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posted by My8thUsername

A/N:Okay, I have seen a lot of these around, so I decided to look through through all of them an make my own lista of superiore, in alto Five 'Roses Are Red' Poems. Just cause I wanted to. Basically, everything I do is 'just cause I want to'. Except homework.

5.A/N:Best disclaimer EVER! Well, one of them...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Me no own
So te no sue

4."Roses are red, violets are blue."
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Roses are red, and apples are too,
But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue.
An arancia, arancio is orange, but Greenland's not green
And pinkies aren't pink. So what does it mean?...

5

How to get over a crush :-)

posted by Thecharliejay

Think
1.    1
Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If te keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
2
Analyze the situation. Create a lista of "pros" and "cons" to help te better understand why you're seeking Amore o acceptance from this person.
2.    3
Don't worry about things te can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
3.    4
Don't...

The Nut House Episode 20

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. te can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 20: Another Star

While having lunch in The Nut House with Liam, Kevin thought of something.

Kevin: te know, Liz is the only stella, star I've seen here. I don't think there's any other stars living in Frenchtown.
Liam: You're right.
Wallace: *Walks into the restaurant*
Liam: Or,...

5

336 Nice Ways to Compliment

posted by australia-101

1. Amazing
2. Awesome
3. Adorable
4. Athletic
5. Artistic
6. Accepting
7. Appreciative
8. Affectionate
9. Admirable
10. Adventurous
11. Accurate
12. Attentive
13. Authentic
14. Aspiring
15. Adoring
16. Agile
17. Astounding
18. Accomplished
19. Alive
20. Active
21. Animated
22. Astonishing
23. Ambitious
24. Beautiful
25. Brave
26. Brilliant
27. Bright
28. Bold
29. Breathtaking
30. Bodacious
31. Bubbly
32. Buff
33. Believable
34. Bewildering
35. Becoming
36. Clever
37. Cool
38. Cute
39. Colorful
40. Courageous
41. Caring
42. Courteous
43. Creative
44. Cheerful
45. Commendable
46. Considerate
47. Classy
48. Classical
49. Cunning
50....

3

what my nightmares feel like

posted by hetaliaitaly

i get this feeling everynight i just cant seem to stop i know its not there i know its not real but it feels like its there it touches my head it haunts my dreams it looks and feels as real as it seems.

i cant help it oh when will it end i think its going to kill me in the end im sick and tired of it catching me a dark shadow only i can see it tells me to just stop still for one secondo o più time enough to swollow me whole in a life of hate a gore.
( (this is what my dreams are like they feel to real to be not there it anoys me i cant sleep its nearly one in the morning and everyone is asleep but me))

5

Short Jokes

posted by 7things

How can te get four Suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.

How do dinosauri pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.

What do te call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do te call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.

How do te make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

How do te make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.

How do te prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.

If a long dress is evening...

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Never Give Up

posted by Atsukokagari

Hi to anybody who reads this. I'm Atsuko Kagari, but my Friends call me Akko.

In life sometimes things get difficult. Things don't work out as well as they should and stressful things get in the way of happiness. Because of that it's easy to simply give up. However giving up is the worst thing to do.

Giving up might as well be a curse word, because giving up is a truly bad thing to do. If te want to succeed in life giving up is the worst thing to do. No matter how bad things get there are always chances to make life better. If te give up on your dreams te are also giving up on your chances...

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IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

posted by australia-101

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1. te can't count your hair.
2. te can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. te can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in fool!!!

10 Things I know about you...

1) te are Leggere this.
2) te are human.
3) te can't say the letter P without separating your lips.
4) te just attempted to do it.
6) You're laughing at yourself.
7) te have a smile on your face and te skipped #5.
8) te just checked to see if there is a #5.
9) te laugh at this because te are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) te are probably going to re-post this to see who else falls for it (Hee-Hee!)

Let me know if te fell for it! :)

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random articolo

posted by jessicamc26

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Just something cute

posted by milorox18

Girl: Do I ever attraversare, croce your mind?

Guy: No

Girl: Do te like me?

Guy: No

Girl: Do te want me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would te cry if I left?

Guy: No

Girl: Would te live for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would te do anything for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Choose--me o your life

Guy: My life

The Girl runs away in shock and pain and The Guy runs after her and says...

The reason te never attraversare, croce my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like te is because I Amore you.

The reason I don't want te is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if te left is because I would die if te left.

The reason I wouldn't live for te is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do te anything for te is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because te ARE my life.

Yeah... Kinda corny and cheesy... but cute!

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That Little Hole

posted by BJA

One anno Ago
He’s cute, the one with the brown eyes over in the corner…he’s hot, the one with green eyes in the center of the room…he’s sexy, the one sitting down with the gray giacca but he…him over there…he’s indescribable…in a good way…the way that’s so extreme that it surprises you. He walks over to me…my cuore rate quickens. “Hey.” That one word sent me over into his hole, the one I’ve tried to avoid. That stupid little hole people call…Love…I call it a hole, a hole that when te hit the bottom it backslaps te and it stings your heart. But I fall…I fall...

