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posted by ShiningsTar542
In Japan,people use lots of smileys o emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and te don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do te use these emotions o others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) baciare
-See più emotions here: link
posted by -SkySplitter-
Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a talpa have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A anatra walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The anatra doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What...
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There are many reasons why people abandon their dogs. Generally, it is not the dog's fault and often the decision to take a dog to an animal shelter is based not on emotion but on convenience. It is representative of a society lacking strong values--everything is disposable, including pets. People are encouraged to use excuses for their own behavior--it always is someone else's fault. In this case, it's the dog's fault!

Having a dog is a commitment to that animal for 10-15 years and should be a well thought out family decision based on a thorough investigation of the breed and breeder. Most...
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Dear Grammar Nazis,

As a prospective English major who adores language, I’ll be the first to say that I think what te stand for is admirable. I Amore syntax and word choice and alliterations and commas.
But you’ll never see me correcting anyone else’s grammar on the internet. In fact, I’m the person who would tweet something along the lines of “i fuckin Amore lana del rey omfg!!!!”

Why? Because being a grammar Nazi is beyond pointless. It creates unnecessary drama and proves absolutely nothing.

The Argument Against Grammar Nazis

The drama point is obvious –...
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Hey,There! I’m sini12 (sini). I’m here to inform te about Injustice done da fanpop to innocent users! :/

I’m asking Why?? Whats the reason of it!? Last week! My Friend (mr-cullen) got suspended! & te will laugh if te people will listen the reason of his suspension! He got suspended because me(sini12) and he(mr-cullen) were using same icone from last weeks! I know,its crazy! But it that any crime? Is it written in any ‘Rule book of Fanpop’ that Two peoples cannot use same icons? They think that mr-cullen & sini12 are accounts of Same person!...
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posted by LaurieLisa717
Aquarius January 20 -February 18

Your element: Air

Your ruling planets: Uranus

Symbol: The Water Bearer

Your stone: Amethyst

Life Pursuit: To understand life's mysteries

Vibration: High frequency

Aquarian's Secret Desire: To be unique and original

Pisces February 19 -March 20

Your element: Water

Your ruling planets: Neptune

Symbol: The Fish

Your stone: Bloodstone

Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large

Vibration: Erratic Energy levels

Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities.

Aries March 21 -April 19

Your element:...
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From a girls point of view...

1. If te want to go out with a girl UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO te WAIT FOR HER TO ASK te OUT, te have to do it yourself girls just expect it of you.

2. NEVER tell o hint to a girl that she needs to lose some weight even if your just joking

3. I know alot of guys think that da being a jerk to a girl they will like you. it just makes them want to have nothing to do with you

4. If te want a girl to know te like them without actually telling them, stare at them as much as te can te may think that they will find it creepy but they take it as a hint that te like...
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posted by Jasonfan44
It is also a Youtube video

1: Run around in circles until te puke

2: Stare at someone and don't say anything

3: Bang your head off the bacheca and try not to get a headache.

4: Get into a conversation with the wall

5: Go outside and pretend te are on a reailty T.V show

6: Watch T.V when it's off

7: Try to create another language and speak it to someone else

8: Try to do chin ups on your doccia curtain bar(Not recomanded)

9: Get angry at someone for no good reason

10: Make reservations at McDonalds

11: Ask oliva Garden if they have a children's play pen

12: Look at all the words te can make with the word...
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your scrivania, reception o forehead.

2 = If te have long hair, flip it in someones face.

3 = Keep on shifting your chair.

4 = Keep on whispering Hi.

5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.

6 = Ask them where they live..

7 = Ask them if they watch America's successivo superiore, in alto Model every day.

8 = Ask them every giorno to sit successivo to them at lunch, but at lunch say te were just kidding.

9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.

10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.

11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.

12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.

13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.

14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
One day, I was walking on the sidewalk on Walden Lane. It was 5:00 in the morning in Lakeland, Florida, and the sun was just coming up. I was whistling "Celebrate Good Times" while dancing a jig. All of a sudden, A guy zoomed down the sidewalk on his bike with his arm out, and smacked me in the face. I fell to the ground from the impact, my face throbbing.
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit....
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1 Beg your mom and dad to buy te something

2 Sing a song from your preferito artist (If te like the movie limonata Mouth sing songs from them too)

3 Push a shopping carrello into the check out lines

4 Throw items in your shopping carrello that te don't need

5 Talk really loud so everyone can hear you

6 Walk behind your parents and act like te don't know them

7 Go up to random people and say "Hi"

8 Babble like an idiot

9 Say your preferito show's title's name

10 Talk about your preferito TV mostra idol o singer
When I don't understand a word, I always go to link to see their silly definitions before I consult an actual dictionary.
I spent some time searching up words, and some of the definitions were hilarious! So here ya go, some of the definitions I found interesting/funny:

There's a lot of definitions. My fave one is:
'A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....
multiply out the brackets...
...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT...
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First, if te don't know what Scribblenauts is - Google it. RIGHT NOW!

If te DO know what it is...I shall continue, o rather, te shall continue to read...anyways, I got the newest game of Scribblenauts (called Super Scribblenauts) which allows te to not only make even più unimaginable things, but also change its size, colour, texture, mood and status (ie. flying, angry...)

The following was what my little cousin and I thought up (don't kill me please...).

First (no wait...I already put that...) okay, uhh...after starting up the game I changed my Avatar from Maxwell to the Goth Chick and went...
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posted by RaydKaydiroxs
1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt

2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any più domande say " why does my Cani breath smell like dog food"

3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ Amore (your name)

4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells te to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh

5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if te dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.

6. start eating pop tarts in class...
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posted by karpach_13
A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.

E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.

F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something o someone better to do.

G is also for the spot he could never find!

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.

I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J is for jugular, the one I'd Amore to sever.

K is for kinky, he always started without...
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posted by yashar_safavi
# Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

# Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

# Swim with a dolphin.

# Skydive.

# Have your portrait painted.

# Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure te use it.

# Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

# Watch the launch of the spazio shuttle.

# Spend a whole giorno eating giunca, spazzatura Cibo without feeling guilty.

# Be an extra in a film.

# Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

# Make Amore on a forest floor.

# Make Amore on a train.

# Learn to rollerblade.

# Own a room with...
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posted by Rock_n_Roll671
Okay, I;m not saying te should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the commenti which ones you're going to try out.

1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz te hate America."

3. When te go to the princible's office, and when he asks why te were sent, say, "I wrote that te sucked...
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posted by boomerlover
Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor da floor, and once te find what te are looking for, te can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling te what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Friends laugh and without hesitation...
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Did te really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be più than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special giorno
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that giorno
there was lots to be detto
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When te detto "I Amore you"
I detto "I Amore te too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?

I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be più
What if I did...
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posted by milorox18
Some are lighthearted‚ some are serious‚ all are very true.
Here are some of them:

-Don't drink uva succo, succo di frutta while wearing a white camicia and driving to school.

-Don't let your life wait for other people.

-Dropping a cell phone into a full bathtub‚ kind of kills the phone.

-Your mom will find out if te dye your hair purple.

-You haven't really lives until you've gotten a 48 on an Advanced Placement U.S. History test.

-Don't ever fall in Amore with someone who is più than a thousand miles away from you. It usually doesn't work out.

-Milk cartons make boring pets.

-If it hurts‚ DON'T DO IT AGAIN!...
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