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posted by zanesaaomgfan
They detto two years ago, there will be no school closings. Today, the secondo school, may be closed.

I have a video here:

link

Yes, East Ramapo School District is having the secondo school closing warning. Last year, they closed Colton Elementry School.

When te watch this video, te will understand the pain me and my sister are going through. This doesn't happen in CA.

My sister is still at the never ending meeting while me and my other sister worry.

Its not fair how they LIE to us. The Board of Education my ass, budgets my butt. Wheres the care for education. After all, its called Board of Education....
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posted by Kanji
When te woke up te were on a soft letto and surrounded da pillows.You were shaking though even though a huge warm blanket was covering you,you were really cold.Your stomach growled and te started crying how long were te asleep? te were starving, cold and could barely move.You decided to try to get out of the room.You got out of letto and carefully shakily took a step inoltrare, avanti holding onto the letto for help 'what did he do to me' te thought tears falling down your face your body hurt with every movement.You got to the door and opened it and held onto the wall.You tried to take another step but...
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posted by MiizLadiDiime
dear,2timer

te detto te loved me
te detto te cared
te detto i was the moon in te dark sky
te detto i made te cuore complete
te detto i made te smile when te were weak
te detto no girl could compare
te detto i was beautiful
te detto i was the first real baciare te ever had
te lied
te played me
yo turned my world black
te broke my cuore and made me weak
te fucked my so called friend
te made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
te cheat te bastard! don't come round here again cuz te fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I Amore you, not! I hope te like my Amore letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…

from, girl with gun
posted by R33n33sm3
I was bored so I decided to make some lyrics I would possibly sing :}}
Oh and i feel very sad now so everything I wrote here is kinda similar to what I feel right now :S


Remember our sad story?
I waited for you.
It wasn't until long after
that I learned your cuore was
somewhere else.

Can't I see you?
Can't I Amore you?
Don't forget our sad Amore story.
I am always with te
whenever te feel sad.





and to end of some very nice Amore quotes:

"A baciare is a lovely trick, designed da nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous."

"Make me immortal with a kiss."

"You come to Amore not da finding the...
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The 1966 Batman live action is known for how goofy it is. Despite how campy the mostra was it had lots of genuine cuore and great lessons.

1. Women can be crime fighters.

During the 1960s women were still not treated with proper respect. Thankfully the show's wonderful creator, William Dozier, helped things out da adding a female crime fighter to the show's third season: Batgirl. A lot of the show's female characters were easily tricked sidekicks to the male bad guys. The female sidekicks were a parody of what unfair men thought of women back in the past. Batgirl came along in the show's third...
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Kataralover is a member of Fanpop. He also has a YouTube channel.

Kataralover clearly is a big fan of the Nickelodeon mostra Avatar: The Last Airbender. However he's a fan of various other things including The Little Mermaid, Rise of the Guardians, and The Wizard of Oz.


Not that many regularly write fanpop articles. Thankfully Kataralover does. He's one of Fanpop's most memorable articolo writers. His articoli tend to have very expressive and passionate opinions. A big example of his Scrivere talent is his Greatest Showman review. It's one of the most complex and well done reviews that I've ever...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler....
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i just copied and pasted it! :P
more than useful i found it amusing! :P

1. THINGS te CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send te a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long te can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, o try to beat your own personal...
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posted by Mrbiskit
Note: The Frozen franchise is owned da Disney. This is a story I first wrote on first fanpop account Windrises.

Princess Anna entered the living room of the kingdom and detto "Elsa I have a plan."

Queen Elsa detto "Oh no. What is it?"


Anna detto "Lets be super heroes."

Elsa detto "What?"

Anna detto "All around the city there's crimes and innocent people getting robbed. I'm sick of it so I'm going to do save the city da stopping all the villains."

Elsa detto "Do te have any idea what you're doing?"

Anna detto "Do I ever?"

Elsa detto "Well if you're willing to accept the duties of being a super hero I...
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We are never getting back together-TAYLOR SWIFT

I remember when we broke up the first time
Saying this is it, I've had enough, 'cause like
We hadn't seen each other in a month
When you, detto you, needed space, what?
Then te come around again and say
Baby, I miss te and I swear I'm gonna change
Trust me, remember how that lasted for a day
I say, I hate you, we break up, te call me, I Amore you

Oooh we called it off again last night
But Oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your Friends talk...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. te can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 16: Tubing

The Delaware River has many people travel down it's current on tubes. Most people start at Bull's Island, just north of Stockton, then continue down the river to the town of Stockton itself. Other people like to start further north, such as Frenchtown,...
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posted by anime123rox
1. point a hairdryer and see if people put their hands up

2.pin your socks up on the wall

3.where all your clothes in)side out

te guys finish it off :)........................................................................................................................,..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
posted by australia-101
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1. te can't count your hair.
2. te can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. te can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in fool!!!


