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Boy walk in the spot he so fresh yea
He got what he need to impressin’
Just look at the way that he dressin’
Ain’t no domanda chicks like whoa
Girl walkin’ the spot she stop traffic
She blowin’ your mind with her asset
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us baciare like that
We don’t need no più that he detto she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us baciare like that
We don’t need no più that he detto she said
He detto girl...
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posted by _ColorBlind_
Hey..

So, 

Remember me? Of course te don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay.. 

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights fa and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Scrivere skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<  

I guess this is a welcome back post? più like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY. 
Am sure te all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people da where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out video about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that da just looking at the title, te know it was made da someone who lacks a soul. here is the titolo of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when te think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Chapter 2

it was the successivo day. Flippy decided to go to the bookstore. What harm could he do there? all they had there were books. As he was walking there he noticed that people weren't staring at him o recitazione nervous. He even walked strait da a cop and they did nothing. Everybody had already forgotten. When Flippy entered the bookstore he was thankful at how peaceful it was. Nothing to flip him out. Flippy sighed with relief and sat down. He looked around and noticed much più people there. Sniffles was Leggere a book about science right successivo to him and petunia was Leggere about gardening....
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Legacy of flippy

It was late at night, Flippy and the other albero Friends were at a party thrown da Disco Bear. Disco orso was trying to impress girls, and like always he was failing miserably. Nutty was eating all the sweets. Everything was going well until Mime started mostrare off with the balloons. He was trying to make tons of things with tons of balloons and they all popped, making a huge noise which sounded like a gunshot which made Flippy go insane. He dropped to the floor and stood back up with yellow eyes. At first, nobody seemed worried. Then Flippy pulled out his coltello and ambushed...
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Me and Henry were running to the albero house.I got out my phone and dialed nine-one-one.
"Nine-one-one what's te emergency?"A lady said.
"Hello.Me and my Friends found a woman in the forest,she looks like she was stabbed!God,please help!Please!"I begged.
"Okay ma'am.Where did te find her?"The lady asked.
"In the forest successivo to Flint Road!"I answered.
"Is someone with her?"She asked.
"Yes,my friend,Sarah.Oh God,when are they coming?"I asked as a I heard a moan.
"They're coming right away!Honey,go find your friend and the lady and wait in the forest,we're coming Hun."She detto in a sweet voice.
"Okay,Come...
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posted by Hi-Lo
I dont think of this as a poem its più like sadness and confusion today one of my neighbours died my brother called me over to see i saw them sposta the body coverd in a red blanket and the men in black Suits and i thought to myself in that moment i never detto hello never waved o smiled at her when i come to think of it i never saw her have one visitor i detto to myself i wish i could cry right now but i couldnt i just couldnt i told myself i hope whatever i have done in my life would not make me die alone thats all i ask for and all i wish for
posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, o maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, o maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal più hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...
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posted by jessicamc26
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have myself a time,
(Kyle + Stan) Friendly faces everwhere humble folks without temptation,
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind,
(Cartman) Ample Parking giorno o Night, people spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor"
I'm headin' down to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind,
(Kenny) I like girls with big vagina, I like girls with big fat titties
So come on down to South Park, and meet some Friends of mine. ______
______________
_________________
--________________-________
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He was staring at a wall, più like me but I was invisible, o I thought I was. "*sigh* What is he doing?" being a common idiot I spoke too loud, hopefully he didn't hear me, but im hardly ever lucky so- "Ahhhh! wha- what was that?" he was franticly running around like he heard a ghost. "please shut up!" this startled the crap out of him so he tripped over the T.V. I didn't know what to do, he was going to call somebody. So I left a note, and walked out. "huh, what's this" he picked up the note and read it aloud, "'dear, weird yet understndable reader I am saying sorry for scaring the crap...
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posted by kk99aa
*ps: G.A.B= gang against bullying*


I ran into the elementary school.My P.D.B.D (personal daily bully detector )was beeping like crazy! "This must be the place!" I detto as i entered the hallways of the school."I hope the rest of the gang comes." I muttered under my breath as I rounded the corner only for my P.D.B.D ring like crazy.My eyes widend as I saw the wrost case of bullying i have ever seen. The kid's underwear was in a texas wedgie and they were smoking.The bully was smiling and for a secondo i thought of the devil.I sighed a sigh of relief when the rest of the gang arrived."Stop...
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posted by Emoshinell
RUSH
---------
They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same domande
Over and over again

Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down o else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know te know it's right So I say

(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
o we take our time
So let's rush

I want te to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush o we may not
I want te to know this
I want te to know this
So I say

(Chorus X2)

Let's rush
Let's rush
SEASON 3;

[shades closing]

[windows clattering]

Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do te think te could secure those windows?

[webs shooting]

[windows close]

Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?

[birds squawk]

Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.

Harry: [growls nicely]

Fluttershy: Oh, look, you've filled it with everything I need to survive this awful night. Thank you. Thank te all! Now I don't have to step a hoof outside until this whole thing is over.

[bucket clattering]

Fluttershy:...
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posted by ShadowFan100
So, this a piece of old shit that I actually forgot I even wrote. It was supposed to be like a prequel chapter thingy to this story I've been working on even since... 2007. The idea for detto story came to me in 2006, but I began Scrivere this shit the successivo year. And low and behold, I give you: Cringe

If any of te are easily traumatized da cringy shit, please look away in 3, 2, 1...

Chapter 0: Before The Adventure

August 2nd 2102 at 6:00 pm.
Five years before the adventure began, 12-year-old Devin was just getting home, riding on his black skycycle. Devin wore a black shirt, with black pants.
It...
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Sponge. Spork. Excrement. Feeces. Squeegee. Ferment. Spatula. Boudin. Conundrum. Okie dokie. Doppelgänger. Gristle. Equinox. Absinthe. Wasp. Spunk. Tweezer. Wasabi. Pezz. Poinsettia. Creamatorium. Zamboni. Guillotin. Dollop. Beezlebub. Kiwi. Spatula. Bazooka. Gargantious. Lobotomy. Zucchini. Tortious. Oyster. Peroxide. Excrement. Malarkey. Locomotive. Kimosabi. Gristle. Duvet. Shishkabob. Strudel. Chipmunk. Fornicate. Gargonzola. Tsunami. Sludge.
posted by kicksomebut23
Welcome to the Internet where

Fun, Corruption, and Socialization dwells at.

You will find Some Caring People.

And te will find Some Ugly People.




The Ugly People on the Internet loves to

Troll, Argue All The Time, & Cyberbully Others.

Most of them do it because they want to boost

Oneself confidence, get rid of boredom in there life,

Or have problems they are dealing in there life.

Be careful with these people and never go far with them.

Unless te want to become just like them.



The Caring People on the Internet are

Obviously Friendly, Helpful, and Straightforward.

It will seem like most people on...
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found this on the web:


10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces o twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did te get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office cucina one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...
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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes te so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told te to be yourself simply couldn’t have dato te worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t te have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let te mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are te always this stupid o are te making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like te before – but I had to pay an admission.

If te took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d Amore to help te out…now, which way did te come in?

Brains aren’t everything....
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall bacheca and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 secondi and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....
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