talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. A/N: CONNOR TEMPLE.
173.If te are in Amore with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. A/N: See above.
174.If te already have o can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile. A/N: THE WORD THE WORD THE WORD.
175. If te ever fallen asleep at the computer only to wake up and see untold pages of one lone letter on a word document because your head was on the keyboard, copy and paste this into te profile. A/N: Yep...
176.If te ever thought te could fly and jumped of the bed, copy this onto your profile.
177.If te have ever forgotten your o your families/friends name while introducing people, copy this to your profile.
178.If you're smart and proud of it, insert this in your profile. A/N: I'm a strait-A person. And so's my best friend.
179.If you've walked into the classroom te had the anno before da accident and stood there looking around, wondering why all these midgets are in it, copy this into your profile.
180.If te can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.
181.If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
182.If there are times when te want - and proceed - to annoy people just for the hell of it, but not out of any personal animosity towards detto people, copy this into your profile.
183.If te are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
184.If you've ever walked into something that te clearly could have dodged but te just weren't paying enough attention, copy this into your profile.
185.If te ever purposely created an awkward moment...because it was funny, copy and paste this on to te profile!
186.If te think Leggere is sexy, copy and paste this onto your profile! A/N: I prefer bookish, intelligent guys to big, muscular save-the-world guys. Like Connor...
187.If te have walked under something that is two feet over your head, but ducked anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile. A/N: All the time.
188.If te have ever fallen back in your chair before, copy and paste this into your profile.
189.If te think that those kids in the Lucky Charms commercial just need to get their own damn cereal instead of chasing a little leprachaun all over the place for it then copy and paste this into your profile.
190.If te would do ANYTHING to be trapped in an elevator with Johnny Depp/David Tennant/other for 2 days, copy and paste this into your profile! A/N:*coughANDREW-LEE POTTScough*
191.If you've ever spoken in a foreign accent without intending to, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Yiheesh...
192.If te are a procrastinator, copy and paste this into your profile. Tomorrow.
193.If te have ever choked on air (or any other substance te thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
194.If te always say 'uhhh...' when someone domande you, instead of replying shortly, copy and paste this into your profile.
195.If te have an annoying younger --or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this in your profile. A/N: Yepaneela.
196.If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. A/N: Umm...maybe...
197.If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
198.If te think that Michael Jackson is a freak, copy and paste this onto your profile!
199.If te have ever chewed gum that fell out of your mouth while talking, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: So many times...
200!If this happened to te while te were NOT talking, copy this into your profile. A/N: Once I was trying to blow a bubble, but my teeth slipped and I ended up spitting the gum halfway across the room. Then it happened again.
201.If te ever fell asleep in class, copy this into your profile.
202.If te have ever fell down a hill, copy this into your profile. A/N: And I sprained my hand...it hurt:(
203.If you're too lazy to copy and paste this stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: A little play that me and my friend made up just for the heck of it:
Man1:Hey, it looks like te won an award!
Man2:Really? What for?
Man1:For being the most laziest person on the planet.
Man1:Now te may come up and claim your prize, a hundred dollars.
Man2:...Nah, I'm too lazy.
204.Girls rule now and forever. Copy & paste this in your profilo if te agree. A/N: Woohoo! Go us!
205.If you've used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it on your profile. A/N: Now that te detto it...
206.If te frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this on your profile. A/N: Yeparina.
207.iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE trofei LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE! a?n; gRR< THAT IS SO annoying1 ...oops...
208.If te hate racism, copy and paste this into your profile:
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...
When I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But te sir,
When you're born you're PINK,
When te grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When te go in the sun te turn RED,
When you're cold te turn BLUE,
And when te die te turn PURPLE.
And te have the nerve to call me coloured?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
209.If te have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Yeah. And it's not pretty.
210.If te have ever missed your mouth while eating and stabbed yourself in the cheek with a fork because te were distracted, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: And it had Cibo on it. Ew.
211.If te realize that copying and pasting things into your profilo is pointless, yet te do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Pointless, but fun.
212.If te Amore walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. A/N: See 62.
213.If te are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. A/N: The Sarah Jane Adventures, kind of. Well, it's supposed to be for kids, but who cares? It's awesome enough for older people to like. And they do.
214.If te always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: All. The. Time. Even if it's a song I like, it gets annoying after a while.
215.If te ever fell asleep while chewing gum and woke up with it all over your hair, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: Once that happened to me with sticky tac. No, I wasn't chewing it, but still.
216.If te are anti-social sometimes, copy this into your profile.
217.If, on Fanpop, te look through other peoples profiles looking for things to join, copy this into your profile.
A/N: Well, that's it for now. I'll try to update it every now and again when I find something interesting. RRR!(Read, rate, and review) See y'all later! Hugs! Bye!