i think
that pecora, pecore are the best animal in the world
and
banana are the best frutta
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a pecora, pecore should eat a banana what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i Amore clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"
i think
Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever
i mean ever
happened to the Musica business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the Musica business
and
pecora, pecore should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth
SO WRITE A commento AND BECOME A fan OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A commento
YA GET ME???!!!
:)
that pecora, pecore are the best animal in the world
and
banana are the best frutta
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a pecora, pecore should eat a banana what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i Amore clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"
i think
Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever
i mean ever
happened to the Musica business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the Musica business
and
pecora, pecore should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth
SO WRITE A commento AND BECOME A fan OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A commento
YA GET ME???!!!
:)
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 secondi AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The successivo morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her accappatoio, vestaglia and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 secondi AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The successivo morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her accappatoio, vestaglia and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing te naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't te have some laundry to do o something?
te are so cute when te get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a minuto - I get it. What time of the mese is it?
te sure te don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of cagna flakes this morning!
Who are te kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
Sorry. I was just picturing te naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't te have some laundry to do o something?
te are so cute when te get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a minuto - I get it. What time of the mese is it?
te sure te don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of cagna flakes this morning!
Who are te kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
☆go in his room and sabotoge it make it a daily thing
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At cena time quietly throw Cibo but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my culo is fat o i stuff twinkies in my culo make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a talpa dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores da lying on him saying stuff like Jason detto that he was going to kick my culo o something like that
☆Tell him to give te a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like te heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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Tayloraddict-1
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☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At cena time quietly throw Cibo but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my culo is fat o i stuff twinkies in my culo make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a talpa dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores da lying on him saying stuff like Jason detto that he was going to kick my culo o something like that
☆Tell him to give te a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like te heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
By
Tayloraddict-1
Become a fan today
This is very funny I told some of my Friends and they laughed.
Kids, don't try this at home XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on più thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on bacheca so hard, knock self into the successivo room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into squalo tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
Kids, don't try this at home XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on più thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on bacheca so hard, knock self into the successivo room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into squalo tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