10 Things I know about you...

1) te are Leggere this.
2) te are human.
3) te can't say the letter P without separating your lips.
4) te just attempted to do it.
6) You're laughing at yourself.
7) te have a smile on your face and te skipped #5.
8) te just checked to see if there is a #5.
9) te laugh at this because te are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) te are probably going to re-post this to see who else falls for it (Hee-Hee!)

Let me know if te fell for it! :)
posted by IsabellaMCullen
Found this on the net. If it's been postato here before (Because I'm not sure if it has) let me know and I'll remove it...


1. Go to order a large popcorn(like the biggest one they have). When they give it to you, look at it, then throw it on the floor angrily and start crying for no reason.

2. Wait until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter starts to die down, scream at the superiore, in alto of your lungs.

3. Before the movie starts, sit near the front. Start moaning loudly and dancing wildly.

4. At the end of the movie, when the credits are rolling, stand up quickly and try to convince everyone...
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posted by KitKitty12
(A/N) there is gayness, cussing, and sex


~Jason's POV~

I had just woke up tomorrow is Pax and im really excited.

I pulled off the covers and swung my legs over the side of the letto and stood up.

I'm going to Pax with Sky, Dawn, Husky, Jerome, And Deadlox, i was excited i'd never actually met them and tomorrow i would.

I grabbed a pair of clothes and a towel and hopped into the doccia blasting my outro song Eclipse.

Five to ten minuti later i climbed out and pulled my clothes on and brushed my hair out.

"Daily routine..done" I muttered to myself staring at the mirror.

My phone rang, i quickly grabbed...
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posted by Cyrusrocks
My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.


Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!

Dear wife:

I'm Scrivere te this letter to tell te that I'm leaving te forever. I've been a good man to te for 7 years & I have nothing to mostra for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that te quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, te came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your preferito meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. te ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. te don't...
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found this on the net:

13 Fun Things To Do To Get Salespeople on the Phone to Hang Up

1. If they want to loan te money, tell them te just filed for bankruptcy and te could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, o is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If te get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping o whatever. See how long that commission...
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posted by deathroman13
Everyone knows, shit happens everywhere

Confucianism
Confucius says: “Shit happens”.
Buddhism
If shit happens, it is not really shit.
Zen Buddhism
Shit is, and is not.
Hinduism
This shit happened before.
Shintoism
This shit happens everywhere.
Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Christianity
Shit happens to sinners.
Islam
Shit happens if it is the will of God.
Astrology
Shit is written in the stars.
Catholicism
If shit happens, te deserve it.
Protestantism
Shit happens, so let 's make it worthwhile.
Lutheranism
When shit happens, change the subject.
Calvinism
Shit happens because te don't work hard...
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The Moment Of Death:
1. The cuore stops.
2. The skin gets tight and ashen in color.
3. All the muscles relax.
4. The bladder and bowels empty.
5. The body temperature begins to drop 1 1/2 degrees Fahrenheit per hour.

After 30 minutes:
6. The skin gets purple and waxy.
7. The lips, fingernails, and toenails fade to a pale color.
8. Blood pools at the bottom of the body.
9. The hands and feet turn blue.
10. The eyes sink into the skull.

After 4 hours:
11. Rigor mortis has set in.
12. The purpling of the skin and the pooling of the blood continue.
13. Rigor continues to tighten muscles for another...
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posted by Nein-Nein
Aokigahara (青木ヶ原?), also known as the Sea of Trees (樹海 Jukai?), is a 35-square-kilometre (14 sq mi) forest that lies at the northwest base of Mount Fuji in Japan.
The forest has a historic association with demons in Japanese mythology and is a popolare place for suicides , The forest is a popolare place for suicides, reportedly the most popolare in Giappone and secondo in the world after San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge. Statistics vary, but what is documented is that during the period leading up to 1988, about 100 suicides occurred there every year.
In 2002, 78 bodies were found within...
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