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posted by milorox18
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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But te sir, When you're born you're PINK, When te grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When te go in the sun te turn RED, When you're cold te turn BLUE, And when te die te turn PURPLE. And te have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
In case y'all haven't noticed I've kind of had some serious wanderlust lately. Like at this point there are so many beautiful places I'd be down to go anywhere that isn't where I've been living my whole life lol. At any rate here are 5 più breathtaking places.

1. Maldives

Honestly this one is actually probably in my superiore, in alto 5, I actually didn't discover it until after typing my first article. The Maldives are tied for first on my 'to visit list'.

For one thing the Maldives is home to a bioluminescent spiaggia (a spiaggia that has glowing water) and I have always wanted to visit one of those. They are...
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posted by big-fat-meanie
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superiore, in alto selling albums in 1980s
The superiore, in alto selling album in the 80s was Dire Straits Brothers In Arms followed da Michael Jackson Bad, and then Thriller, 4th best selling album Queen Greatest Hits
The number one selling album for the anno 1980 was Abba Super Trouper, 1981 Adam & The Ants Kings Of The Wild Frontier, 1982 Barbra Streisand Amore Songs, 1983 Michael Jackson Thriller, 1984 Lionel Richie Can't Slow Down, 1985 Dire Straits Brothers In Arms, 1986 Madonna True Blue, 1987 Michael Jackson Bad, 1988 Kylie Minogue Kylie, 1989 Jason Donovan Ten Good Reasons.

What did he mean "bye bye miss american...
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Before Marriage

Boy - at last i cant hardly wait
Girl - do te want me to leave?
Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it
Girl - do te Amore me???
Boy - of course!!! always have and always will
Girl - have te ever cheated on me
Boy - no why are te even asking?
Girl - will te baciare me?
Boy - every chance i get
Girl - will te hit me?
Boy - Hell No!!! are te crazy?!
Girl - Can i trust you?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Darling

After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top

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This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot...
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So I am Scrivere what I see people generally do when te stay the night with a friend. Sorry besties, but most of te do this. This also applies to siblings.



1. Play your Musica even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them da Leggere manga, texting, o stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
posted by michaelspicer
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1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men o Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a random button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells te to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy orso with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it più than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...
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posted by kinga10111
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A person can not fold a normal size piece of paper in half più than 8 times.



There are just over 300 million cell phones used daily in the United States alone.



A shrimps cuore is in it’s head.



Kissing is actually healthier than shaking someones hand.




Natural pearls will melt in vinegar.



An oliva albero can live up to 1500 years.



Cleopatra married two of her brothers.



Ants can’t shut their eyes.




On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building looks like an American flag.



Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, while women shirts have the buttons on the left.



Chewing...
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posted by karolinak1999
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I'm saying this speech on he 4th of September 2013(unless the teacher forgets o something like that) I am aginst 2 boys....my chances are okay...


"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen we are gathered here today to learn Irish, but we took some time off that to choose a new class leader.

For starters I would like to compliment my fellow rivals Atrio and Liam, for their good effort - Liam te even prepared a speech, very impressive

Now..I realise the privelage to have the honour torepresent your class, however I am confident that I will be a great candidate.

I'm taking part in this not only to add...
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posted by GDragon612
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1) Go to a public place, and say "Idiot! Look at me!" see how many people look at you, they are now an idiot.
2) TRY TO LICK YOUR ELBOW!!!
3) Get up during class and just sit on the floor.
4) Give money to children in need.
5) Go up to your friend and say vioces tell me things evil things.
6) Do what te want.
7) Look at the person sitting successivo to te until they laugh.
8) Put on red face paint, then walk around in public mumbling to yourself loudly 'No one wants to PLAY with me'.
9) Go to any store and carry a hammer. Sing wrecking ball to anyone that walks by.
10) Pretend your a doll and yell this...
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This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the China Earthquake.
After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting da an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.

