I don’t know what makes te so dumb but it really works.
Anybody who told te to be yourself simply couldn’t have dato te worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t te have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let te mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are te always this stupid o are te making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like te before – but I had to pay an admission.
If te took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d Amore to help te out…now, which way did te come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, te can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains da the time te got there, so they gave te a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope te meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d Amore to ask how old te are, but unfortunately I know te can’t count that high.
All giorno I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything te know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did te get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse te to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did te fall from the stupid tree?
Did te have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like te before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
I found a alot of Citazioni that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D