Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing te naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't te have some laundry to do o something?
te are so cute when te get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a minuto - I get it. What time of the mese is it?
te sure te don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of cagna flakes this morning!
Who are te kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
Sorry. I was just picturing te naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't te have some laundry to do o something?
te are so cute when te get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a minuto - I get it. What time of the mese is it?
te sure te don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of cagna flakes this morning!
Who are te kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
☆go in his room and sabotoge it make it a daily thing
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At cena time quietly throw Cibo but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my culo is fat o i stuff twinkies in my culo make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a talpa dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores da lying on him saying stuff like Jason detto that he was going to kick my culo o something like that
☆Tell him to give te a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like te heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At cena time quietly throw Cibo but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my culo is fat o i stuff twinkies in my culo make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a talpa dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores da lying on him saying stuff like Jason detto that he was going to kick my culo o something like that
☆Tell him to give te a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like te heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
By
Tayloraddict-1
Become a fan today
This is very funny I told some of my Friends and they laughed.
Kids, don't try this at home XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on più thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on bacheca so hard, knock self into the successivo room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into squalo tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
Kids, don't try this at home XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on più thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on bacheca so hard, knock self into the successivo room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into squalo tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
1- beat your sister below.
2- shout at your computer "you're stupid".
3- paint your room bacheca with black one.
4- switch on and off the lamp many times.
5- put your rubbish successivo to your neighbours door.
Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!
6- dress up your mom clothes and sunglasses.
7- snooze in your dad hair.
8- take your brother below and hide it.
9- iron your sister clothes and let them burn.
10- hold your breathe.
It's my own article
they are my ideas
wait più I'll write more
2- shout at your computer "you're stupid".
3- paint your room bacheca with black one.
4- switch on and off the lamp many times.
5- put your rubbish successivo to your neighbours door.
Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!
6- dress up your mom clothes and sunglasses.
7- snooze in your dad hair.
8- take your brother below and hide it.
9- iron your sister clothes and let them burn.
10- hold your breathe.
It's my own article
they are my ideas
wait più I'll write more
A wife arrived home and found her husband in letto with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! te aren't going to cut it off, are you?" Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set fuoco to the shed. te do whatever te have to do!"
HELLO if te dont know me im izzyroxmysocks. if te do know me good 4 u!
i got this idea from lydiascats and im not a copyer.
things i hate
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hannah montana
meatlaof
the color green
my glasses
worms
homework
musicteletunes(youtube)
ect.
things i like
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fan pop
surfing the web
spagetti
the #74
the color blue
Cioccolato milk
daisy(my dog)
cooking
tdi
ect.
now i will put random sentances!!!!
my homework iz cooking spagetti cause Cioccolato latte iz blue!!!!!!
i punched hannah montana cause her meatloaf was surfing the web with my green dog daisy!
musicteletunes eat 74 worms because my tdi glasses were made on fan pop!!
bye-bye!!!: )
ps thats my Friends in pennsylvania
i got this idea from lydiascats and im not a copyer.
things i hate
--------------
hannah montana
meatlaof
the color green
my glasses
worms
homework
musicteletunes(youtube)
ect.
things i like
--------------
fan pop
surfing the web
spagetti
the #74
the color blue
Cioccolato milk
daisy(my dog)
cooking
tdi
ect.
now i will put random sentances!!!!
my homework iz cooking spagetti cause Cioccolato latte iz blue!!!!!!
i punched hannah montana cause her meatloaf was surfing the web with my green dog daisy!
musicteletunes eat 74 worms because my tdi glasses were made on fan pop!!
bye-bye!!!: )
ps thats my Friends in pennsylvania