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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

2. "Take one capsule da mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a focaccina, muffin at a 7-11.

5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

7. "Serving suggestion:...
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I know we are in a new year, but I just wanted to tell why I think 2020 was the WORST anno of my life!


6: Child Abuse

For those of te who don't know(pretty much all of you), I have low self-esteem. The reason why, is because sometimes I have problems with my mother. I don't mean that in a rude way and my mom does Amore me, but what she does is kind of hurting me a little. For example, when she heard that I wanted to live with my Dad, she got sad and thought I hated her. Also, when she got divorced, she blamed it on me saying I was the reason why her husband left. Because of being stressed, I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Jazz Band: *Playing Musica with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*

July 20th, 1919

PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Broadway Limited

Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.

Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...
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posted by Symmetry_Melody
 Our symmetrical leader, Death The Kid.
Our symmetrical leader, Death The Kid.
Symmetry is a very wonderful thing. It divides the naturely correct from the asymmetrical garbage. In the words of one of our greatest lords,"Symmetry is everything." As quoted from Death The Kid. The only possible person who could be più obsessed with symmetry then him, would be the SymmaSoviet leader, 8theGreat.

One of the most symmetrical things known are butterflies, but this is not true. At times, farfalle WILL NOT be symmetrical no matter HOW te look at them. They are asymmetrical garbage.

People say that 8 is just a number. I THINK NOT. 8 is the perfect example of symmetry. And as...
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Ways how Lucky Luke would shoot faster than his shadow


Way 1: He can distract his shadow and quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 2: He can make a nice drawing and mostra it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a nice drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 3: He can make a horrific drawing and mostra it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a horrific drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 4: He can throw a rock at his shadow so...
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posted by evangelinetom
Get to know a Friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.

Call other people "Champ" o "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

Staple papers together in the middle of the page.

Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

Insist on giving weather forecasts in public.

Claim to be AMS certified....
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I found this from one site, so I thought it was cool so i decided to post it here.. What do te think ?


When te break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses te - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want te to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants te to read it ]
When she walks away from te mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ baciare her ]
When she pushes te o hit's te - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at te - [ baciare her and tell her te Amore her ]
When she ignore's te - [ Give her your...
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posted by InvaderGore
Here are some Citazioni and sayings enjoy.

Life isn't about finding yourself life is about creating yourself

Dream as if you'll live forever live as if you'll die tomorrow.

Life is random so am i.

i don't have a short attention span,I just.... Oh, look a kitty!

You're now aware that te can't say "Irish Wristwatch".


caution i'm not like other girls.

If they laugh,it's funny.

I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing in silence because of something that happened yesterday.

we're so cool ice-cubes are jealous.

i'm a dinosaur so like, rawr and stuff.

a friend is someone who knows the song in your cuore and can sing it back to te when te have forgotten the words.

the best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen o even touched - they must be felt with the heart.

i hope te enjoyed the Citazioni and sayings!
posted by simpleplan
There are many words i could use to describe how I feel about te right now. None of them are nice

To know me is to Amore me, to hurt me is to dig your own grave.

I want a tazer =)

Has gone to play in traffic.

Is breathing oxygen

I don't have anger issues...You have acceptance issues.

You can email your complaints to gofuckyourself@idontgiveashit.com

Is wondering if people are two-faced, does that mean te get to slap them twice?

Has new boxing gloves and a nasty temper, fancy your chances???

I like it when people give me a reason to nurture my dark side

SMOKING SAVES LIVES ... It stops me strangling...
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1.if they let te touch their ipod computer o mp3 cancella every thing on it!

2.when they try to sleep flicker the lights off and on!

3.when they go with te to the store o something yell "WHY ARE te FOLLOWING ME I'M TRYING TO LIVE MY FREAKING LIFE!"

4.tell you're mom o dad they took crack and now are humping the bathtub!

5.cut their hair in there sleep

6.hide their pet and say te saw get run over

7.yell"this is a very nice box!!!" as loud as te can in their room

8.dump out their 7-up and take to the bathroom then pee in it

9.at the mall say "give me money i want this i want it it it it it it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. te can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 5: Deck The Halls

Mr. Nut: *Finishes decorating the Natale albero in the arcade*
David: There we go. Now everyone that waits for their Cibo can enjoy the arcade with some Natale spirit.
Mr. Nut: We still need a stella, star though.
Liz: Can I be the star?
David:...
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posted by BlackSunshine
Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open da themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call te Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until te hear the penny te dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....
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"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious da now"

"Do what te want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want te to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, te moron."

"You're...so manly "means" te need a shave and te sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all te ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I...
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posted by Nick16
Why did I get divorced????

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do te mind if I goin to the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minuti later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,"SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
I Amore skirts and dresses. They are so pretty. Every woman walks down looking good in them no matter who they are. I could wear any of those dresses and skirts that anyone from kim Kardashian wears to the gonna that older women wear across the street. I would wear one on a daily basis but there is a problem I'm a man.

Men can only wear trousers and shorts, if anyone sees a man in a gonna o a dress it is considered wierd o stupid. But is it? A sondaggio i took on this club of 20 people, 75% detto yes to say that men should wear womens clothes and still be men and I am one of them.

Most people would...
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posted by shomill
Is it possible to Amore someone that doesn’t really exist? Think about it. We do it all the time. A boy in high school sees a pretty girl on the other side of the classroom and imagines taking her to a rock concert. A girl dreams of a romantic picnic with the cute guy that just moved in across the street. These people might exist, but the way we visualize them is almost certainly wrong. I’m as guilty of this as anyone. Then, if we finally get to know these people that we’ve fantasized about, we’re crushed to learn that they are not who we thought they were. Why? Because, quite frankly,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an ora down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't te know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash into...
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posted by Princess_seki
    You may fall from the sky, te may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in Amore with me.

Do te believe in Amore at first sight, o should I walk da again?    

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.    

It's a good thing that I have my biblioteca card. Why? Because I am totally checking te out!!    

If a fat man puts te in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted te for Christmas.    

If I received a nickel...
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posted by Bluekait
avvolgere rage is an actual condition when te feel extreme levels of anger and frustration because te are unable to open product packaging.

Hippo latte is pink.

In the absence of aerodynamic downforce, which is generated da the giant spoilers used, Formula 1 cars would have sufficient power to fly above 150 kph. They frequently race at well over 250 kph.

If te choose not to have children, te will be the first person in your direct linage, since the beginning of time, to not reproduce.

The asteroid (or comet) that killed the dinosauri 65 million years fa was the equivalent of a Hiroshima bomb going...
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posted by GoldnSnitch_96
Ok, alot of people are shittin their pants because some achient calander detto that the world is coming to and end. R u 4 ceral? Plus, alot of u are thinking, but bro, so much shit is going down it isnt funny, the world is gonna end bro! Ok, so stuff looks preatty bad now. Giappone is in shit and there are earth quakes and floods. But think about it,what do u think people were thinking during the black plague? o the world wars? The world isnt gonna be over yet. Mabey soon. Mabey the moment u finish Leggere this your house will blow up. Mabey tomorow a Pianoforte will fall on the prime minister. We...
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