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posted by KristineGiangan

Have te ever experience that te don't have any Friends ? loner ? Ano ba talaga ng Friendships ?

Diba ang kaibigan laging na diyan sa tabi mo? Hindi ka nila iiwan at higit sa lahat lagi mong karamay .

What if ang mga kaibigan mo ay nakasala sayo ?
Papatawarin mo sila ulit . Pero ayaw naman ng mama mo . na makipagkaibiganka ulit sa kanila . Sila lang yung mga kaibigan mo since elementary hanggang naging High School ka .

Ano ba dapat gawin ? Susundin mo mama o Kaibigan nalang ang pipiliin mo ?

Kaibigan dapat ipapaglalaban . Kung hindi mo alam ang gagawin mo dapat maaliwasan mo muna ang isapan mo....

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HelluvaBoss review:

posted by Canada24

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Sense whatsupbugs reviewed Hazbin, I thought it'll be a fun excuse to re-review Helluva Boss. Back in the day, Viv made two pilots on her channel, both set in hell. And I knew from the beginning this was the one I preferred, the sitcom styled one starring Brandon Rogers and Richard Steven Horvitz.. Yeah that's right, she has Zim..

Like Hazbin, this series is intended for adult audiences. It deals with strong language, sexual content, and violence..

Like all shows, this has both positives and negatives, though the negatives are why I'm reluctant on watching Hazbin. Sense it's the same creator,...

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più than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated da you.
I was so Come d’incanto da your beauty that I ran into that bacheca over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime te passed by, just so I could stare at te a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by Tamar20

1)"Why, do te find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I Amore the secondo grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and te actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a cerchio that had its two sides gently compressed da a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View

posted by milorox18

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with più than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are te busy?" o "Are te doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all giorno but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

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41 ways to annoy your parents

posted by chowjoyi

41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If te have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Friends that te ask their opinion of everything.

7. After te have your bath, avvolgere a bath towel around te and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

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Prank Call Ideas!

posted by OmegaLeader

(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and te want to confuse them. No laughing o anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my Friends do this a lot.

Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do te want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is te who is calling me. Ok, so what did te need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. te called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! te are the one who called me! Now i ask one più time who are te and why did te call my at this...

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random jokes

posted by sakurahanazono

Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and te have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)

Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)

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39 Things to Do to Confuse, Annoy and/or Freak Out Strangers

posted by BeastBoyCahill

1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation da saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall o any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way te laugh as te wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt o Uncle. If te dare, hug them.
5. While passing a random stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...

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My superiore, in alto 100 Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

This was definitely the most difficult lista I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. te can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the superiore, in alto 10 and just listing the other women and mostrare pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for te guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope te enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to commento and I can't wait to hear what...

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random Facts

posted by Bluekait

French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are più likely to become serial killers.

Everything te see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are più likely to dream when te are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If te tear off paper from bottles, te are sexually...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF te DON'T PASS THIS ON te DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All giorno long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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awesome school joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

a boy was asked da his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes home and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother risposte " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad risposte "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she risposte "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she risposte "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...

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DAS ROTE PFERD! (ENGLISH BELOW)

posted by hannah16

Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für tana, den Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen

Die Fliege...

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50 Ways To Annoy People

posted by karpach_14

Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone te love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard o hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as te open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 minuti o so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring o your nails on the blackboard successivo time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. successivo concerto te go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...

NikPiks - Arin Hanson: The Man Who Became Too Woke

posted by windwakerguy430

Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If te don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....

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My Review of The Greatest Showman

posted by KataraLover

THIS IS A REPOST OF AN articolo THAT I ALREADY WROTE ON A DIFFERENT CLUB

This is a film that has been out for a while but I'm just now getting around to doing a full articolo review of it because I've been really busy, stressed, and emotionally drained for a while and all of that has been keeping me from reviewing it. This musical was a big deal when the trailers came out and when the movie finally came out for various reasons. It was Zac Efron's first musical movie since his days in High School Musical and Hairspray, it had freaking Hugh Jackman who always draws in a crowd, it was a brand new...

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Five Nights At Freddy's 3 Rap Song!

posted by deathding

A veloce, swift lunge at your soul but it's all in the mind
If te want to stuff me in a suit I'm sure you'll find
That the things that'll creep ya are sure to beat ya
Got to stay alive o they're going to meet ya

10 Rooms 5 vents and no doors at all
Not even a flashlight and no time to stall
Delay for a moment and through the vents they'll crawl
Almost dead, every sound I dread, and I see him in the hall.

YOYOYOYO WHAT'S UP BRO!?
YOU'RE THE NEW GUY, HIGH FIVE, TOO SLOW!
JUST LIVE FIVE NIGHTS, EACH ONE'S DIFFICULTY'S GREATER
YOU GOT THE BASICS DUDE, ALRIGHT SEE te LATER!

So night one, here we go,...

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cerca Me

posted by nmdis

"Search Me"

Through this skin te see
My heart
Through this laughter te feel
My pain
Even through this mask te see
My face
For te are the only one who really knows just who I am

And te cerca me
And te know all the secrets of my heart
And te cerca me
Revealing the mysteries of who te are
te cerca me

Growing up never comes
Easily
In Your hands, You're the potter
Molding me
Then why do I wear this mask and play this game
Of hide and seek
When te are the only one who really knows just who I am

And te cerca me
And te know all the secrets of my heart
And te cerca me
Revealing the...