With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the bacheca to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman...
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Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.
 One has to climb 999 steps to reach the superiore, in alto
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top
 STUNT da U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
 Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
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Tianmen Mountain Cableway
posted by animelol
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HI! Here are some random facts that u might agree with :P

-I LIKE PIE
-I like seafood
-I just started fanpop :P
-I believe in ghosts
-I am Jewish :D
-I am awesome (dont worry u are too :D)
-My preferito animal is an owl
-Pie like I too! :D
-Im kinda shy :/
-IM HYPER
-I like YouTube
-Smosh is AWESOME
-Books are AWESOME
-BFFs are AWESOME
-Food is AWESOME
-I have a pet goldfish that has been alive for 5 years
-Goldfish are super funny
-Cats are cute
-Pies are cute
-CUPCAKES are cute
-Puppies are cute
-Im addicted to fanpopping
-Never spell pop with 2 o's unless u have to (lol)
-Im on the water side! Not fuoco (sorry fire)...
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

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Stranger: WOOF

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Stranger: WOOF

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You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: te HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT te DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...
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posted by deathding
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MUSIC! Again, for the MENTALLY RETAR- I mean, people who don't know what Musica is, it's basically....

SOUNDS! ;D

And no, immature 7th graders, armpit farts don't count as music. -___-

Seriously though, there's just something I Amore so much about music. Maybe it's the way songs get stuck in your head, maybe it's the great melody, but there's just SOMETHING about Musica that just sounds so extravagant and attracts me like a falena to a flame!

Because fact is, Musica is majestic. It can be unambiguously incredible, and is an extremely unique part of media. It destroys the grotesque evil in this pathetically...
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So I've come to notice how much overrated as been being used across fanpop. And on superiore, in alto of that, a good number of people really don't know what it means--or so it would seem. So I wanted to make an articolo of it since I seem to be making the same commento over and over again explaining overrated across the site; it's just so much easier to have an articolo to link to. Yes, parts of this are taken from my commento on my overrated poll.

All of the italics are from old comments


First and foremost; what is overrated?
A lot of people seem to have it mixed up (not just on this fan club either).
Overrated...
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posted by PartyOrange
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If te have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal da conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what te think."

7. Claim that te must always wear a bicycle casco as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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posted by yoshifan1976
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Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse pesca, peach was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", pesca, peach told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a baciare and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. margherita hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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posted by grayza_love07
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These are the superiore, in alto 72 most common fears. Keep track of how many of them you're afraid of as te scroll down and see the results below.

I marked the things I'm afraid of and I'm afraid of 9 out of 72.


[] The dark
[] Staying single forever
[X] Being a parent
[X]Giving birth
[] Open spaces
[] Closed spaces
[] Heights
[] Dogs
[] Birds
[] Fish
[] Spiders
[] Lizards
[] Midnight
[] Teachers
[] Old people
[] Babies
[] Children
[] fiori o other plants
[] Being touched
[] Fire
[] Deep water
[] Silk
[] The ocean
[] Failure
[] Success
[] Thunder/lightning
[] Frogs/toads
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's dad
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's...
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Go sledding.

#Have a snowball fight.

#Give a present.

#Receive a present.

#Watch A Natale Story.

#Kiss someone under the mistletoe (and use this as an excuse to do it).

#Build a snowman.

#Roll in the snow before jumping in the hot tub.

#Build a bonfire.

#Read a classic novel.

#Take five naps in one day.

#Eat a bigger breakfast than dinner.

#Build a fort with blankets and divano pillows.

#Go caroling.

#Learn about a holiday te haven’t celebrated.

#Build a jump out of snow and go off it in a sled.

#Complete a jigsaw puzzle.

#Spend più time sleeping in one giorno than awake.

#Volunteer.

#Call someone te haven’t talked to in a while.

#Roast marshmallows in your fireplace.

#Wear a bad holiday sweater.

#Host a party.

#Join the countdown to the New Year.

#Make cena for someone te care about — whether te can cook o not.