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Trust in Me Lyrics

posted by nmdis

"Trust In Me"

How could I see te when I was so blind
How could I grasp te when I was far behind
How could I hear te when I was so deaf
How could I get up when I had been left

But te said, don't worry
For I've healed the blind man
And I've set the captives free
And te said, don't worry
For all you've gotta do
Is put your trust in me

How could I be clean when I was so dirty
How could I be made whole when I was torn apart
Make me whole, make me whole
Make me whole again

But te said, don't worry
For I've healed the blind man
And I've set the captives free
And te said, don't worry
For all...

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Round And Round Lyrics

posted by nmdis

• ROUND AND ROUND
Round and round
Round and round
Round and round
Round and round
You see me standing there
And act like te don't know me
But last night te were callin' me
Sayin' te want me
Oh, why te always make me feel
Like I'm the one that's crazy?
You got my cuore racin'
My, my cuore racin'
Boy, I need te here with me
We can't go on this way
I'm falln' hard for you
All I can say
We're goin' round and round
We're never gonna stop
Goin' round and round
We'll never gonna get where we're goin'
Round and round
Well, you're gonna miss me
'Cause I'm gettin' dizzy
Goin' round and round and...

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Fake Friends compared to Real Friends

posted by Nayeli53

Fake Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: are the reason te have no food.

Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
Real Friends: Call your parents Dad/Mom.(Or something along those lines ;] )

Fake Friends: bail te out of jail and tell te what te did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would sit successivo to te saying "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

Fake Friends: know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about te with direct Citazioni from you.

Fake...

5

Application to data my Daughter

posted by x-menobsessed26

Application For Permission To data My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied da a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical segnala from your physician.

Name:
Date of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
Home Address:
City:
State:
Zip:

Do te have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:

Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers o sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____

Do te own o have access to a van? ____
A truck with...

2

SCARY DREAM!!

posted by MusicLover427

Hello Fanpopers :) this is my crazy dream i had recently.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Ok, so me and my close Friends were at school and it was like midnight.We totally forgot why we where there, when the lights went out and we heard a scream. The lights suddenly came back on and there was blood and a note left on the table. We couldn't understand the note, so we ran away, trying not to make noise. Soon, my 3 other Friends were captured and killed da this phantom. Me and my close friend Chloe were running da the recess area, where there was a gate that led outside to the highway. We decided to jump the gate when the phantom (who looked a lot like the scream) came and grabbed me.
ME: AHHHHH!!! CHLOE RUN WITHOUT ME!!
CHLOE: NO! I'M NOT LEAVING YOU!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This dream was SOOOO creepy and seemed really realistic, i think it would make a great horror movie :)

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5 Things te can do to annoy your dog o cat

posted by teamalice_0

1. Get one of those receipts and rub it on your cat until the receipt sticks, and watch them try to get it off. (Works with all cats, and most dogs. And sme receipts are better than others.)

2. Get a cup of water, when your dog o cat turns away, dip your finger in the water and have one drop of water hit them, but make sure they aren't looking at you.When they took at te look away until they look awy then repeat.

3. Get another cat o dog to bug the other!
(Only if te want two animals!)

4. When your dog o cat is looking away, clap once and loud. But make sure they aren't looking at you, and te are facing away.

5.( works better with cats.)
Get a piece of string. tie it so it makes a 'O' big enough so te can put it on your cat's tail and make him spin trying to get it off.

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twilight fan enough is enough

posted by jedigal1990

okay i know alot of people are going to get mad at me for this but to bad like te twilight fan keep saying anything goes on this spot so here it is.
I am so sick and tired of hearing about twilight on spots that don't relate to twilight i mean there is a million spots dedicated to twilight so why not post there i mean i realize this spot is for anything but i searched twilight on this spot and 6 freaking pages came up this is not a twilight spot and believe it o not some people don't like twilight and we shouldn't have to always come across domande and video and fanpicks and pictures...

4

Gender Roles

posted by Heroine999

I honestly think this whole gender role shit is stupid but here is how gender roles work to people:

Women:

1.)Women cook,clean and take care of children.
2.)Women are to be protected & weak.
3.)Women are to be property and look up to there boyfriend o husband as they would God.
4.)Women are not to do jobs/careers like these:fightfighting,police,marine,army,etc,etc.
5.)Women are to be feminine not masculine.
6.)Women should be model,fashion designers,artsist,etc.

Men:

1.)Are to be masters of there wifes/girlfriends.
2.)Men are to protect women.
3.)Men are to pay finaces.
4.)Men are to be masculine...

Requirements for the essay. Scrivere algorithm.

posted by MaryHarris03

Requirements for the essay. Scrivere algorithm.

1. the essay should be perceived as a whole, the idea should be clear and understandable.
2. the essay should not contain anything superfluous, should include. Only the information that is necessary to reveal your link
3. Each paragraph of the essay should contain only one main idea.
4. the essay should mostra that its autore knows and meaningfully
uses theoretical concepts, terms, generalizations, worldview ideas.
5. the essay should contain convincing argumentation of the stated position on the problem.

-Memo when Scrivere an essay.
-Before starting to...