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posted by blaise_jez
If te have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, te have $1.19. te also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
Looking back at my past i see someone so strong and smart a person that people Amore that has a cuore giving love

people arnt all the same dont we all live under the same plag of pain?
life is short not made to last

i remember all the times people made me laugh
but thoughs times have come so far
nothing happy makes me laugh

looking down at my past makes me see that i wont last being proud strong and Ribelle - The Brave will never be something on my grave

maybe just one black rose sitting on the grave stone thats all i want thats all i ask after all a rose will never ever last>
posted by KateKicksAss
This is a bunch of the funnies FML's I've found on FML lately.
Credit: link




"Today, I went to the Film with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to unisciti us. We've been together for two years. FML"


"Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy o a girl. FML"

"Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the...
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posted by Chocamilk92
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posted by blackpanther666
Regardless of who is on here and who isn't anymore, most of the people on here have a nasty habit of feeding the trolls, then wondering why they write so much crap and rubbish directed at others.

Trolls Amore attention. Yeah, no s**t, Captain Obvious, they say. But, think about it - if no-one risposte a troll's questions, o pays any attention to the, then they end up getting bored and go away (fair enough that te can disagree that it isn't always right, because some trolls, like Naoi, o HaruhiSuzumiya- never go away). Then, all is well, right?

But, I just feeling like pointing out that this...
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posted by Fangirl99
The sun is up in the sky
i watch it in the big blue ksky
And i ask myslef,"why?"

i stare at the ceiling.
then i get a strange felling.
and this felling is still being.
and then i ask,"why?"

What do i see in those eyes?
what do i see in you?
even thought i still despise.
i always ask myslef,"why?"

ask me that question,"why?"
i say i dont know
they tell me dont lie

so then i speak th truth.
i know that in my heart
i will always Amore you

your eyes that shine like he sun
being with te is always fun
one giorno i will tell you,hun
that te are the only one


sorry,not all the words rhyme.im not the best at making poems,but i wanted to share it with te anyways
posted by AnnaSmiley
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long o write approximately 50,000 English words

In 1386, a pig in France was executed da public hanging for the murder of a child

You can't kill yourself da holding your breath

There is a city called Rome on every continent


It's against the law to burp, o sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

Queen Elizabeth I...
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posted by Heidihi2
Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style.

Yo Mama Poetry
Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.

Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.

Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.

Tell Yo Mama
Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her...
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posted by cloudstrifefan
Everything te can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh Bones are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...
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posted by AngelVicki427
Romans invented the Lollypop

You loose 100,000 brain cells every day.

Red is the most common color in national flags.

McDonald’s is the world’s largest distributor of toys.

There are around 1,500 earthquakes every anno in Japan.

Raw horse meat is a popolare Cibo in Japan.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.”

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Most people burp on average 15 times a day.

Thomas Jefferson thought the...
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posted by karpach_13
Be proud of your gender
Reasons why te shoud be proud if your a

Guy



1. Phone conversations are over in 30 secondi flat

2. Movie nudity is almost always female

3. te know stuff about tanks

4. A five giorno vacation requires only 1 suitcase

5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter

6. te can open all your own jars

7. Old Friends don't give te crap if you've gained weight

8. Your culo is never a factor in a job interview

9. All your orgasms are real

10. A birra gut does not make te invisible to the opposite sex

11. te can go to the toilet without a support group

12. Your last name stays put

13. te can kill your own...
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 anno Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
anno of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the ratto symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good consigli but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...
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posted by patrisha727
There's MORE!

Many hamsters blink one eye at a time.

Whitby, Ontario has più donut stores per capita than any other place in the world.

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over

50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."

Bulls are color blind.

A can of Spam is opened every four seconds.

"Babe" was played da over 48 pigs.

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

The Poison Arrow frog has enough poison to kill 2,200 people.

The largest cabbage on record weighed 144 pounds.

Kidney stones come in any color ­from yellow to brown.

The McDonalds at the SkyDome in Toronto, Ontario is the only one...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
At the Izu Islands of Japan, there are so many volcanic fumes, te have to wear a gas mask to go outside

Cussing is good for you

The FBI spied on Einstein for 22 years

Ecstasy might cure cancer

Paris uses sewage to heat schools

"I Got a Feeling" da Black-Eyed Peas is the superiore, in alto selling digital song of all time

Ancient Mayans drilled holes in their teeth to hold jade beads

Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" was intentionally pulled from the charts so that people wouldn't get sick of it

A man's skin has been turned permanently blue

Kissing is good for your teeth

Men can be allergic to their own semen

Some professional...
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random strangers

stare at them and as soon as te notice point at them and claim they're some famous celebrity.
"OMG you're Cheryl Cole"

bump shoulders with them continually and go "eh eh eh"

yell "hey blondie" at them "how te doin"

randomly start the Mexican wave then whoever doesn't unisciti in boo and whoever does smile at them creepily.

hold your fingers together in the evil person position then laugh and stare at them.

siblings

constantly look over their shoulder at what they're doing make fart noises

tap them on the shoulder and when they look tell them it was your imaginary friend

sing really...
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posted by Insane4ever
1.the power to turn invisible when no ones looking
2.power to see through opened doors
3.power to give someone a orgasm da looking at em
4.power to turn into a bug but not turn back
5.power to teleport 1 inch
6.power to open unlocked doors with your mind
7.power to run into walls out of control
8.power to remove your brain but not put it back
9.power to crap chairs
10.power to say things twice
11.power to talk backwords
12.power to make wrong risposte on domande n tests
13.power to see a brick infront of your face when there is none
14.power to laugh at a banana
15.power to make a monkey pee on you


thank te for reading....there will be more....i did not think of most of these....i detto all i wanted now bye n hope u get this powers.....

P.s. Could te fan this if u like it...theres a green button somewhere near the begining please i need at least one of my articoli to be somewhere at the top.....thanks anyway u fan it o not
posted by Renesmee_XD
With so many cell phones in the world, it’s no wonder that every so often te receive a strange text message from someone te don’t know. Chances are it’s a wrong number. Simple as that. But what if it isn’t? What if the message is really a clue to some top-secret puzzle, o sent from a spy trying to warn te of an assassination attempt?

These are the thoughts that run through our minds whenever we receive the message “where r u?” from a phone number we do not recognize. How do te handle these coded messages/wrong numbers? Here are a few options.


1. Text back – It’s tempting....
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posted by itachifan1
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
Start at 1 then listen to what it tells te to do and go to that number o te wont get it..

1. Good your ready to hear it...Go to 6

2.
Sorry but I bet te REALLY want to hear this!...Go to 5

3.
te have really good patients. Oh sorry the link
Sooo.. HI

[u]4.
Just another precaution...[i]Go to 7


5.
Ok I just wanna make sure te really want to know this...Go to 9

6.
Just kidding im STILL making sure...Go to 10

7.
te must be getting mad but it's soooo worth it...Go to 2

8.
te must be mad da now so hear it is...Go to 3

9.
Still making sure...Go to 8

10. Wow I cant believe te want to hear this that bad...
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chapter 1 discovery

"what should we do today Teki?" Kiely asked her tiny dog. Knowing that the dog couldn't posibly respond in any other way than wagging her tail o bark and that is exactly what the dog did.
Kiely sat successivo to her chihuahua and ran her hand down her back feeling her soft black and brown fur."your a good baby girl" she crooned at the little puppy.
"Lets go to the park and then we could go to fred's,"Kiely finally desided Teki was still wagging her tail. Kiely made her way to the bathroom to freshen up and take a shower. She got out of the doccia and headed toward the mirror to...
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